Tropers: The Series

Taco looks at the script. "Tropes, are you still writing these, perchance?"

"Some of them. I don't remember writing this one."

"That's what I'd figured..."

"So, what's gonna happen now?"
SONGBIRD: "I'll have to return to my dimension to do a few more things, And you're coming with me."
"Me?"
SONGBIRD: "Yes."

"Now we're getting into interdimensional travel, huh? Interesting..."

Edited by DrNoPuma on Aug 22nd 2018 at 9:52:08 AM

"Well then, We might as well go. Personally, I'd like to see your world."
SONGBIRD: "Okay then. We'll take your TARDIS."
"My TARDIS? Are you sure, Songbird?"
SONGBIRD: "Yes."
"Okay then. Ford, you're in charge until I return."
"Alright."
"I'll be back, fellas."
(Chey and the Songbird then goes into Chey's TARDIS. It then de-materializes.)
"Oh, Zarquon... How are we gonna get out of Portugal now?"
(Enter the Chey Bus, blasting "Georgy Girl" through it's speakers as it normally does.)
BUS-DRIVING MECHANOID: "Hop aboard and I'll get you out of here, Mr. Prefect, sir!"
"Of course..."

I get on board.

"So, where are we going now?"

(A note then appears. Taco picks it up and reads it.)

(Junon's relaxing on the Tardis with Damien and Medusa.)

Taco snatches it up and reads it. "Well, gang, we're heading over to Canada, and we're apparently gonna find DB Cooper's stopwatch."

Another note appears in Tropes' back pocket.

Edited by TacoBadger on Aug 22nd 2018 at 9:26:33 AM

Junon: (sparkly eyes) So we're gonna meet Kinnikuman Big Body and Canadianman?!

Damien: (rolls his eyes) Lady, tone down your fangasming...

I notice the note. I pull it out and read it silently.

The note reads:

"Tropes, you will not be searching for a stopwatch. Taco has lied. Luckily, we calculated this risk. Let him get to Canada. Get him drunk. Call this number"

As a post-script, an odd nine-numbered phone number is printed out.

"You guys ready to head out then?"

"Uh, okay!"

Quietly, I start humming "You Know My Name (Look Up The Number)".

"Alrighty."

Season Three: Episode Twenty One: Badgamino

"Ahh, good old Canada. Three things that come to mind when you think of Canada are moose, lumberjacks, and maple syrup. Zarquon, I hope Chey is doing alright..."

"Ah, Canada. Token Good Teammate of countries, if you ignore their pop music."

"I am so glad to be here. Summer weather in the southern US was killing me."

Junon: I'm so, so ready!

Damien: No, you're not.

Junon: Stuff it, Domon ripoff...

(Cue dust cloud between the two. Medusa briefly covers the camera with her hand until it's done.)

Medusa: Let's get this show on the road.

"Yeah, Southern summers are pretty shitty. So are Eastern winters. But you know what Canada has that's even better than their temperature? Their beer."

BUS-DRIVING MECHANOID: "And now, for some of Canada's finest music!"
"Oh, photon, that means we're gonna hear Celine Dion's greatest hits, aren't we?"
(Cue canned laughter. The song "Heartbeat (It's a Lovebeat)" by the DeFranco Family then starts playing through the bus speakers.)

After a few minutes, and six of Celine Deon's greatest hits, Taco shouts, "OOH! Stop here!"

The bus halts, in front of a bar, called "The McKenzie Brothers Tavern".

"Come on, everybody. I'm positive this is our first step!"

Taco accidentally told the truth.

Edited by TacoBadger on Aug 22nd 2018 at 10:35:12 AM

Junon: Nice song choices. (notices the tavern) Huh?

Edited by josh6243 on Aug 22nd 2018 at 8:34:17 AM

"Hm... you sure this is it?"

"Finally, a establishment that serves alcohol. I definitely need some after having to listen to Celine Dion..... The only bloody song that I actually enjoyed was Immortality."