the cake is an alternative fact
"Oh, right. Surprise! Welcome to the future!"
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
CG for short
Anastasia gets super excited.
"Ohhhh! Its been over 100 years!? I wanna stay! I wanna explore it! Please?" Anastasia then does the puppy eyes.
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."
That there is a seal.
"Technically, it's the present for you now, not the future."
"You know, 'cause you're in it. Presumably to stay, since we have a habit of just picking up random new people with zero thought whatsoever."
Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
Not stupid or expendable.
"Oh, THANK GOD!"
(Chey then leaps out of the time machine and rolls all over the floor. Ford comes out holding Delilah.)
"Oh, there you are, Chey!"
(Chey stops, gets herself up, and goes over to Ford.)
"Sorry that we disappeared, we had one hell of a adventure in Russia. Anyway, we brought back a couple fellas, ONE OF WHOM I HAVEN'T PROPERLY INTRODUCED MYSELF TO YET, SMEG!"
(Chey then takes Delilah from Ford and rushes to Anastasia.)
"My name is Chey, the guy in the sweater and blazer is Ford, and this little munchkin is Delilah."
(Delilah giggles.)
That there is a seal.
"Wait, are you two the past-kid's parents?"
"If so, your kids have remarkably different growth patterns, considering they're blood relatives."
"And who's the other person you brought back?"
Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
CG for short
"I'm Anastasia Nikolaevna." Then Anastasia turns to Delilah and gently boops her on the nose.
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."
That there is a seal.
"Ah, so, if I'm not mistaken about how human names work, not Chey and Ford's kid?"
"Anyway, Chey said you brought back 'a couple fellas.' Where are the rest of them?"
Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
the cake is an alternative fact
"We only brought one. She lied."
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
"So... welcome to the present/future/whatever, Anastasia. I guess everything is perfect now. This is great."
Fuzzy finishes up recounting the episode in his notebook, sits back and draws the current situation.
Hey 🅱️eter
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
"Was that a bonus you got from doing what you did to regain the FGO char shit CG?"
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Not stupid or expendable.
"Puma's hopefully here somewhere. Now if y'all don't mind, my daughter's eager to spend some time with me."
(Delilah squeals as she hugs Chey, who carries her off to the living room, probably so she can perform another one of her famous puppet shows. Meanwhile, Ford just stands there.)
"....Chey?"
Stuck being sane.
The door to her room opens for a moment, and a green flaming cloak FLIES out of the room! Briya follows it the door closing behind her as she chases her runaway cloak. All the while, saying angry gibberish. Probably swearing. Needless to say, something went wrong when trying to unenchant her cloak.
"Get back here, I'm not done undoing the spell you-"
Annnd the rest is angry gibberish.
I have no idea what to put here, oh well!
CG for short
CG shrugs at Libre.
"Anastasia came with us of her own will and she wants to stay."
Anastasia taps on CG's shoulder, getting her attention.
"Yes?"
"So last night...over a hundred years ago, I noticed I'm quite a good shot. Can you teach me to become the best markswoman in history?"
CG notes the irony of Anastasia wanting to become better with a gun considering what happened to her in the OG timeline.
"Alrighty...I can do that."
Anastasia squees in excitement.
"Let's go!"
The End! Roll credits!
Disclaimer: How Rasputin actually died IRL was that he was shot thrice, with one in his head. End discussion.Wait, there's a post credit scene already?
Post Credit Scene! December 31st, 1916; Alexander Palace
After hearing about the insane assassination on Rasputin, the Tsar, Nicholas II arrives at the palace. He rushes into their bedroom.
There, Alexandra is in tears, sti traumatized over that night. She's eating nothing but cupcakes that Maria is giving her. Their other children - Olga, Tatiana, and Alexei are by her side.
Nicholas sits next to Alexandra.
"Sunny, I'm here now." He pats on Alexandra's shoulder.
Alexandra hugs him so tight she almost choked him.
