Hunger Games Simulator

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

That's it. I'm betting on Rumia to win.

I expected better from you, Money Spider.

Discrimination, I say.

So I remember this ol' simulation I played. It involved Maou punching out Yellow Diamond's nose, tricking Yellow Diamond, having her step on a landmine, and raping Yellow Pearl. And he won.

Day 5

The Counter-Terrorist finds a hidden spot to snipe Yang, kills her with a poison dart; Goku and Gohan gather up a posse to gang up on and kill Gremmy◊

Night 5

Some good songs were had; Monokuma decides to not be a dick to Goku for once; Rumia cuddles with the Counter-Terrorist◊

Nice.

Well, it's not Hunger Games Simulator without at least one of one person's tributes betraying another one of the same person's tributes.

It just occurred to me that Grievous has gotten this far merely by not doing anything all that interesting.

Feast

Why neither Homer Simpson or the Saiyans elected to go to the feast I don't know; Aigis pulls a fast one on Ruby; Apparently Mark isn't a Touhou fan◊

Day 6

Homer tries listening in on Goku talking to his son; Monokuma hears of the Counter-Terrorist's reputation around here, is scared shitless; Aigis just can't bring herself to kill Stitch; Mark scares Grievous off with his having killed a Youkai◊

Night 6

Monokuma isn't a dick towards Homer either; Goku squees in delight at the sight of Stitch, cuddles him◊

edited 27th Jun '16 12:42:34 PM by GrafVonTirol

Look, I know why this should be obvious, but why this game hates me so much?

Rumia must be allergic to marmalade or something.

Well, if Mark managed to off a Youkai, then I don't really blame Grievous for running from him.

Day 7

Turns out being out of the spotlight for quite some time didn't work so well for Grievous, who got burned alive by Goku; No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy that he dies trying to run away; Unlike Goku, Gohan didn't take such a liking to Stitch, who was pursuing him until he sprained himself; Mark got knifed in the back. Counter-Terrorists win!◊

Night 7

The Counter-Terrorist is still a stone-cold killer, offs Monokuma; How Stitch died falling from a tree, we'll never know...◊

Day 8

On one hand, this is as far as Gohan got, and he's perfectly capable of surviving. On the other hand, Goku committed Filicide. Piccolo once again gets frustrated; Aigis gave the Counter-Terrorist a medkit◊

Night 8

The three survivors are bracing themselves for the finale◊

You had one job, Grievous.... Guess I'll be rooting for the Counter-Terrorist. Also, anyone know what kind of weapon Monokuma uses? I wanna know just what the Counter-Terrorist could've used to off the evil, two-faced teddy bear.

Mark, you had one job. One. Job.

The other two are clearly terrorists and must be dealt with.

Day 9

In retrospect, Goku really would have brought Senzu Beans◊

Arena

The remaining two hallucinate. Terrorists win!◊

And here is how they placed.◊

For my next crop of nominees, I'll put up Team Apoid Heroes: Wasp◊ and DR. BEES◊ (yes, I insist on the capitalization)

And my backups just in case (Team Cox n' Crendor): Jesse Cox◊ and Crendor◊

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Alexander Rodionovich Borodach◊ (enter Borodach) and the Ghost of Dr. Hyde◊

RESERVES: Dust Man◊ and Caron.◊

edited 27th Jun '16 1:37:19 PM by arcada188

Nominating Dante◊ and Nariko◊.

For my reserves, we have Team Archers: Legolas◊ and Merida◊.

I nominate Monster in the Darkness◊ and Papyrus◊.

Primary: Patchouli Knowledge◊ and Rohan Kishibe◊.

Reserves: Giygas◊ and Flowey◊.

There's a theme here, and if you've been around for some of the earlier seasons, you'll find it.

Hmm... I feel like bringing back some characters, so for the next round, I'm nominating Cure Lovely◊ and Cure Fortune◊.

Goddammit Goku, taking out both of my tributes.

Khorne◊ again, and Super Perfect Cell.◊

Lesson learned - don't bring in parent-child (or at least father-son) teams, because filicide will inevitably be committed at some point. Also, I see Goku tied with Mr. Meeseeks for most kills so far.

• Team Fire and Ice: Asgore Dreemurr◊ and Katara◊
• Reserve Team Dragons: Goodra◊ and Dragonite◊.

And once again Gohan didn't dodge. He didn't die by any other means anyhow.