Hunger Games Simulator

Oh Toothless.

I don't blame Revy for being distracted by the Dragon Ogre.

"...The fuck is that thing supposed to be?"

Also, how exactly did Boba hurt himself in the first place?

• Night 1◊
  • Revy/Boba Fett is this season's OTP, Vaas gives Dimentio the real definition of insanity, and apparently Gandhi is testing his home-made A-bombs on Germany('s stuff).
  • Fawful fights off a combat medic, a serial killer, and the personification of USA. Toothless can now breathe explosions, Washington reminisces of Mount Vernon, and Engie apparently dreamt of blue. Lots and lots of blue.

Inb 4 Revy or Boba Fett die the next day.

I'm all for that ship.

Also: Did Gandhi just declare war on Germany?

edited 6th Jun '16 8:33:55 PM by EarlOfSandvich

Aw, D-man died! That's fine, I'm backing the F-bomb anyway.

"HAVE BACKING! Or you will have face to the fate worse than all fates!"

edited 6th Jun '16 8:32:33 PM by gregnes2000

You know my post when I said that the Dragon Ogre was 10-12 ft tall? Well, he is more like 20-40 ft tall. Lets say he is 26 ft tall. Have fun with that.

This probably makes it more hilarious that he is screaming for help right now.

edited 6th Jun '16 8:43:47 PM by Skiller2

• Day 2◊
  • Tracer and Gandhi are facepalming. Washington practices some pragmatism. Germany decides it's better to let his stuff be burnt than face fire, and Vaas beats up Revy.
  • Gandhi makes a makeshift nuke launcher, Dyudyuka emulates Gandhi, The Ogre finds a nice river, America researches Sailing, Boba Fett didn't 'has backing', and Toothless...d'aww.

edited 6th Jun '16 10:30:33 PM by DarkDestruction

Yeah, I'm just fine with Boba/Revy being a thing. Next, they're gonna be caught making out by someone.

And then Boba flies away from Fawful's campsite with his jetpack after ransacking him.

edited 6th Jun '16 8:49:08 PM by IchigoMontoya

Meen: Wretched president! You've ruined my beautiful camp! Now you're going to PAY! -vanishes-

Toothless is so cute in this season.

I'm a bit worried about him, since Hiccup isn't there to help him fly.

• Night 2◊
  • Engie and Makoto bond. Gandhi has completed the Manhattan Project and successfully deployed a Nuclear Missile against the Ogre and Revy. Boba Fett also bonds with Kawajiri, unaware his girlfriend has been vaporized by Gandhi.
  • A strange, yet cute, shift-sleep happens. I. M. Meen wishes he could get more stuff from home, and Vaas is hallucinating that's Jason here.

And one half of the OTP is dead already.

Toothless is officially the cutest thing alive.

I'm waiting until Vaas goes insane, duel wields AK-47s, and starts to go to town on everyone. This will probably not happen, unfortunately.

edited 6th Jun '16 9:18:08 PM by Skiller2

I. M. Meen probably realizes that he could have brought his book to turn the tides.

edited 6th Jun '16 9:40:38 PM by EarlOfSandvich

• Day 3◊
  • Kawajiri and Washington forages, while Makoto deprives Boba Fett of his revenge against Gandhi.
  • Fawful spies on Vaas and Engie's plotting, Hiccup gives Toothless something to drink, and Germany tries to avenge Bismarck with 4-eyed 'Noid's help.
  • I.M.Meen decides he likes America's personification more than its first president.

Well, I'm glad to see both my tributes are alive and well.

I'm not. I mean, seriously, Sovunya was one of the most determined characters in the series and she committed suicide at the very first day.

Dang, missed a bit. At least Makoto is still in.

Well, a lot has certainly gone down in my absence. Glad to see that 4-eyed 'Noid is still in the game. I think he's survived longer than the Unggoy did in Season 10, actually.

Actually, I wonder if a pattern is emerging. This is the second time I've sent in two affiliated alien mooks as tributes, and on both occasions, one of them gets killed during the bloodbath. First it was the Kig-Yar, now it's 3-eyed 'Noid. At least this time it makes a modicum of sense, when one considers that 4-eyed 'Noids are right pains in the arses to take down.

• Night 3◊
  • Fawful dreams of domination and food-based malapropisms, while Kawajiri and Engie bonds.
  • America coldly ignores his first president who starved to death.
  • Dyudyuka heals Makoto's wounds as reward for stopping a nuke-happy world leader.
  • Toothless misses Hiccup...
  • Germany researches Mobile Tactics, takes down I.M. Meen.
  • Boba Fett and Vaas satisfy the inner arsonist in them. Speaking of fire, 4-eye 'Noid cooks some grub.

And there goes all four of my nominations. Well, closest thing is to root for the Hetalians, but maybe not America..

edited 7th Jun '16 5:20:13 AM by DarkDestruction

Dyudyuka was... surprisingly nice.

Poor Toothless... :(