Hunger Games Simulator

Battle Music:

• Battle! Team Skull Boss Guzma [1]

NIGHT FOUR [2]◊

• I hate you, you hate me. I take inspiration from Bear Grylls!
• Neil relieves some pent-up stress.
• The other Neil also relieves some pent-up stress in a different way.
• Ghost does some black magic.
• Dipper, that's not how you use your head...
• That's one awesome rock band.

DAY FIVE [3]◊

• A family reunion results in someone getting disowned.
• Mr. Bones' wild ride turns into Blackjack.
• Mai takes inspiration from Barney.
• I hate you, you hate me. You'd better be awake when you're around me!
• Pound Cake does some counseling.

FALLEN TRIBUTES [4]◊

edited 4th Jan '17 9:48:55 AM by TheGamechanger

How does one break a bowl's non-existent legs?

Hey, on that site I've seen sewered ears killing someone with eyebeams. Everything is possible.

That makes me wonder if we do have a death event in which "(Player1) shoots (Player2) with eyebeams."

Battle Music:

• Battle! Ultra Beast [1]

NIGHT FIVE [2]◊

• Ghost gets busted.
• I hate you, you hate me. I finally get a decent meal!
• Pound Cake is mischievous.
• Byakuya becomes the newest Deadpool ripoff.
• Epic Rap Battles of History: Templar Assassin vs Luigi!

DAY SIX [3]◊

• Luigi and Devil Dinosaur think they're in Frozen.
• Elias crosses off some people on his hit list.
• Pound Cake resumes being an Enfante Terrible.
• I hate you, you hate me. Be my cook or I'll eat you!

ARENA EVENT [4]◊

• It's a massacre to all but five tributes!
• I hate you, you hate me. I ain't 'fraid of no ghost!

FALLEN TRIBUTES [5]◊

I'm back!

Aaaand Myles is dead.

Damn it!◊ Everyone just dropped like flies. I guess I'll be cheering for Stanford since he is the last Pines standing. Though I am surprised he was talked down from suicide by the one that murdered his brother. Maybe they wanted him to suffer.

edited 4th Jan '17 12:17:14 PM by DatLonerGirl

Qrow, you have failed me. As expected, really, considering your sister's performance this season.

Also, I'm hardly surprised that, out of all the tributes remaining at the time, Ghost was the one to turn out to be an Eldritch Abomination.

Oh well, I suppose you did well enough, Togami. Unlike my other tribute.

Wow, Disney characters really work for me!

Luigi, no! You were doing so good!

Guess I'll just root for Stanford now. Darn it.

edited 4th Jan '17 12:43:25 PM by Crossover-Enthusiast

Well, Mr. deGrasse Tyson, it seems seems that foal was the badass over there.

   Well, it seems I'm no longer welcome here, so I think I'll take my leave.   

I might have had a bit of fun with Ardyn's death picture.

Next update will determine who the final three will be.

Battle Music:

• Battle! Island Guardian Tapu [1]

NIGHT SIX [2]◊

• Stan gets fan mail from someone by the name of Bill.
• I hate you, you hate me. I show off my muscles because that's what a predator does!

DAY SEVEN [3]◊

• Johnny Joestar and Stan think they're in Frozen.
• I hate you, you hate me. I distract my prey by causing all hell to break loose!

NO FALLEN TRIBUTES

edited 4th Jan '17 1:30:21 PM by TheGamechanger

Bill: WELL WELL WELL SIXER. TRAPPED IN THE HUNGER GAMES AGAIN? AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ALL ALONE. I'M WILLING TO HELP OUT AN OLD FRIEND, FOR A PRICE.

edited 4th Jan '17 2:03:05 PM by DatLonerGirl

I wonder what Ghost's true form was?

Adolf Ghostler? A racist hambone shapeshifting Canadian Jewish reptilian wheelchair-bound diaper-wearing bureacratic midget transsexual Satanist communist drive-thru-window-working Grinch?

edited 4th Jan '17 1:58:43 PM by Anomalocaris20

The finale is next and will be posted at around 7:00 PM EST.

Now would be a good time to give the remaining tributes a Pre-Asskicking One-Liner.

Battle Music:

• Sonic Adventure - Open Your Heart [1]

NIGHT SEVEN [2]◊

• I hate you zzz... you hate me zzz... I will take over the world zzz...
• Watch out for that tree!
• Now that's how you wolf something down!

DAY EIGHT [3]◊

• I hate you, you hate me. This is just a tactical withdrawal!
• Stan plays with coconuts.

FALLEN TRIBUTES [4]◊

I may not be a Gravity Falls fan, but go, Ford!

edited 4th Jan '17 2:50:14 PM by TroperNo9001

Barney: I hate you, you hate me. I'm about to go Jurassic Park on you!

Go Ford!

Dammit, Neal... Well, I'm gonna support the underdog here and root for Johnny.

You can do it, Ford!

I have the next update ready, but I want it to be at the beginning of the next page. So if you can comment some more that'll be appreciated.

Win this, Johnny!

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edited 4th Jan '17 4:11:10 PM by TheGamechanger