The most shocking thing is that an omnicidal being like him wants money.
Edited by Superjohn on Jan 31st 2024 at 10:04:43 AM
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."I thought that knights fight for-
Destiny is not about following a path, it's about creating one as you go.I did not expect to be killed by a snake in this way.
"You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085"Well that’s one dashing su- URK!
EQUITY PARTNERSHIPI'm probably ded
"Leftover items still have value!"Not sure how a T-pose is harmf- *Grk*
Destiny is not about following a path, it's about creating one as you go.I'm riddled with them.
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - CynthiaI'd die.
"You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085"Oh no, not agai- (dies)
EQUITY PARTNERSHIPWell fu-
I'm not here. This isn't happening.I could take on Radiohead's logo, but if more than one of the actual band are after me, I'm fricked.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerSince I'm generously speaking just a Warrior (lvl 1), I'm dead
tbf, he did stab his friend in the eye with a gardening scissor but yeah, I agree
Edited by Cordite-455 on Mar 4th 2024 at 9:52:06 PM
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thingHe seems....incapable of doing an assassination.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."I would probably dead
Who will Shelly De Killer assassinate?
Meow meow meow (I am just a lil’ hungry cat, I have nothing to do with a certain guy who hired an assassin)Shelly De Killer is trying to kill me? I'm doomed!
Growing up leads to growing old and then to dying, and dying to me don't sound like all that much fun!I'm totally fine.
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
Who paid dawn to kill me with her pokemon?
"I just need one of you to come here to give your life to the sun god. It will be for the monkey city's glory."