No.
You get full access to all internet site for free.
BUT
Every discussion you view turns into a Flame War.
All things you rent from Rent-A-Center are instantly yours for life and you don't need to pay them back
BUT
You must do them a favor you can't refuse
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justiceNot taking any chances.... no....
You can cook well
BUT
You also absorb every recipe ever made on SPAM.
I am the once and future king.Sounds cheap and delicious. In!
You now rule the multiverse
BUT
You can never find your true love
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justiceedited 8th Jun '14 11:03:32 AM by KingKix
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justiceEh.... No thanks...
You can beat every game ever made with no problem.
BUT
The Minute you finish the game, it explodes, destroying the game but leaving the Console Fine. It'll also destroy all your saves from that game.
(You can still buy new versions of these games and play them again)
If I were playing a terrible game, that would be useful, but after that, what's the point?
You are now Robo Cop
BUT
You live in low-crime small village town where the highest criminal act there is loitering.
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justiceNo thanks.
You can drive any vehicle safely.
BUT
There is a random chance that a nearby vehicle will crash.
No. Even if I do have improbable driving skills, there's still that chance for me to be involved in an accident which renders said skills moot.
Any Theme Music Power-Up will actually power you up in Real Life to allow you to go Beyond the Impossible.
BUT
You'll suffer Awesomeness Withdrawal the moment the song ends. Symptoms include extreme boredom, highly unmotivated disposition, low energy, depression, and paranoia to silence.
edited 9th Jun '14 2:52:46 AM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.How long does the withdrawal last? Need to know that first.
You become your avatar, with all its strengths
AND
Its weaknesses, too.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.The world is FUBAR'd now.
You take over your favorite anime and own it now.
BUT
You kill the original owner.
I am the once and future king.I'd do that, yep.
You become a superhero!
BUT
You face a deadlier threat each day
"Did you expect somebody else?"<— She pushed that button herself, ironically. I'd push it too.
You become the ultimate creative thinker and problem solver!
BUT
You also become an apathetic Insufferable Genius, everybody else makes you like All of the Other Reindeer, and your only friend is your first invention which does nothing particularly useful.
edited 9th Jun '14 6:52:35 AM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.My life will now be a Martin.S film? Nope.
You will now become a daring, strong, and globe-trotting reporter like Tintin
BUT
your team is made out of a python as your pet and a lazy bum as your Capt. Haddock
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justiceI don't really see why I would want that.
You can run as fast as Sonic the Hedgehog.
BUT.
Dr. Eggman can run faster than you.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseHe's not a real person, so YES!
You are a billionaire
BUT
So is everyone else, and everyone's competing for more cash.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.No.
You are now God
BUT
\You can't do natural disasters and control the faith of people
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justiceTime for the apocalypse. *makes the WORST GENERATION*
You can now execute any meme on the planet.
BUT
The first thirty must be executed on your Gf/Bf.
I am the once and future king.Push. I don't have a girlfriend.
You can fly
BUT
You can no longer walk
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"Deal!
You are very popular on Tumblr
BUT
\You will never be able to make a decent commission for anyone
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justiceNo thanks.
You can summon and banish a badass monster from another dimension at will.
BUT
He pulls pranks on you while you're asleep without being summoned.
edited 12th Jun '14 12:43:20 AM by Ghostninja109
No.
You can lift a minigun
BUT
You cannot fire it.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.No.
You become a shapeshifter
BUT
\ You can only change into a cat, hamster, and a boomerang
edited 12th Jun '14 9:40:51 AM by KingKix
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justicePfff, yes! Better little than nothing, right?
You can meet any of your internet friends you want, no limits.
BUT...
You lose all the friends you already had.
The I just press it once.
You gain a pet monkey
BUT
It's smarter than you and it looks like it wants to avenge it's species.
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice