Hunger Games Simulator

@Arcada - well, it could be saved for season 36.

The Trope Games, season 34! Let's get started.

• Bloodbath
  • As usual, a majority of our contestants ran away or grabbed some supplies.
  • Wow, when did The Demoman learn how to program?
  • Tifa punches out Yuno Gasai. "Punches out" may not have been appropriate there...
  • Two boxers fight for a bag. Coincidentally, the one from America won.
  • Yamamura shows his fletchette skills with Kira as target practice.
• Day 1
  • Russo-Japanese conflict, anyone?
  • An explosive tea party, organized by none other than...
  • Things got a bit too hot for Amano...
  • Pauvre, pauvre Cure Egret..
  • Really, 76? I thought you were above singing with a dragon...
  • I guess Cure Bloom failed to handle the united power of America and an Englishman.
  • Norman insinuates some nasty things about Yandere-chan's senpai.
  • Any hunting party with Teddy Roosevelt in it is automatically awesome and effective, don't you agree?
  • Another unexpected and bizarre tea party, courtesy of Kylo Ren.
  • Faith dies from hypothermia.
• Deaths in order: Deidara, Yuno Gasai, Yoshikage Kira, Yukiteru Amano, Cure Bloom, Faith Connors

edited 4th Jul '16 1:00:58 PM by DarkDestruction

Oh, for cryin' out loud, Faith, when did you suddenly become too incompetent to survive the cold?

Also, I think 76 may have finally gone senile if he's engaging massive reptiles in karaoke battles.

edited 4th Jul '16 1:01:02 PM by IchigoMontoya

@Dark: Oh, you don't need to. And wait, the Season 35 is going to be a special one? For crying out loud, I have only one podium finisher for that one, Bolbox!

Alexander Pushkin engaging in flowery insults is very fitting.

...and the book Milonov was reading turned out to be Fifty Shades of Grey. Get it? It's because Vitaly Milonov is considered to be Armored Closet Gay in the Russian internet!

edited 4th Jul '16 1:02:07 PM by arcada188

Heh. Love how both my Mirai Nikki characters die immediately.

Oh wow, I only have Sasori left... welp. That's what I get for having a winner last game

edited 4th Jul '16 1:14:51 PM by Psychedelicate

Mild spoilers: this is probably our shortest season yet. Stay tuned!

• Night 1
  • A mad scientist, a covert operative, an English boxer, a mentally-unstable schoolgirl, a film director, and a psychotic innkeeper play a children's card game.
  • Dick move, Little Mac. Did he Star Punch all of Kylo Ren's stuff?
  • Gary is going to need some heavy-duty Brain Bleach after seeing what Valentine is up to...
  • Cure Egret and...aaaaaahhh!
  • Lisa forgets the human body's need to hydrate.
  • Vulkin gets the Aang treatment.
  • Ohh my, that's probably going to involve ink and the Amber Celica in some way.
  • That's very underhanded for someone of Teddy's caliber...
• Day 2
  • Yang receives some fresh water from her younger sister.
  • An eagle and a dragon go to (rap) war...
  • No Ghost Pokemon can protect the Hex Maniac's neck, it seems. Afterwards, Yamamura comes across her body.
  • Mac reads up on some boxing history. Probably trying to learn from the likes of Muhammad Ali and Sugar Ray Robinson.
  • Never knew ink is that flammable...
• Deaths in order: Lisa, Vulkin, Sasori, Hex Maniac, Inkling Girl

edited 4th Jul '16 1:15:31 PM by DarkDestruction

@Dark: Technically Dr. Yamamura isn't a mad scientist; he's a rocket builder who picked a devious deal with the Jurals, only to kill them, get the money and keep his rocket blueprints, and end up alive because Ken.

And there goes Sasori too. Ah well. 5 tributes for the Battle Royale's good enough anyway

Are there explosions?

Damn, what'd Kylo do to warrant people messing with his stuff like that?

Too soon, but I had this idea.

User 1 picks his teams from Gallery 1, his gallery. Likewise, User 2 picks from his gallery, Gallery 2. What if, in some future season, User 1 picks the avatars from Gallery 2 for User 2, and User 2 picks the avatars from Gallery 1 for User 1?

Just a thought.

• Night 2
  • Do the octopus, everybody!
  • Yang gets some red Dust from Weiss.
  • Utsuho and Milonov seems to have been rather drunk...
  • An interesting lineup for a rock band.
  • Teddy holds a tea party. No, not like the one in Boston. No, not like the one Americans currently have too.
  • Deathclaw's carapace doesn't protect against the elements, it seems.
• Day 3
  • Looks like Octodad brought a set of D&D with him.
  • What better way to bond than through (barbequed) food?
  • I can see Demoman and Yang showing off some dance moves, but...76?
  • That ought to be a very memorable selfie. Especially since it has both Michael Bay and Teddy Roosevelt in it.
  • Overall, this is probably one of the most peaceful and heartwarming game days we've seen.

However, it appears the wandering souls have returned...

• Arena Event: Roaming Phantoms
  • Explosions can't help Michael Bay dodge...
  • Dudley is doomed to face 'choppy-choppy' from his queen (technically...).
  • Marx Soul returns to tear a rift into his nightmarish world. The bald eagle and Gary falls victim to him.
  • Giygas' very presence is enough to break the minds of even the strongest men and women.
  • As night falls, the coming moon becomes a weapon of mass destruction with which Sailor Moon's spirit exacts her wrath on the poor souls within the Arena...
• Deaths in order: Here.

edited 4th Jul '16 1:50:16 PM by DarkDestruction

I missed it already? Or is this the murderers game?

No, this is the last regular season before our 3rd hall-of-fame season.

Nah, regular season.

And Dark, the link to the Arena event just leads to Day 3 again.

There seems to have been an image mix up with Day 3 and the Arena Event.

Everybody said it.

Good luck, Pushkin!

edited 4th Jul '16 1:51:41 PM by arcada188

My bad. All should be fixed now.

edited 4th Jul '16 1:50:31 PM by DarkDestruction

Giygas must have been really salty that he only got second in Season 32.

I'm not even mad that all of my tributes died, since most of the arena event's casualties were caused by phantoms of my tributes.

edited 4th Jul '16 1:53:37 PM by InfinityRyujin

Hall of fame... returning winners, right?

• Night 3
  • Valentine sleeps without the comfort of warmth.
  • Lots of music, in the form of rap battles and cheery tunes, were had.
• The Feast
  • This ain't Smash Bros, Little Mac...
  • 76 wisely decides to stay and avoid getting killed.
• Deaths in order: Little Mac, Spike, Christine Yamata

A wandering soldier, a fictional US president, and the father of Russian literature. Taking all bets!

edited 4th Jul '16 2:03:42 PM by DarkDestruction

lets goooo

I'm just glad 76 made it into the final three, so I won't even be mad if he doesn't take first place.

• Day 4
  • 76 visits the graves of those who were slaughtered by the phantoms.
  • Pushkin, uhhh....
• FINALE: Roaming Phantoms
  • Yuno is really pissed Tifa died before she can exact revenge on her. Well, looks like 76 will be meeting a familiar Russian soon...

• Winner: Soldier: 76
• 2nd place: Funny Valentine
• 3rd place: Aleksandr S. Pushkin
• Most kills: Dr. Yamamura/Theodore Roosevelt/Vitaly Milonov/The Demoman

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heh

Wile E. Coyote◊ and Losyash's Clone◊.

Reserve: Juralian Piano Teacher◊ and... whoever the host wants to pick! You can pick any avvie you want to from my gallery! But you must pick.