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XFllo Witch from Not Prague Relationship Status: Love potion #9
Witch
Mar 13th 2019 at 5:21:50 AM

[up] The cat suddenly hisses at you, tries to bite you and scratch you. Your cat's angry with you for the rest of the day.


I think of a new trope and write a Trope Launch Pad draft.

My TV Tropes mission: to stop the misuse of Spirited Young Lady, Spoiled Sweet and English Rose.
johannes4123 Adventurous sadcat from not in outer space Relationship Status: In denial
Adventurous sadcat
Mar 13th 2019 at 10:24:30 AM

You end up playing a really cheerful song instead, some nearby people hear it and join in with bagpipes they have yet to figure out

I dance at a party

Just sitting back, hoping she wont find another reason to cry
aspiko Functionally blind without glasses from world 8-5 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Functionally blind without glasses
Mar 13th 2019 at 10:57:46 AM

As good of a dancer as you think you are, you're so embarrassingly bad it physically hurts anyone that tries to watch.


I attempt at making a grilled cheese sandwich and some soup.

Edited by aspiko on Mar 13th 2019 at 1:58:04 PM

How d'you expect me to cook rice without water? You idiot.
TalesofUnder Angry Werecat from Tandy Gardens Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Angry Werecat
Mar 13th 2019 at 11:14:11 AM

You accidentally make a grilled soup sandwich.

I attamept to poison the punch at a wedding.

Who invited the angry catgirl into my avatar gallery? .......It was me.
Legend_Of_Snake369 cute mage gurl from the shadow realm, Jimbo! Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
cute mage gurl
Mar 13th 2019 at 11:52:47 AM

you accidently use immortality potion, everybody at said party now can't die.

I try to paint my nails

pink and white stripes are heccin' cute!
Mar 13th 2019 at 2:05:17 PM

[up]So, you were trying to paint your fingernails? You've painted the kind of nails used in construction instead.

I try to change a flat tire.

Playing_with_boy Not evil. from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not evil.
Mar 13th 2019 at 3:21:50 PM

You try to fix it by stabbing a bicycle wheel with a knife, and putting the place where air is escaping into the flat tire. It does not work, and the owner of the bicycle stabs you with the knife you have for destroying his bike.

I respond with "k" to a long forum post.

   Totally not suitable for the tweens and kiddos.   
johannes4123 Adventurous sadcat from not in outer space Relationship Status: In denial
Adventurous sadcat
Mar 13th 2019 at 9:52:53 PM

You respond with "KKK" instead

I try an obstacle course

Just sitting back, hoping she wont find another reason to cry
CenturyEye Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign? from I don't know where the Yith sent me this time... Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
Mar 14th 2019 at 6:49:05 AM

You trip over a penny and break your toes before you can even get on the course.

I try to inflate a balloon.

Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
TroperNo9001 Frog Princess(-to-be) from New Orleans Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Frog Princess(-to-be)
Mar 14th 2019 at 6:52:24 AM

The air rushes back into your mouth and you get inflated and float away.

I try making a puzzle.

"I've worked hard for everything I've got, and that's the way it's supposed to be!"
XFllo Witch from Not Prague Relationship Status: Love potion #9
Witch
Mar 14th 2019 at 10:06:47 AM

Instead, the puzzle makes you, Russian Reversal style. You end up utterly puzzled.

I want to drink wine with friends.

My TV Tropes mission: to stop the misuse of Spirited Young Lady, Spoiled Sweet and English Rose.
Legend_Of_Snake369 cute mage gurl from the shadow realm, Jimbo! Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
cute mage gurl
Mar 14th 2019 at 11:22:26 AM

you end up drinking water alone, apparently your friend jesus is busy.

I try to hard boil eggs.

pink and white stripes are heccin' cute!
Mar 14th 2019 at 12:16:29 PM

You didn't get chicken eggs, you got ostrich eggs. The mother ostriches Zerg Rush you, kick you to death, and get their eggs back.

I try to burp the alphabet.

johannes4123 Adventurous sadcat from not in outer space Relationship Status: In denial
Adventurous sadcat
Mar 14th 2019 at 12:37:53 PM

You vomit instead, the vomit stains resemble letters, but in the wrong order

I try to cross a tightrope

Just sitting back, hoping she wont find another reason to cry
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Mar 14th 2019 at 9:25:54 PM

You end up snapping the rope while you were above a spike-pit.

I attempt to do the Dishes.

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
Mar 14th 2019 at 9:47:54 PM

You end up acting out the song Blunt the Knives.

I try to yell "Fire!" in a crowded theater.

johannes4123 Adventurous sadcat from not in outer space Relationship Status: In denial
Adventurous sadcat
Mar 15th 2019 at 1:33:19 PM

You start a fire instead

I try to climb a mountain

Just sitting back, hoping she wont find another reason to cry
Playing_with_boy Not evil. from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not evil.
Mar 15th 2019 at 7:27:41 PM

You fall on your face. While you climb the mountain.

I become a mod.

   Totally not suitable for the tweens and kiddos.   
TroperNo9001 Frog Princess(-to-be) from New Orleans Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Frog Princess(-to-be)
Mar 15th 2019 at 7:30:47 PM

You wrongly ban an innocent and the other mods take it out on you, leading to your own banning.

I build a LEGO masterpiece.

"I've worked hard for everything I've got, and that's the way it's supposed to be!"
LikeAPie A Lonely Piece Of Pie from White Paper Plate, Glass Table Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
A Lonely Piece Of Pie
Mar 15th 2019 at 7:33:38 PM

Your so-called masterpiece is nothing more than the words Everything Is Awesome, causing you to lose LEGO privileges.

I watch a baby show on TV.

Just a piece of pie. Uh... Is anyone there? I’m delicious, promise!
TalesofUnder Angry Werecat from Tandy Gardens Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Angry Werecat
Mar 15th 2019 at 8:21:11 PM

You are now the star of a new “Grounded” series on Go Animate, co-starring with Caillou. It’s a crap job and you get little to no pay for being mocked.

I am watching anti-smoking ads.

Who invited the angry catgirl into my avatar gallery? .......It was me.
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Mar 15th 2019 at 8:35:55 PM

You start smoking and develop lung cancer out of spite for those anti-smoking commercials.

I try to watch a Jontron video on youtube.

Edited by Jaxfirebus on Mar 15th 2019 at 8:36:23 AM

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
TalesofUnder Angry Werecat from Tandy Gardens Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Angry Werecat
Mar 15th 2019 at 8:40:27 PM

You accidentally watch his racist rant about immigrants. Furthermore, due to a virus, all of his videos are said rant.

I make a sandwich post.

Who invited the angry catgirl into my avatar gallery? .......It was me.
medievalParadox Narrator of KTGTT 2: Electric Boogaloo. Let's see from any device that can get onto the internet Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Narrator of KTGTT 2: Electric Boogaloo. Let's see
Mar 15th 2019 at 8:45:08 PM

It becomes a Donut post.

I try to use hyperbeam

Here's a Godmodder. Please Kill him before he fucks up everything. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=15527074470A62989200

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