Hunger Games Simulator

Just sent the screens and both saves. And by "both saves" I mean the save for this season and the Post-Season 137 Save I made earlier.

Yo it's your boy Mk_97 coming at ya! It's time for the Battle Royale!

SEASON 137 - BATTLE ROYALE AGAIN, AND PROBABLY RABBIT SEASON

THE REAPING

• 36 contestants duke it out for Springtime Supremacy! Get ready!

BLOODBATH

• Makoto dash-strikes out of harm's way!
• Fear is the mind face killer.
• Stealing weapons isn't cool, man. Even worse when you're a bass dropping meme.
• WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO GIVE THE CORNUCOPIA LEGS- oh wait that was mine nvm my bad.
• Nebula Blitz's SNK Boss Mugen edit is put to the test against a seasoned warrior... and wins???!?!?!?!?!
• Walrus rejects Tenacious D's reality and replaces it with his own.
• Team Blue-ish Hair Kinda
• Lots of running.
• Emmet takes an average backpack.
• That's it. That's the series finale to Power Rangers In Space right there.

DAY 1

• Vincent attempts to get ISFJ to reveal that they're a Power Ranger. Giantdad is most amused.
• Nothing's gonna go wrong, right? ...right?...
• Gotta love that reaction. Play of the Game so far!
• It's a good thing that boop was on the nose, otherwise it would've been an environmental fall for the SNK Boss edit.
• Rickety Beartrap
• [Everything is Awesome with distorted, oversaturated bass boosting] (loud noises warning)
• He's one of the idiots who lives in it. No wait wrong person, that was Peter
• nyoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
• No, Ralphie, bad idea. Remember your last two games?! It just might come true.
• Listing the winners of games 125 to 136, I'm sure. There's no monuments of any other kind in the arena this season... just multiple copies strewn about as a reminder for all the contestants in this bummer royale.
• Possibly advanced spacefaring civilization meets similar civilization. But that's just the tip of the iceberg... for our joyriders will realize very soon that ancient alien civilizations have been developing Gundams for longer than humans have... and they call them, like, Voltrons or something i dunno
• This is the kind of homework you can't just guess willy nilly on and hope you get the right answer.
• Two final bosses, count 'em, two.
• Michael Jones builds a fourth wall, and Henna just blasts through it like it's nothing.

FALLEN TRIBUTES: Inigo Montoya, Akuma, Astronema, Sukune Katano

NEXT UPDATE IN 12 - 15 HOURS!!!

edited 17th Apr '17 8:56:07 AM by Mk_97

I'm rooting for Fear, Blue Pearl, Michael Jones and Ricketty Cricket.

Ralphie, are you really that confident that you can pull a hat trick this season?

Also, I barely see any similarities between Blue Pearl's and DD's backstories. She's a slave to the Diamonds while he's a raging homicidal Agent of Derse.

Oh no! You've posted the placements already! Quick, change it before we all get spoiled!

edited 17th Apr '17 12:35:36 AM by TroperNo9001

Great, I can just not care what happens in this season. That's always nice to know. /shot

You used the Placements picture instead of the Reaping picture. You might wanna fix that.

Battle Music

• Pokémon B&W Epic Rock Remix - Champion Alder Battle - by Little V Mills

And by the way, I almost officially named the season "Easter Massacre" instead of "Season 137".

Oh fuck this shit.

You might as well reset the season. Hopefully Frilled Shark will be the winner. I'm tired of my contestants getting about as far as 4th place.

Wow, I didn't notice that at all. I thought it was the Reaping too!

Honestly I'm probably the only person who doesn't care. And only because I have no tributes in this game.

I just woke up. I didn't know I posted the wrong screenshot!!!!! That's what I get for staying up late. Sincerest apologies. Can't back down though I gotta finish this commentary just let me get outta bed and fix these links grrrrrrrrragh

Alright so I'm out of bed and I'm trying to think of how to best approach this. Normally I don't like going through with a game that I've accidentally spoiled, but personally I find the events more interesting than the destination- and I've only seen a few pages out of the save given to me. I don't know if there's anyone out there that hasn't seen the screw up, so I'm going to stay the course and not make a Timeline B just for them.

