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IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Sep 25th 2013 at 9:27:37 PM

You get repeatedly kicked into a hole while the Sparta remix plays in the background.

I accidentally bump into my boss at work.

Blurring Man about fish from a potential future people archeological dig site
Man about fish
Sep 25th 2013 at 11:08:19 PM

You are demoted to the position of the boss coffee carrier.

I give too much water to my potted plants.

No matter how good a theory is, you could never ever drop it on somebody's foot.
Anomalocaris20 Bop from Sagittarius A* Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Bop
Sep 25th 2013 at 11:11:10 PM

They grow into vine monstrosities that achieve sentience and eat you for nourishment.

I leave the air conditioner on while the front door is open.

The fact that the world exists means nobody has had a TRUE 'everything bagel' yet. Twitch
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground.
"Just as planned."
Sep 26th 2013 at 12:27:52 AM

You are killed off with an axe.

I become elected leader of the UK.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
Sep 26th 2013 at 5:40:27 AM

Several of your opposing M Ps resign in disgust.

I become elected leader of the UK.

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground.
"Just as planned."
Sep 26th 2013 at 5:44:19 AM

A revolt starts after you make a silly comment referring to how the last one was a bit too awkward for your tastes.

I am 5 pennies too short to buy a burger.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
Sep 26th 2013 at 5:58:42 AM

You have to buy a hot dog instead.

I am not Jonny Greenwood.

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Sep 26th 2013 at 8:06:47 AM

The real Jonny Greenwood kicks your ass.

I go somewhere while disguised as "Guy Incognito".

Palindromee WORLDS MOST SMALLEST BABY RABBIT from the 20th Ward Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
WORLDS MOST SMALLEST BABY RABBIT
Sep 26th 2013 at 8:45:46 AM

The actual "Guy Incognito" runs to you and beats you to a pulp.

I drop that thun thun.

SCP 3318 IS A FUNNY LITTLE BOY WITH MANY INTERESTING GAGS AND SURPRISES AT HIS DISPOSAL
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Sep 26th 2013 at 9:26:17 AM

You go down with the thun thun.

I go to a nightclub.

Brahian1 Maid of Time from Where Nothing Gathers Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Maid of Time
Sep 26th 2013 at 9:27:30 AM

The nightclub goes up in flames and you die a slow and painful burning death

I was the one who set the nightclub on fire.

i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Sep 26th 2013 at 9:43:44 AM

Chuck Norris reduces you to a bloody smear on the concrete with a single roundhouse kick.

I turn to the dark side.

Bisected8 Sometimes it be that way from Her Hackette Cave Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Sometimes it be that way
Sep 26th 2013 at 10:42:41 AM

The light side intensifies and causes 3rd degree burns.

I lord over the fact that Europe gets Disgaea Dimension 2 before the USA does.

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RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground.
"Just as planned."
Sep 26th 2013 at 10:43:42 AM

Wales ends up becoming part of the US state of... Alabama.

I accidently posted the wrong DVD to a friend.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Sep 26th 2013 at 10:51:12 AM

They throw a pie at you.

I buy a new suit.

resetlocksley Shut up! from Alone in the dark Relationship Status: Only knew I loved her when I let her go
Shut up!
Sep 26th 2013 at 11:39:20 AM

You're tarred and feathered.

I forget my password for TV Tropes.

Fear is a superpower.
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Sep 26th 2013 at 12:00:14 PM

You're banned from the site for life.

I partake in a flashmob.

porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
Sep 26th 2013 at 12:01:19 PM

You get killed by police officers.

Bob dies.

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Sep 26th 2013 at 12:41:37 PM

Alice dies as well.

Josh wins the lottery.

resetlocksley Shut up! from Alone in the dark Relationship Status: Only knew I loved her when I let her go
Shut up!
Sep 26th 2013 at 12:44:09 PM

Josh is stoned to death.

I step on your toe.

Fear is a superpower.
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
Sep 26th 2013 at 12:48:35 PM

My toe eats you whole.

God buys a car.

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Sep 26th 2013 at 2:04:47 PM

Satan buys a tank.

I cosplay as Darth Vader.

resetlocksley Shut up! from Alone in the dark Relationship Status: Only knew I loved her when I let her go
Shut up!
Sep 26th 2013 at 2:08:11 PM

Someone electrocutes you and cuts off your hand.

I cosplay as Batman.

Fear is a superpower.
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Sep 26th 2013 at 2:25:42 PM

Bane breaks your back.

I cosplay as Superman.

porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
Sep 26th 2013 at 2:37:55 PM

You still can't fly.

I cosplay as myself.

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.

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