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You get repeatedly kicked into a hole while the Sparta remix plays in the background.
I accidentally bump into my boss at work.
You are demoted to the position of the boss coffee carrier.
I give too much water to my potted plants.
They grow into vine monstrosities that achieve sentience and eat you for nourishment.
I leave the air conditioner on while the front door is open.
You are killed off with an axe.
I become elected leader of the UK.
Several of your opposing M Ps resign in disgust.
A revolt starts after you make a silly comment referring to how the last one was a bit too awkward for your tastes.
I am 5 pennies too short to buy a burger.
You have to buy a hot dog instead.
I am not Jonny Greenwood.
The real Jonny Greenwood kicks your ass.
I go somewhere while disguised as "Guy Incognito".
The actual "Guy Incognito" runs to you and beats you to a pulp.
I drop that thun thun.
You go down with the thun thun.
I go to a nightclub.
The nightclub goes up in flames and you die a slow and painful burning death
I was the one who set the nightclub on fire.
Chuck Norris reduces you to a bloody smear on the concrete with a single roundhouse kick.
I turn to the dark side.
The light side intensifies and causes 3rd degree burns.
I lord over the fact that Europe gets Disgaea Dimension 2 before the USA does.
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Wales ends up becoming part of the US state of... Alabama.
I accidently posted the wrong DVD to a friend.
They throw a pie at you.
I buy a new suit.
You're tarred and feathered.
I forget my password for TV Tropes.
You're banned from the site for life.
I partake in a flashmob.
You get killed by police officers.
Alice dies as well.
Josh wins the lottery.
Josh is stoned to death.
I step on your toe.
My toe eats you whole.
God buys a car.
Satan buys a tank.
I cosplay as Darth Vader.
Someone electrocutes you and cuts off your hand.
I cosplay as Batman.
Bane breaks your back.
I cosplay as Superman.
You still can't fly.
I cosplay as myself.
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