Again, apologies. Just pretend that nothing happened. Everything is fine, nothing is ruined. ANYWAYS:

NIGHT 1:

• Giantdad? More like, Giantdud.
• This is all part of Blue Pearl's plan to kill the Metal. PLACEMENT SPOILERS: She doesn't.
• Rey Mysdeerio's got toilet paper all over his antlers!
• Ryuko attempts to be edgy, dies of edge.
• Walrus drops onto Bean.
• Literal battle of the bands and cheap SNK Boss edit and friends win by covering the Bravely Default soundtrack
• That's me. That's me lying down and crying a lot for screwing up the games. That's me.
• And that's what I get for screwing up the games. Now my only podium finisher is dead, caught by the cape, I mean scarf

DAY 2:

• One of you wear his red hat and call people dorks okay
• If anything, Walrus should take lessons from Neku instead.
• Wait a minute... this can't be possible unless Frilled Shark's a cheap Mugen edit as well!
• Elfin Mint beats the Naughty Sorceress and restarts the game.
• This too is also part of Blue Pearl's plan to kill the Metal.
• For more information see the guide section on "Anti-TP Defenses You Can Place In Your Camp"
• Henna gets pressure pointed.
• DD and Makoto are probably the best of friends at this point?

FALLEN TRIBUTES: Ryuko Matoi, Green van der Bean, Vincent Gleissner, ISFJ, El Hijo Del Ice Cream, The Kid, Elfin Mint, Henna

NEXT UPDATE probably in a few hours i don't know

Finally, a thumb murder that makes sense!

edited 17th Apr '17 10:08:36 AM by TroperNo9001

Who knew Lightning, of all people, had a mischievous side?

Battle Music

• Pokemon Champion Iris Theme "Epic Rock" Cover/Remix (Little V)

Admittedly when I saw that the season was accidentally spoiled with the placements, I felt disheartened since all the effort I made with the screens would've potentially been for nothing. At least this wasn't like the last time a season was accidentally spoiled by posting the wrong thing, since last time it was the save that was posted, which of course spoiled everything. At least the specific events are still a surprise.

I still feel bad about this even though it wasn't my fault, so to make up for that I'm going to do a special gag reel save.

And it only took a matter of time before Ryuko died early and/or anticlimactically right after becoming the champion, just like last time. I was rooting for her as well.

Let's continue before I accidentally the games again

NIGHT TWO

• I don't think it's the Gundam that's having a problem, but the person piloting it. All of them.
• Oh no, Ralphie!
• Rocket Racoon has no time for this, he's got people to crit rocket. Imagine him giving an explanation in five seconds that doesn't even touch upon the subject.
• LIKE A SHOOTING STAR ACROSS THE MIDNIGHT SKY WHEREVER YOU ARE YOU'RE GONNA SEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE FLYYYYYYYYYYYY CROSS THE MIDNIGHT SKYYYYYYYYYYAAAAHAAAAAA
• Was this also part of your grand plan to kill the Metal? PLACEMENT SPOILERS: It isn't.
• In addition to being well versed in combat, DD and Giantdad need to be extensively literate to survive these fictional constructs.
• Fear inadvertently makes another Play of the Game right here. And then he gets combo'd.
• There's some new DLC outfits in this sock drawer! How scandalous.
• Emmet quickly built those walls.
• Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh deer.
• Gamechanger breaks the game sequence with fourth wall hax.

DAY THREE

• Tenacious D becomes more metal by becoming like Samus.
• Fear has no shame.
• Tributes take defensive driving courses courtesy of Chase Elliott. But where'd they get the cars?
• Rickety Cricket becomes final boss #2 after the other was unceremoniously dealt with.
• Crossover fanfiction material GO GO GO
• Rocket Raccoon gets sleep darted while rocket jumping.
• Blue Pearl isn't a Reaper. Or is she...?

