Hunger Games Simulator

Battle Music:

• Fegel Fantasy: Hitler Quest [1]

Our victims [2]◊

THE BLOODBATH [3]◊

• The first kill of the season is some canine.
• Rule 34 is done in by a nut-hungry squirrel.
• Ed kills an OC.

DAY ONE [4]◊

• Cosmo does something smart for once.
• Ripper hits a home run.
• Forcer does a Shulk impression.
• Four victims... er I mean tributes play a card game.
• A Fox is too dazzled to react.
• That's an awkward tea party.
• Tamatoa becomes a Luigi ripoff.
• Big Band, I'm don't think it's a good idea to work with that guy...

FALLEN TRIBUTES [5]◊

Oh?

Hey Joseph... Sorry about that whole "killing Avdol" thing.

...

Joseph solemnly drinks his tea.

edited 29th Dec '16 8:04:43 PM by BaconZorp

Yeesh, Rule 34 got taken down real quick.

No, San Antonio! I guess he's been wiped off the map. And of course the one with the most combat experience is killed immediately.

And I guess Galveston is remembering his his more vice filled days.

Houston: That's cold, Gal.

Galveston: *Shrugs*

Damn, Galveston, what'd Marcus ever do to you?

Ainsley Harriot's meat got tenderized instead of a good ol' rub.

Spats is such a prude.

I'm glad to have my toad patrol characters back, honestly, I was really beginning to lose interest in this game...

Battle Music:

• One Punch Man - Smash an Enemy [1]

NIGHT ONE [2]◊

• Ed's a sadist.
• That's quite the game show.
• Guy Fieri tries the cooking of four other tributes.
• An odd hot spring couple.
• That's probably in-character for the Hitler Rants version of Hitler.
• Sniper gets creepy.
• Ripper hits another home run.
• Don't worry Wanda. We're all insane in the Hunger Games.

DAY TWO [3]◊

• Joseph sees something that he cannot unsee.
• Rome has fallen.
• Austin, next time check your explosives before you use them.
• Wanda is brutal.
• Hitler and a Captain America ripoff work together.
• The Dazzlings and Shepard have an insult-off.
• Ripper Roo is offended.

FALLEN TRIBUTES [4]◊

So that's why Cosmo was so stupid; he had an inoperable blood clot in his brain this whole time, and now it's killed him.

Torchwick: Nope, I'm done! I'm not gonna endure this anymore. I know that this is gonna end like it did all those other times, so why delay any longer?

OH MY GOD!

@Ano: I wonder how that'd explain the surprisingly intelligent moves he made before dying, though.

Also, Wanda is a dick.

I bet they were all playing Don't Forget the Lyrics! last night. Wonder how Gepard won, though.

And Joseph's reaction is perfect.

edited 29th Dec '16 10:27:51 PM by TroperNo9001

The blood clot came partially loose during his battle with Quiet and he briefly experienced normal mental faculties, but then it fully detached and immediately clogged a narrow blood vessel and he died.

edited 29th Dec '16 10:37:46 PM by Anomalocaris20

Makes sense

Galveston: Austin, what the hell?!

Austin: I didn't recognize you!

Oh Roman, always proving your own words wrong.

So, Aiden managed to attain enlightenment... Only to lose an eye from fighting a frog. Just another day in the world of HGS.

Leggy calm down

Next update is coming up since I'm going to bed soon. And boy is it an important update!

Yep, the Arena event is next!

Last update before I go to bed.

EDIT: I was tired enough to think this would go to the top of the next page.

Battle Music:

• Epic Mickey - The Phantom Blot [1]

NIGHT TWO [2]◊

• Zavok gets splinters.
• The Dazzlings start a tea party.
• Six stooges play a card game.
• The idea of Der Failure getting any kind of "action" is disturbing in and itself.
• Ripper Roo sees something he cannot unsee.
• Robin, next time practice your ambushing skills. Oh wait you can't!

DAY THREE [3]◊

• An epic karaoke battle ensues.
• Ripper shows off his kicking skills.
• Hitler has friends?
• Quiet is killed by cuteness.
• An epic speech results in a roar of approval.

ARENA EVENT [4]◊

• I'm assuming the Phantoms were from the Phantom Blot of Epic Mickey. Enjoy that mental image!
• Hitler's last words: FEEEGEEEELEEEEIN!

FALLEN TRIBUTES [5]◊

edited 29th Dec '16 11:04:02 PM by TheGamechanger

So ... remember when I said you guys would like this one? I Lied.

edited 29th Dec '16 11:02:27 PM by Cabe_Bedlam

*Gunsche walks in, approaches Hitler*

"You have died in the Hunger Games. You're kind of exploded."

That said, dang. Both my tributes dead already... oh well.

edited 29th Dec '16 11:05:54 PM by GrafVonTirol

Wanda survived?

WANDA SURVIVED!

That was some torrential "chocolate" rainfall.

edited 30th Dec '16 2:09:33 AM by TroperNo9001