Everybody, Everybody!
The alien king Glabtha-Thar, who needed it for his species to survive.
Why were you late?
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!
Slightly ill
Where is the cookie jar? saying "omg is that eyes!!!" was funny the first billion times
Carmine at the Beach
The dog broke it and ate all of the cookies.
Why is the TV displaying all of this random static all of a sudden? "Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
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Hello dear troper. I want to play a game.
Why can't we all have and share the nice things?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Logic Girl
Because there's none left.
Why is the floor wet? For every low there is a high.
The show must go on
It started raining indoors.
Why didn't you make dinner?
Carmine at the Beach
My dog ate it all.
Why are my clothes in the river? "Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
I couldn't find the washing machine.
Why are all my DVDs in the wrong cases?
Everybody, Everybody!
The work of an unorganized poltergeist!
So… what happened to Terry?
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!
Aqua Hoshino
Who's Terry?
Alright, WHO ordered this random treadmill?! "You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085"
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Um, that was supposed to be delivered to my home gym.
Why is there a bus on our basement?
A more advanced intellect would've seen this move coming a mile away. Or 1.6 kilometers.
Carmine at the Beach
It was too wet outside for it.
Why is my bed flying? "Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
One Who Observes, Presumably Enigmatically
I thought you said you wanted a mattress that was like floating on air?
Why is the yard filled with chocolate?
Logic Girl
The Easter Bunny did it.
Why is the chair broken? For every low there is a high.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
The wrestlers had to borrow it.
What's up with the furniture and why is it all glued up to the ceilings?
A more advanced intellect would've seen this move coming a mile away. Or 1.6 kilometers.
Aqua Hoshino
Some developers came by and wanted to turn the place into an "upside-down house" attraction.
Why is the chair on fire?!
"You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085"
Who up pizza timeing they pizza?
John Carpenter's The Thing (1982) broke in and I had to use the flamethrower.
Why is the house in two pieces?
He/Him | Elsewhere (2017)
Carmine at the Beach
A viking axe cleaved through it.
Why is my car upside down? "Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Dude, you like, totally flipped it over in a fit of rage last night.
Who keeps turning on the lights?
The Fool
Sorry, it was the draft.
Who the hell ate my pizza slice?
OBJECTION!
Everybody, Everybody!
There is no pizza slice, because we’re living in The Matrix.
Where are your overdue library books?
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!
Logic Girl
A dragon stole them.
Why didn't you bring your homework? For every low there is a high.
Carmine at the Beach
My cat ate it.
Why is there fire inside my sink?
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Someone clogged up the ventilation of the septic tank and threw a blowtorch into the toilet.
Why is there a giant footprint on our backyard?
Edited by TheOther36 on Jan 20th 2024 at 9:44:48 PM
A more advanced intellect would've seen this move coming a mile away. Or 1.6 kilometers.
You stepped on something.
Who took my donut? For every low there is a high.