FALLEN TRIBUTES: Michael Jones, Rey Mysdeerio

NEXT UPDATE in some 4 - 8 hours

edited 17th Apr '17 2:47:28 PM by Mk_97

I'm considering making both of the Bowser events and the Luke, I Am Your Father event gender-neutral, but I fear if I did that it'll dull the impact and iconicity of said event.

Battle Music

• Pokemon X/Y Champion Diantha Theme "Epic Rock" Cover (Little V)

edited 17th Apr '17 2:53:46 PM by TheGamechanger

I find Ralphie's growing lack of chill disturbing.

I would've made yet another trans joke, but I was also considering that as well.

And Neku must be racist towards Gems.

For the Luke, I Am Your Father events, making it gender-neutral by changing "father/mother" to "parent" kinda weakens it since it doesn't specify which parent, especially when you take into account the tribute's own relationships with their parents. (e.g. the tribute canonically hates their mother but loves their father)

edited 17th Apr '17 6:02:04 PM by TheGamechanger

(Player1): "Catch phrase!"

NIGHT THREE

• Thanks, Dark Souls.
• Hidden in a double decker couch floating in a body of water, no doubt.
• "Do I love you? Do I lust for you? Am I a sinner because I do the two? Can you let me know, right now please... Blue Pearl Applebum?"
• Oh no. I smell another battle of the bands.
• Tenacious D needs to find a Chozo statue and its powerup, fast!
• That's a weird baby name, to be honest.
• Hooray! Popstar is saved! I think.
• A Gundam-sized health kit for a teeny tiny human.
• Lightning gets the Prima Guide for Season 137-2, an alternate timeline to the games made by the earlier goof.

DAY FOUR

• Walrus finds yet another identical monument. Gee, just how many of these things are there?!
• Is Fear in one of those dramedies that talk about teen relationships and the consequences of teen pregnancies?
• Cure attempts to kill the Metal... but she can't. And somehow Rickety Cricket dies... somehow. [Note: is this supposed to be P1 and P2 death? I thought it was just P1 getting offed.]
• Nebula Blitz obtains the World's Largest Watermelon, perfect for slicing and dicing.
• Is this a Medieval Japan TWEWY Alternate Universe we're in now?
• Rocket Raccoon had the high ground advantage, so that factored extensively into his victory.
  • A tragedy as well, as who's going to take care of Baby Frilled Shark? ...Rocket Raccoon?
• This is the closest we're getting to a silver screen Homestuck movie.
• Blue Pearl attempts to go down the Samus path while finding out what's up with Tenacious D.

FALLEN TRIBUTES: Pchelyonok, Giantdad, Susie, Cure, Rickety Cricket, Chase Elliott

NEXT UPDATE IN ABOUT 15 - 18 HOURS!!!

The steel chair event has Player 3 kill both Player 1 and Player 2 with the steel chair, just so you know.

And if DD is Emmet's brother, then why isn't he made of LEGO?

Silver screen Homestuck movie? Huh, wonder what a live-action one would look like...

...than again, considering the appearance of Homestuck's Big Bad, probably not a good idea, that guy is already Nightmare Fuel enough with a Skull for a Head and everything.

Sine it's still April, here's some belated April Fool's battle music:

• McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure Metal Remix - Final Boss (GaMetal)

Just posting these custom events so I won't forget them in the gag reel save. In fact, there'll be two gag reel saves: one using the save from this season, the other using the post-season 137 save.

• (Player1) and (Player2) do a "Good Cop, Bad Cop" routine respectively to interrogate (Player3) about (his/her3) crimes.
• (Player1) files for a restraining order against (Player2).
• (Player1) gives (Player2) a manicure.
• (Player1) teaches (Player2) about proper etiquette.

edited 19th Apr '17 2:31:01 PM by TheGamechanger

Surprised Lightning didn't beat up Gilbert for that pie.