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Title sequence: A montage of various funny happenings from the series. The theme is a funky instrumental version of "Michael Row the Boat Ashore". (Don't ask me why.)
TropesForever walks in.
Hey, where is everyone? Turns to the camera "This wasn't supposed to be a one man show, you know!"
''It's then I walk in, with an overly-grand entrance in the form of carrying a replica of the Master Sword.
"One-man show? That sounds boring."
A muffled speech could be heard from behind the set. "I'm back here!"
Suddenly, dorky young Taco Badger comes out, to the applause of the audience. "Yo, what's the dealio?" Canned laughter.
edited 3rd Jul '17 3:16:34 PM by TacoBadger
(Suddenly, Talesof Under comes out of the blue, with a jug of Spider Cider.)
"The Cider House rules!"
(Talesof Under splashes the Cider on Tropes Forever.)
"Uh, can someone please get me a towel?"
"That wasn't very funny."
More canned laughter
"I am so sorry."
(Talesof Under steps back, and trips on Zazzerpan The Learned's hand.)
Taco, seeing Tropes, worriedly gets a towel, and rushes it to him. "Hey guys, let's not get too wigged out, remember our landlord's coming over later, so we all have to be on our best behavior if we wanna keep living in this apartment."
"Right. Tales, did you clean your room?"
"Sorry, I banged my head on the kitchen floor. Stupid Zazzerpan.
"Yeah, apartment. Trust me here, I bet I could earn money easily with this sword!"
Rev swings the sword around, almost hitting some stuff.
(Cue canned laughter)
"Hey! CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP! WE'RE DOING SOMETHING HERE! Now, does anyone have pottery? I need to break it!"
Taco quickly pushes Zazzerpan out of their nearby apartment window. "Tales, don't you know that our landlord hates Homestuck? We have to get rid of everything Homestuck related before he gets here."
That, or Revaryk can just ultraviolence our landlord with his sword.
"Is anyone going to the store later? We're going to need plaster...and paint...and everything else. Oh, and some nice pictures to hang over the cracks."
edited 3rd Jul '17 3:32:08 PM by TropesForever
"For the last time, we don't need to paint the walls pink, Tropes!"
But we already have those. (Jump Cut to a painting on the wall that has the Annoying Dog on it.)
Quick note: I'm a she.
"I'd only do that if the landlord is an absolute asshole. I only swing this sword for justice! ...I think. It's just a replica of the Master Sword, so it actually doesn't have any epic ultra-cool powers."
"But pink is a nice color! Or at least I think it's the Landlord's favourite."
Taco, taking a page out of Moe Howard's book, bonks Tropes over the head, and pokes Tales' eyes with his fingers. "Let's just make a nice, Italian dinner. Nothing can go wrong with spaghetti."
edited 3rd Jul '17 3:37:58 PM by TacoBadger
Remember that the last time the landlord came, we pushed him out the window?
(Cut to the landlord being kicked out of the window)
Landlord: OH CRIIIIIIPES!
Puma enters, accompanied by a wacky circus tune.
"Hey, guys, has anyone seen the landlord?"
edited 3rd Jul '17 3:40:06 PM by DrNoPuma
Last I saw of him, he was vomiting his dinner (eggs) onto the concrete in front of our apartment from the fall. I ralphed on him in response.
"Puma, thank god you're here. We need to clean this place up if Mr. Benedetto is ever gonna let us stay here."
I get somewhat nervous and concerned.
"...Just how bad is it?"
As if on cue, one of the couch cushions opened up, as Random crawled out of it, covered in loose change, cobwebs, and chips.
"Remote's not down there." He'd state, before proceeding to open the fridge and enter it, closing it behind him.
Yet another laugh track would play.
Taco moves toward a nearby grandfather clock. He flicks the minute hand, and all at once, every shelf and picture attached to the wall falls to the ground, a seemingly sawdust flows through the air.
edited 3rd Jul '17 3:48:27 PM by TacoBadger
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