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And that concludes Swedenball and Vriska's rivalry.

I wonder what Swedens kidney is. Maybe one of the counties.

By the way, I just wanna remind everyone.

No matter what happens, the Last Bob Standing is officially in the hall of fame.

edited 13th Oct '16 7:44:04 PM by BaconZorp

Oh gr8, Vriska's dead? That's 8ullshit.

But she certainly did better than waaaaaaaay back in Season 13.

Urien suplexed a boulder? Well, it's not implausible, but he should have powerbombed the boulder while yelling 'CRUSH' because it's just not the same otherwise. :V

At least his performance has drastically improved since his last appearance. The suit probably helped.

edited 13th Oct '16 7:52:53 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

YEEEAHHHH I GOT ONE

THE BOBS SHALL BE REMEMBERED ALWAYS

Well, at least Vriska gave as good as she got, especially considering that she started a rivalry with a whole country.

She may or may not have developed a hatecrush on it.

• Night 9
  • The Last Bob Standing makes a memorial for his fallen Bob brethren.
  • Sweden dies of thirst... somehow.
    • Deaths: Sweden.
• Day 10
  • Despite everything that happened, the time finally came. The Last Bob Standing ascends to a higher plane of existence. He was just too good for this world.
    • Deaths: The Last Bob Standing.
• Jurien is the champion.
• Placements.
• Summary.
• Stats.
• First place: Urien.
• Second place: The Last Bob Standing.
• Third place: Sweden.
• Most kills: Giggles.
• Save.

I don't know about you guys but for me that was legit hard to write. Maybe because I was listening to the ballad version of Saitama's theme.

Anyway, nominations.

Team Nicolas: Cameron Poe◊ and Ben Gates◊
Team Cage: Edward Malus◊ and Rayford Steel.

edited 13th Oct '16 8:14:38 PM by BaconZorp

Nominating previous First Order hall of famers Kylo Ren◊ and General Hux◊.

For reserves, Team Mass Effect: Male Commander Shepard◊ and Female Commander Shepard◊.

Ascended to a higher plane, you say? Urien disagrees.

"YOU DIED. A HA HA HA HA!"

So now I find myself in a situation where both of my winning tributes come from the same game. Either the RNG shares my tastes or it's just fucking with me. Probably the latter. >_>

Anyway, @Infinity Ryujin: You still want to go ahead with the invasion of the Michaels?

This game needs more goths. Black Pearl◊ and Creepy Susie◊.

And Bob the Builder became the Bob God.

Team Shapeshifting SentientVehicles from my Childhood: Rocket◊ (Male) and the Magic School Bus (female, since it turned into female animals on two separate field trips).

Hey, Sed! Where have you been?

edited 13th Oct '16 8:18:25 PM by TroperNo9001

That was a wonderful end for Bob.

9◊ and Caillou◊, because we all know he deserves it.

Reserves: Lofty◊ and My hopes and dreams◊

edited 13th Oct '16 8:17:06 PM by 4fterthought

Well, we'll have a shitton of Mikes and a shitton of Nic Cage.

Oh, hey, Sed. Nice to have you back.

Also, next season may or may not be when I nominate the Ron Squad.

The save just goes back to the reaping.

edited 13th Oct '16 8:20:37 PM by TroperNo9001

Well yeah, that's where you edit the cast, right?

Next round I'll send in my accumulated bundle of Steves.

don't call it a comeback

how many games have passed since I was last here

We're going onto the 75th season.

I submit for this game two Team Johns:

Team John 1: John Bain◊ and John Cena◊ (the connection relates to wrestling; the former is a fan of wrestling and has snarked about the latter)

Team John 2 (reserves): John Lennon◊ and John F. Kennedy◊ (connected because both were assassinated)

edited 13th Oct '16 8:32:48 PM by GrafVonTirol

Wait wasn't this one that we just finished the 75th or is that what you're talking about?

god damn