Hunger Games Simulator

1. There are 15 teams in total right now. Only 10 primary teams so I can't run a 24 tribute game right now.

2. Wait an hour or so.

edited 19th Jun '16 12:00:29 PM by Sedmikrasky

raynor's raiders: a ghost operative◊ and everyone's run of the mill marine.◊

hell, it's about time.

You can submit another team if you want.

why the hell not?

team "this is the joke team": yahtzee crowshaw◊ and JOHN FREEMAN◊

Cool.

RESERVES EDITED (COMPLETE WITH SECOND RESERVE TEAM):

• Sam◊ and Nyusha.◊

• Zig◊ and Bernie.◊

Roster, for the 3 of you actually looking at the thread!◊ Game will begin in a bit.

YEEEEEEEES

Looking good! Let's see what the bloodbath brings us.

BLOODBATH

Zig almost manages to take out Yvetal, but luckily Asgore came to the rescue just in time! The Ghost Operative is not the biggest fan of ponies, it seems. As per the rules of the game, an alien janitor manages to take out both a heavily armed Space Marine and a godlike artificial intelligence. SHODAN wants to be the only evil AI in the game and blows up AUTO, leaving only GLaDOS in her way. Ryuko is too edgy for the Pretty Cure and kills them both with ease.◊

Deaths: Zig, Applejack, Marine, AM, AUTO, Cure Rosetta, Cure Diamond

Should have figured.

Also, district betrayal. No wait, they were just next to each other in different districts, weren't they?

edited 19th Jun '16 1:24:36 PM by FirstSnow

Dunno. I barely pay attention to who is in what district.

That's it. Bernie will fucking maul Asgore.

DAY 1

Ghost Operative attempts to kill Rainbow Dash, but her speed allows her to escape. Felix calms down, and helps to heal John Freeman's injuries. Asgore joins a raiding party, unfortunately leaving Yvetal defenseless to Armstrong's attack. Marx Soul can't handle a little fire, or a little girl. Bernie hides, possibly from Asgore. Switzerland takes a cue from France and runs away.◊

Deaths: Marx Soul, Yvetal

Why did this have to happen to MY tributes?

Wow. Cure Diamond and Cure Rosetta already got killed off.

NIGHT 1

Ghost Operative takes time from the pony hunt to destroy F.F's shit. Despite begging for his life, Yeti Avenger can't stop Kars from eviscerating him. Asgore knows it was Armstrong that killed Yveltal and destroys his stuff in retaliation. Yahtzee asks Bernie to kill him, and he eventually obliges. Rainbow Dash finds some safety with Tank Girl. A load of people with no relation to each other call a truce for the night.◊

Deaths: Yeti Avenger, Yahtzee

Well, I see Applejack bit the dust. Wonder how quickly the other three will die...

Where is everyone?

Probably busy. I only just woke up.

Yay, a tribute of mine got a kill

DAY 2

Tank Girl tries and fails to blow her way out of the arena. Noodle challenges Michael Jackson to a posing competition. Kars finds an ally in Blaze. Nyusha somehow manages to escape from Rainbow Dash. Asgore gets Woshua's help in hunting Armstrong, but fail as his camo index is at 100%. SHODAN gathers some lackeys. GLaDOS defeats Ryuko but decides she isn't worth killing.◊

Deaths: Tank Girl

I guess Rainbow Dash just wasn't in a murderous mood.

You know how Felix managed to kill a space marine and AM? By "antiseptisizing" them!

edited 19th Jun '16 3:50:58 PM by TroperNo9001

Michael Jackson in a posing competition?

Perfect!