Hunger Games Simulator

My count is 30, including the most murderous from the previous death battle. Not sure if those are being saved for some far-off super death battle, but we still have several seasons to go.

Gag reel time!

• Smash Bros. participants already?! [1]
• This is just like in Paper Jam, right? [2] Correct me if I'm wrong. I have no plans to play that game.
• Nintendoshipping. [3]
• The smol rabbit boi gets smooshed. [4]
• Really, Wendy? He doesn't look cute in that pic... [5]
• The two Bowsers reconcile by drinking tea the same way that they do in Wreck It Ralph. [6]
• That's right, Callie. No tandems allowed, it seems! [7]
• If those two grunts in Po Town can rap, then why not Guzma? [8]
• Scarlet Briar loses her clothes... [9] twice. [10]
• At first I thought this was heartwarming, [11] but then... [12]

Scarlet would've won by pummeling Epiclloyd with his own health bar.

Providing I still can nominate characters, here's

Team Killing Stalking: Oh Sangwoo◊ and Yoon Bum◊

and my reserves Team Les Miserables: Jean Valjean◊ and Javert◊.

edited 18th Jan '17 1:56:19 AM by fdiaperhead

FUCKING PAIN.

Team Winged Girls: Sagume Kishin◊ and Lapis Lazuli.◊

Team Barash: Humanized Barash◊ and Menacing Barash.◊

So... Who's gonna host?

Not me, but my tributes are excited:

Greg: Let me drive my van into your hearts!

Connie: Deep down, I know that I'm just a human. But I know that I can draw my sword and fight. With my short existence, I can make a difference, I can be there for him, I can be his knight! I'll do it for him!

Reimu: I've had my fair share of fighting against people and creatures like you.

Pyrrhon: THIS HUNGER GAMES NEEDS MORE PYRRHON! Pyrrhon senses evil... PYRRHON... SENSES IT!

Neither shall I, because I have no idea how to host and it's almost bedtime. But...

Sangwoo: I can't wait to fucking murder all these people.

Bum: Oh God...

edited 18th Jan '17 7:34:39 AM by fdiaperhead

Well, as long as we're doing Pre Asskicking One Liners:

Spy: Promise not to bleed on my suit, and I'll kill you quickly.

Sombra: Everything can be hacked... and everyone.

Soldier: Last one alive, lock the door!

Pharah: Ready for combat maneuvers!

Oh, I actually have Byakuya "Final Boss" Togami for the Battle Royale!

I have no personality made up for L.A.M.A.J and ERIOIOIRE, so I just had them say the same generic thing. ONLY MIRRORED!

L.A.M.A.J: Nothing will lliw gnihtoN.

ERIOIOIRE: yaw ym ni tegget in my way.

Janus: If it's any consolation, I'll make your deaths quick and painless.

Keaton: Hey, looks like I've got some fresh new meat to tear into!

I'll make it, but I would prefer avoiding spoiling myself for the 3rd time in a row with the games, so is it okay if I make it a test and the runner/host changes it?

I can finally host. All I need is input.

Caboose: "My name is Micheal J Caboose AND I HATE BABIES!"

Blue: "Smell ya later losers, the champ is here."

Cosmos: I may be the Goddess of Harmony, but I'm not afraid of showing that I am Chaos' equal in this competition.

Chaos:    Know despair, hollow beings!   

Sebastian: does nothing but sing "Under the Sea"

Rule 34: does nothing but pleasure herself

If my reserves make it:

God: Prepare to face my divine judgement!

Satan:   Why the Hell am I here? You teleported me here while I was in the middle of playing SMITE!   

Well-y well well, let's get started, shall we?

Our lovely victims.

Bloodbath.

Right out the gate, Lana tries for the Cute But Psycho title.

Shaggy and Scooby's supplies are probably 99% food.

An armored fighter can't fight off a scrawny guy? Hmm.

Orpheus now has a crooked snout.

And now a Gem can't fight a child?

That guy would scare me too, Connie.

You really shouldn't have jumped the gun, Yabusame.

The games have broken the cutie already. Not so keen on her savior though...

Day 1.

Censored is proabably swimming [CENSORED].

Boy, those Killing Stalking characters sure are nice.

Connie tries to make a friend.

Figures. The man can't even kill a crab.

Xander is not wearing red, so Spy shows mercy.

Now that's a Crack Ship.

Serious, Nathan?

Peanut wears a bag over his head with bushes drawn on them.

Lapis is mad Torracat never rescued her.

Damn Grape, ice cold.

Hmm, I guess those wings might be too small to fly.

The dead.

Pyrron, Zero Suit Samus, Yabusame Houren, Lucy Loud

Oh, are you KIDDING ME?!

I don't know who put the tributes in, but my picture for Rule 34 was actually work-safe since it's literally just the word "Rule 34".

Actually, Simulator, L.A.M.A.J has two guns.

But poor ERIOIOIRE has none.

Ignore this.

edited 18th Jan '17 3:09:07 PM by IchigoMontoya

Yellow wizard in the creek? This must be a mistake, since everyone knows wizards can't swim!

I think our lesson's been learned already: L.A.M.A.J is superior to ERIOIOIRE.

Well, Torracat's neither a Gem nor a Water-type...