Fisherman.
Aah, my parents aren't going to be pleased by the fact that I'm working in such a lowly job...
edited 19th Jan '17 10:58:21 PM by fdiaperhead
↳ Redirecting to Mvfl G.Sports mascot.
It's a...mixed bag? I guess. I'm on the clock all the time, and I have to teleport all around the world, but at least it's not like I'm getting any more depressed. Besides, giant wolf skeleton once a month. That's ****ing metal.
edited 19th Jan '17 11:04:16 PM by TheGreatUnknown
King Tsar Tyrantrum XIII: MWAHAHAHAHA! Yes, my dinosaur brethren, take over the mainland now that I've released you from your cages!
edited 20th Jan '17 5:04:09 AM by TheGamechanger
The League of HeroesDinosaur park worker.
But... I'm a professional sp- I mean, school student! I'm too young for this.
edited 20th Jan '17 5:17:40 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.Footsoldier.
Ooh, that would be so much fun! I'd play with the kids, take care of them, it'd be great!!
edited 20th Jan '17 5:12:57 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Daycare worker.
Hey, I'm only 14! I don't have proper training for this...
edited 20th Jan '17 5:17:48 AM by fdiaperhead
↳ Redirecting to Mvfl G.Sewage Treatment Plant worker
King Tsar Tyrantrum XIII: Hello kids! It's Chompy the Birthday Clown here to make the best day of your life even better with this song! "I love you, you love me, you're all such delicious children. With a laugh and a bite from me, you'll all feel great inside my belly!"
edited 20th Jan '17 5:22:56 AM by TheGamechanger
The League of HeroesBirthday clown.
A douche with improper ID tries to get in.
Oh, I'm sorry, sir. This ID is invalid!
Yeah? Well how about I just get your number instead?
Hmm... Well I like 12 a lot...
edited 20th Jan '17 6:43:38 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Bouncer at a nightclub
Shiny Rayquaza: I'm used to being worshipped. That's how I Mega Evolve in the first place!
edited 20th Jan '17 9:59:17 AM by TheGamechanger
The League of HeroesObject of worship.
Let's just say he doesn't last long at this line of work.
edited 20th Jan '17 9:50:06 AM by ArmoredFury
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.Prostitute.
It's a nice job, but... what's a "fugly?"
edited 20th Jan '17 9:56:38 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.It's like "Ugly" but F***ing ugly.
Model for "Fugly Weekly" (not front page, of course)
"Tragedy today as a flaming schoolbus crashed into a gas station, There are 13 dead, and 1 injured. Our reporter tried to get an interview, but was told "Go away, least it wasn't Dr. Gerald driving that bus.""
edited 20th Jan '17 10:10:54 AM by Jaxfirebus
A replacement vehicle for the Magic School Bus
Shiny Rayquaza: ...oooh my aching jaw.....
edited 20th Jan '17 10:09:39 AM by TheGamechanger
The League of HeroesTunnel boring machine.
All the other band members left me ... apparently my voice was too flat for them. What did they expect, after dealing with centuries of sorrow there's nothing left for me to care about.
edited 20th Jan '17 12:23:03 PM by Cabe_Bedlam
I need to update these things more oftenEmo band singer.
Maybe, but I don't think I have the right sense of humor...
edited 20th Jan '17 10:05:25 AM by CyberController
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Comedian.
Ever see the South Park episode "Butters' Bottom Bitch?" Pretty much that.
edited 20th Jan '17 10:08:37 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Pimp
Shiny Rayquaza: I was fired since I kept accidentally killing the people I was supposed to care for due to my sheer size moving about in the cramped rooms.
edited 20th Jan '17 10:25:14 AM by TheGamechanger
The League of HeroesOrderly for a Nursing Home. Have fun with that.
World Destroyed, Reset Button pressed.
edited 20th Jan '17 4:22:11 PM by Jaxfirebus
Shiny Rayquaza: I was fired from the aquarium for A) being so powerful that one of my sneezes broke the tank I was in B) I broke the tank on the first day of the job and C) the debris from the tank killed several paying visitors as well as the owner of the aquarium during a ribbon-cutting ceremony.
edited 20th Jan '17 12:44:08 PM by TheGamechanger
The League of HeroesAquarium celebrity.
Ha! I already lead a gang. Horace and Pantsy are always near me.
edited 21st Jan '17 4:33:25 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.Gang leader.
Er....Uh...I'm kind of alright with that.
Though I'm sure that the ladies are much more than cliquey stereotypes.
edited 20th Jan '17 3:57:53 PM by RandomWriter413
Shy Gal harem lead.
No! I'm fine being a human.
edited 20th Jan '17 4:00:52 PM by CyberController
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Bisexual vampire.
Oooh! So I can do whatever now? I think I'm gonna... Wait, no I should... Uhhhhh... I CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!
edited 20th Jan '17 4:01:50 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Shiny Rayquaza: Let's just say it didn't end well when my patient's backstory triggered me.
edited 20th Jan '17 4:13:52 PM by TheGamechanger
The League of Heroes
Rules are simple:
An example of a made-up job is "head of the insurance company that pays for Godzilla's property damage"
Shiny Rayquaza: I'm bored, so I wonder what kind of job I'm going to get.
GAH! Curse my tiny arms! The fishing line keeps getting tangled, I'm so strong with casting the line that the impact pushes the surrounding fish a mile away from me, and I constantly break the fishing rods on accident due to my strength and have to buy a new one each and every time!
edited 19th Jan '17 10:53:57 PM by TheGamechanger
The League of Heroes