Hunger Games Simulator

I AM THE NIGHT!

BORN IN A WORLD OF STRIFE! AGAINST THE ODDS! WE CHOOSE TO FIGHT! BLOSSOM DANCE!

Ignore me, Tranq is a dumbass and misread Jazz Ensemble as Jacuzzi.

edited 27th Oct '16 9:40:11 AM by Tranquilis

Damn, lost both my tributes. The legacy of Si Iva Gunner ends here, it seems.

I feel my power returning to me...

I'll be able to update in half-an-hour.

• A monsoon of salt, I mean water appears!◊
  • Lots of people die. I mean a lot.
• Night 3◊
  • White Face really doesn't like people around his fire.
  • Ah, Weasley, getting picked on even here.
  • Greenlandball and Svalbardball had a argument about who was colder. It got out of hand.
• So much Death◊, plus Svalbardball.

Wow, both my tributes. Jason almost made it out.

And Saitama just got Worf'd, thus clearing my worries if he'll ever fight against himself in the Battle Royale.

rip kankan ;_;

time for Rose to go grimdark and murder everything

...at least, that's what I wish would happen. I'm certain she'll be unceremoniously killed off in the next update.

edited 27th Oct '16 3:29:43 PM by Sedmikrasky

Dang it, Hermione and Zexion, you both had one job...

Noooo Sigmund D:

Wow, that's a lotta deaths.

Oh boy, is Kaoru gonna be a Hall of Famer again?

Okay, good good. Shouldra died disappointingly quick, but whatever, so far so good.

Did one of my tributes seriously just pull an Alex on another one of my tributes? The treachery of these guys knows no bounds. :/

OH MY GOD ALL BUT ONE OF MY TRIBUTES-

Ahem. Sorry. I just got a little worked up there.

The Wisps are doing surprisingly well for being tiny balls of fire with no limbs.

Yes I still got two and those two are looking solid I just picture him RKO'ing Hoodie and then throwing her unconscious body in the water. And Cool Spot being cool

• The Feast◊
  • Weasley learned a new spell.
  • Greenlandball has had enough of White Face's fire hogging.
• Day 4◊
  • Even the simulator knows Greenlandball wants to die!
  • Uh, Ice Climbers, I really hope you did that separately.
• Deaths: Whiteface

ughhh i should stop saying things because then they happen

Take a shot. :V

FFFVFFFTDFFFFFFFTFT!!!!

• Night 4◊
  • I wonder what their playing.
  • Goddammit Ice Climbers, STOP IT!
  • The two Greenlands bond together.
• Day 5◊
  • Wow, Orton is tougher then I thought!
  • Greenland needs another drink.
  • Typical Weasley.

edited 27th Oct '16 4:48:27 PM by Skiller2

Seems like things are starting to wind down after that storm.

Did Randy get inked in the eye after that duel?

The ice climbers are killing me.