Hunger Games Simulator

Looks like Grizz went primal.

I think Sponge shaving is supposed to be like that one scene in Max Payne 3. Like, he shaved his innocent, Spongy self away with the rest of the 'stache.

"I'm not happy..."

A sponge can only soak up so much sadness into itself before it gets squeezed out upon the world.

It's a shame Uendo died so early. I was hoping he'd be involved in a "fade to black" event just so I could make an in-Uendo.

edited 21st Sep '16 5:52:34 PM by Anomalocaris20

House is dead, and Yes Man still alive, which means the Independence ending is still po-

Wait, wrong House...

edited 21st Sep '16 7:04:14 PM by GrafVonTirol

I mean, it's possible Mr. House is actually DR. House, and he dropped the "doctor" part for whatever reason.

Actually no, that'd be fucking dumb, never mind.

edited 21st Sep '16 7:07:32 PM by BaconZorp

...Skiller, you there?

-kicks a tumbleweed around-

In the meantime, check out the Side Stories thread if you want to practice hosting or just experiment with the simulator yourself.

Yeah, I'm here. I'm trying to get it to work.
Next update will be in a few hours. Probably. Hopefully.

edited 22nd Sep '16 11:50:59 AM by Skiller2

*Plays the blues on the harmonica*

edited 22nd Sep '16 3:22:56 PM by DatLonerGirl

Okay, I finally got it to work. Expect a post in about 5 minutes. Sorry for the hiatus.

• Night 2
  • Ice Bear, your supposed to be used to the cold.
  • Datz snugglin' with the Red, White and Blue
  • Oh god no...
  • That's a band I can get behind.
• Day 3
  • Tomago needs to stop cockblocking people.
  • I feel like this rock band is slightly less cool.
  • Rio Cop felt he needed to surprise people, so he dropped a pipe bomb out of the window.
• Deaths: Ice Bear, Postal Dude, Sponge, Fleur Delacour, Havel The Rock.

Both my main guys killed in the same explosion.

Rest in pieces, you fucking psychopaths...

"É assim que ele vai para baixo no Rio, filho da puta!"

*Drives off with funky music playing on the radio.*

edited 22nd Sep '16 6:10:05 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

First Durmstrang loses their Tri-Wizard champion, now Beauxbatons...

And GoGo, you've really gotta stop with the moment killing, lest it come back to bite you.

Man, the new and improved Sponge wasn't enough to survive an explosion, huh?

Datz has been getting around a lot, huh?

edited 22nd Sep '16 6:24:20 PM by Anomalocaris20

Of all the ways to die... *Headdesk*

And Grizz... I don't even know you anymore.

edited 22nd Sep '16 6:26:28 PM by DatLonerGirl

• Night 3
  • Tomago feels bad for interrupting people.
  • Rock and Roll fills the air day and night!
  • America ruins Kuja's hair.
  • Poor Grizz...
• Day 4
  • I think Grizz's primal instincts have gone away.
  • Somehow, a little girl is better at fighting then the USA.
  • I think we should check Tomago for brain damage.
• Night 4
  • Dimitri poisons his bullets.
  • Thats a...interesting karaoke group.
  • Kuja yanks on Rio Cop's siren.
  • Wow, Grizz's last few days really sucked.
• Deaths:Grizz.

edited 22nd Sep '16 6:55:12 PM by Skiller2

Yes-Man... Singing karaoke...

What is this, The Hunger Games' Got Talent? :V

And there goes my other tribute. Poor guy. I think he snapped, but Ice dying caused him to completely break down. I bet he didn't even fight back against those two people.

Guys! Garland knocked somebody down!

But will he knock them all down?

And GoGo, are you okay?

• Day 5
  • Mei straps some explosives to Datz.
  • That's a big alliance...
  • I think America has snapped.
  • Seriously? You two would both be the people LEAST affected by bees.
• Night 5
  • Oh god, I don't even think he removed his gauntlet.
  • Gallade gets punished for being a bully, and maybe a trip to the hospital.
  • I think America has a thing for Russians.
  • Caterpickle is deposited into a lake by the wind.
• Deaths: Datz, Kuja, Caterpickle.

Maybe she's jealous and afraid she might never find love of her own.

Also, I know you're a big eater America, but HOLY CRAP.

edited 22nd Sep '16 7:17:44 PM by DatLonerGirl