“ Ok! Let’s go!”

Nimrod starts to get the car out of the driveway.

Tropesburg Town Hall

Cruising straight through the hordes of zombies, who try and fail to claw their way through its bulletproofed windows, comes a huge, bright red limousine. Along its side, a slogan has been painted in vivid yellow text, now scratched from zombie attacks:

FOR ONCE THOU HAST POPPED, THOU SHALT PROVE UNABLE TO CEASE

The limo pulls into the parking lot of the town hall, taking up an entire row of parking spaces by itself. Its doors slide open, a single persistent zombie is blown far away by rattling gunfire, and out steps an entourage of large, armed bodyguards flanking a noticeably small man. He is clad in a bizarre red and white outfit, looking as if the fashion designer couldn't choose between formal suit or fur-lined royal robe so tried for a gaudy amalgamation of both, and has an expression of ignorant bliss upon his face. He is Sherson D. Pringles IV, the fifth richest person in Tropesberg. At least, his accountants assured him he was still the fifth richest person in Tropesberg when he last asked, and he trusts his accountants. They're smart.

Sherson tries to enter the hall unobtrusively. Between his outfit and the huge gun-toting men surrounding him from every angle, he fails. Taking a place at an unoccupied podium, he clears his throat.

"Hi. I'm Sherson D. Pringles IV. I'm a mayoral candidate. I'm here. Hi."

He smiles spacily.

be nice to benjamin it's not his fault he got beat up by a microbe

"Opinion on the Toilet Paper Crisis of 1986?"

Knife mindlessly answers Playing: "I LOVE- the Toilet Paper Crisis of 1986 was a travesty of a government response, and under Taco Badger, such a crisis would never happen because toilet paper had been phased out for water hoses long ago-TACO!"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.

Bus:

Jimmy stops by the apartment.

“ I’m gonna go to the election. Anyone who wants to stay here can.”

"You love Taco? Huh.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, KNIFE (A MURDERER) WILL BE TOO BUSY, SAY, MAKING LOVE TO A PHOTOGRAPH OF TACOBADGER TO GET ANY WORK DONE!"

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Oct 21st 2020 at 7:35:16 AM

Town Hall

"I, too, would like to make love to a photograph of Taco Badger!"

Sherson says this completely casually, without his facial expression shifting one bit.

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Knife gets a buzz on her earpiece. Facing Sherson, she smiles. "Well-I LOVE TACO- you're in luck! The Taco Badger merch just arrived!"

Outside, a Tropes Net truck comes backing into the parking lot, before dumping multiple Taco-themed merchandise, including baby bottles, little Taco plushies, and Taco Flamethrowers TM. The driver then proceeds to be mauled by a zombie.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.

After Jimmy drips everyone off, he drives to the election, Ramones playing on his playlist.

Flamethrower-riding Elena flies into the election hall and snags the flamethrowers "Don't play with fire in a place full of bombs! Political bombs are more dangerous than atom bombs, you know! Oh look, These are Taco themed!"

Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?

House

Ooo.. what should we do for the party?

It'll be epic!

"Let's decorate this place.

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."

"Yes, let's!" I exclaim. "I'll get to fixing the door and mixing drinks. Also, someone turn on the TV, I think the election's starting."

I kick aside a zombie as I drag all the things we bought into the house.

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster

Custard rolls alongside the walls as red crepe unravels from her cart in an attempt to make the walls look bloody.

"Wonder how Taco's going to get the zombie vote. More brains? Build a mausoleum and make the living pay for it?"

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside

Town hall

Coleberry was frantically whisper-shouting orders into multiple earpieces when he looked up to see that Sherson had arrived. He made his way across the room, then held put his hand to Sherson and smiled his best campaign smile.

Sherson! How have you been, old crinkly fellow? I don't believe we've caught up since the charity disco!

"Ok!" Zanreo turns the TV on before she starts decorating.

shouldn't his favorite genre be RPG and not point and click though

Town Hall

Sherson returns Coleberry's handshake. He looks happy, but Sherson looks happy in a dopey way most of the time, so it's hard to tell if Coleberry's appearance cheers him up any.

"Coleberry! Hi! Hello! I was just waiting for my, ah, vice mayor to come along and help in the debate!"

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Jimmy, Dookie, and everyone else who goes to the election begins driving there.

“ You’ll see us on TV!”

Killer Bean falls out of a vortex.

   "Where am I? It seems like a zombie apocalypse....what a messed up...AAAAHH!"   

"LOOK OUT!"

Killer Bean is run over by the bus.

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Oct 23rd 2020 at 7:42:23 AM

The Tropers on the bus make it to the election.

(Peace of Mind is playing in the background)

“I can’t wait to see Taco debate!”

He turns the car off.

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Oct 25th 2020 at 4:43:33 AM

Meanwhile, Bee is already at the debate, wearing skull facepaint and a ribcage T-Shirt instead of his Homestar costume and a yellow jacket. You don't remember him coming.

Edited by AyyBee121 on Oct 25th 2020 at 6:02:26 AM

(As she makes her way towards the entrance of wherever the debate is taking place at, Chey takes her phone back out and calls Robin again.)
"Alright, get the video started."
"Got it."
(Robin hangs up, then gestures at Maurice to press a button on a control panel. He presses the button and down on the stage comes a big projection screen. Robin then opens the video file on the computer and hits play. The video starts with a sweet home video of Chey nursing Delilah while Ford looks on. Ford narrates the following.)
"My wife Cheyanne Prefect is a remarkable Time Lady."
(Cut to another home video of Chey working like hell to cook dinner.)
"A devoted spouse, an amazing mother, the greatest friend anyone could ever ask for, and one zark of a heroine."
(Cue footage of Chey with her friends during various moments over the past few seasons, such as the Garden Wars play, when they travelled to the '70s and rescued those kidnapped musicians, their Titanic adventure, when they travelled to the '60s, Chey and Ford's wedding, and the baby shower among many others.)
"She has always helped out as much as she could and has been there when those in her life needed her most. Even when she's at her most vulnerable, she still managed to put others well before herself."
(Cue footage of Chey fighting after Ford died of a Disney Death in the S5 finale and then of Chey trying to keep things in order in the apartment in the birth episode. After that, a slideshow of pictures of Chey rounds off the montage.)
"Selfless, caring, devotional, loyal, trustworthy, charismatic, and always a woman of her word. Chey truly is someone you would definitely want as mayor."
(Fade out. Then cue a full-on, shot for shot recreation of the music video for Wham!'s "Wham! Rap". After the video finishes, the projection screen pulls up to reveal Chey.)
"WHAT'S UP, SMEGHEADS?"

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Oct 25th 2020 at 10:21:51 AM

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."

House

Ey, should we turn on the television to see the debate?

Sure.

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."

Taco is already onstage. “You can’t just play an advertisement for a candidate at the beginning of a debate! That’s clear bias. Moderator, I demand Chey be disqualified for Lord Mayor, and thrown out of this debate!”

Huzzah

Debate

Sherson blinks slowly.

"I, ah, endorse Chey for mayor!"

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"That was my entrance video. My family and I spent a whole weekend putting that together. My ads are far different than that. Anyway, I'm here to debate and hopefully win over some fellas."

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."

Knife throws a Taco-branded mug at Sherson. "TACO!"

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.