"RASPUTIN WAS THIS *SOB* THEN HE KIDNAPPED ME *SOB* AND THERE WAS *sobbing gibberish*"
As the two embraced each other, a guard walks into the room.
"Umm, Anastasia Nikolaevna has disappeared... again."
The whole Romanov family stared at that guard with wide, shock eyes.
"WHAT." Nicholas said in blatant shock.
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
"Ah ok some rando bonus the world decided to give you" Libre snarks at CG.
P-Cr Scene
"...SAKUYA IS THAT YOU!?" Fire Cirno bursts into Libre's room, where the latter has been trying out a pink maid outfit and a maid headband whilst looking in the mirror.
"...Cirno what in the fuck. There's more maids out there, even in Gensokyo, than just Sakuya. Not to mention hers is more blue than pink."
"...Are you a Sakuya kinnie-"
"[facepalm] What is with you and comparing maids to Sakuya...and it's just one Danganronpa game and suddenly you try to archetype-kin assign everyone in this apartment."
Libre has an incredulous look in face over what Fire Cirno's done.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Local idiot who is a sucker for cute 2d boys
Popipopipopi Post credits
Xabby is just chilling in her room, trying to think a way to get out of tropesburg. ARRRGH! If Mr. 300 BC didn't show up, then maybe I would get an clue. At this point, Xabby just grab her guitar and strum while humming to herself. Everything about humanity is already confusing me, yet the guitar is calming me... “You bowl with 3 middle fingers” Oh hey, a troper wall
Semain Calm
Season 8, Episode 13: BATT-ILL ROYALE!!!
(yes the exclamation points are part of the name of the episode. yes this part is as well. i'm gonna stop before this name gets way too long to be any use practically this is starting to look like a light novel)
The opening shot begins with the Tropers on a shiny private jet; something way. Way out of their comfort zone. The group is sitting around on it, doing whatever, as a giant screen in the middle of the lounge turns on. On the screen, a well dressed man appears, with sandy brown hair, a microphone, and an award winning smile.
"Why hello there, [TROPERS.] Welcome to your all exclusive private getaway to the island of New New Guinea! Get ready to enjoy beautiful desolate ocean views! Sleep endlessly underneath the tropical sun! Wash up on the pristine white beaches with no red whatsoever! Walk by the light of the very beautiful and not deadly Mount Imgonnaki'llyou! I must introduce myself; the name's Luke Probst, your host for this great vacation! You'll be arriving just shortly. I look forward to meeting you!"
As the recording fades into the background, Knife mumbles from their own seat. "Man, this private jet is way too small. Why'd we trust these weirdos to bring us here? I could do better while blindfolded!"
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
"Ugh, BLINDFOLDS! I knew I forgot to pack something."
Tropes is once again holding a hobo bindle.
I'm helping!
"Ah, a perfectly normal island vacation. Just what we need after showing up in the beginning of several episodes but always fading away when the plot starts going too fast to follow.
"Um..."
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
"This will be fun! Hopefully nothing suspicious will happen, right?" Zanreo says.
"Leftover items still have value!"
Stuck being sane.
She shakes her bag lightly and seems relieved.
"Yup ready as ever. Knowing the trend... lets see what happens."
I have no idea what to put here, oh well!
Semain Calm
"What "trend"? Come on. You know nothing bad happens to the Tropers."
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
"Except for forgetting to pack stuff."
Stuck being sane.
"My life has never been completely normal. That's all I'm saying."
She remembers the many many many MANY weird things she has been involved in or directed/indirected caused...
I have no idea what to put here, oh well!
Semain Calm
"Pfft. That's your problem. My life's perfectly normal, unlike you! Just like any other normal person, I got pulled out of a vat and got metal in my body, and honestly? That might explain why you people are so fucking weird. You people never went through normal shit like that."
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
"Ok, and what's with all of this stuff?" Anastasia doesn't recognize most of the modern day stuff.
"Anyway, you're in [insert modern day year here]."
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."