Splatoon

Maybe Octolings will be less oblivious XD

Here's the localization changes! https://www.reddit.com/r/splatoon/comments/c5t6d7/localization_changes_in_the_chaos_vs_order_final/

Hmm, according to the artbooks, jellyfish in Inkopolis operate via Hive Mind and act as the government, also sponsoring turf wars. The final Splatfest shift station stage takes place in the aftermath of the NILS Statue fight. The NILS Statue wreckage is still there, and there are Jellyfish there inspecting it. Maybe that's how stuff will change for game 3.

Edited by lalalei2001 on Jun 26th 2019 at 6:16:37 AM

Nintendo of Japan has started posting tweets outlining why each character is on the team they are for the Final Fest, and Tartar is no longer in the NILS statue's eye, but his papers are scattered around the ocean.

well i mean

he exploded

...right?

Dead people (well, dead AI constructs) don't get to cameo. Because, like. They're dead.

Well, Being an AI, it's not impossible that there's a backup of Tartar somewhere. Although hopefully one that didn't end up getting corrupted like the first one did.

Tartar will corrupt the greater Jellyfish collective and we'll need to save them in Splatoon 3 while fending off Salmonids with Grizzco's assistance

I just had one of the worst losing streaks of my entire splat career. It was enough to knock my N-ZAP '89 down from 15 to 6.5. Even remembering the 40% rule didn't work. I'm not happy.

The next time I get in a game and the entire team gets wiped right at the start, I'm genuinely considering just quitting out of the match right there and taking the ragequit timer like a big boy. I'm not playing with people who don't know how to play.

Edited by Midna on Jun 29th 2019 at 1:05:13 PM

Callie.

Marie

Warning: Google translate from here on out until the English posts are up.

Sheldon

Spike

Edited by tclittle on Jun 30th 2019 at 11:18:57 AM

I'm so anticipating something like:

Edited by homogenized on Jul 1st 2019 at 6:13:23 AM

Official translations:

Spyke:

Sheldon:

Murch:

Edited by rmctagg09 on Jul 1st 2019 at 10:49:02 AM

I can't believe Sheldon is a war profiteer

There's something to be said for a man who finds joy in his job, regardless of alignment.

Edited by Midna on Jul 2nd 2019 at 2:09:20 PM

There's something to be said about a guy who can shill his merchandise while people are in the middle of killin' each other with it.

Sheldon's Japanese profile read something like "Neutrality. My role lies in permitting others to test my creations. As long as there’s a turf war being waged in this world, I’ll continue to make weapons. Ah, living surrounded by the fruits of my research…that’s the life for me. No matter what state our world is in, society’s love of weapons will never change.”

Mr. Grizz

Okay so Grizz is the main villain of Splatoon 3. Good to know.

Wouldn't be surprising.

I'm still holding out hope that Mr. Grizz is a water bear.

Well with that quote right there I'm pretty sure he's cthulu

So in that case if he starts to get uppity all we need to do is ram him with the Salmon Run boat to get him to calm down?

The last time I saw "biding their time" was like, the end of Deltora Quest which ends bittersweetly on mention that the main antagonist, who is essentially is a God of Evil, cannot ever be defeated and that sometime in the future the world will be at his mercy again, because 1000 years is but a blink of an eye and he can wait, biding his time.

What I'm saying is that Grizz is definitely some sort of Eldritch entity.

Annie:

Crusty Sean and Bisk:

Flow and Craymond:

Jelonzo:

The Salmonids:

On the last day of the Splatocalypse, Fly Octo Fly and a one minute remaining remix of Ebb and Flow will play. He here's the remix: