The above avatar is now the president of the United States.

Oh man the US is doomed.

At least the new POTUS is less sleazy than Trump.

Our first female president and our first elf president, not bad.

Tries to subjugate and enslave all of Congress, the Senate and the Courts. Still better than Donald Trump.

edited 6th Oct '17 9:13:34 PM by lewattoo

She looks smart, but I would not trust a child with foreign policy.

Judging by the blue face on the avatar the US becomes more totalitarian after he passes a dozen more Patriot Acts.

Remilia Scarlet, prominent political boss and Vampiric-American aristocrat from the Genshokio Territory, takes a largely hands-off approach to ruling the United States of America proper as she puts more concern over the handling of Genshokian magic by the United States army and intelligences and the civil rights of Genshokians in mainland America. However, Remilia's Do-Nothing Presidency and seeming preference with her fellow Genshokians over the rest of America earns disapproval from much of the American electorate, while the nature of her younger sister, Flandre, deeply concerns the human American populace.

Many scandals involving salary increases.

He looks nicer than Trump.

President Calvin's policy is all over the place. His hardcore support for Libertarian-style policy is controversal, he wants to have "cool-looking drone strikes" on half the places that have islamic terrorists with no regard to civilian casualties, and he wants more subsidies on snack foods and soft drinks. On the other hand, he is a strong supporter of the country's National Parks and contributes generously to organizations dedicated to rescue and feeding the homeless, and he has a surprisingly mature outlook on some of the more important issues of the time. He claims to speak extensively about foreign policy with Vice President Hobbes, though nobody is able to confirm this, and Hobbes has never appeared in an address to the public himself. Calvin's rather sexist beliefs have earned him ire from numerous progressive organizations and the LGBTQ community.

edited 10th Oct '17 5:15:33 AM by lewattoo

There is either a crackdown on organised crime or owning turtles.

Unfortunately, it was all a ploy for Dr. Eggman to rule the world, one country at a time.

Probably somewhat decent.

United States is now property of the Irken Empire. It's not even a dominion.

Then again, nobody cares because not even the Irken Empire's leaders want to see an idiot like Zim anywhere outside of the cold, lifeless depths of space.

edited 21st Feb '18 5:25:45 AM by arcada188

This guy looks a bit shifty. Something tells me they're gonna have to resign at some point.

Actually does alright.

He proves to be charismatic, but utterly incompetent.

I'm guessing that there'll be more meat and things made of metal under his term.

Spinal attempts to run the US according to his own, pirate brawl rules.

He nearly kills the entire US Secret Service before being finally impeached.

She goes into hiding and for the next 4 years and has a representative replace her to avoid having 300+ million humans lose their shit over a talking otter being president.

She probably gets impreached or removed from office one way or another before the end of the term.

edited 23rd Feb '18 12:00:52 PM by inkoalawetrust

USA goes to war with every country

USA immediately suffers an economic depression, forcing Murphy to resign.

Banana growing becomes a much higher priority.

By the end of his term the federal reserve will be leaving along with him.

Many people would complain at a mech being president.

Said mech would then be all badass.