One just might
You are demoted to the position of the boss coffee carrier.
I give too much water to my potted plants.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
They grow into vine monstrosities that achieve sentience and eat you for nourishment.
I leave the air conditioner on while the front door is open.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
"Just as planned."
You are killed off with an axe.
I become elected leader of the UK.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
Several of your opposing M Ps resign in disgust.
I become elected leader of the UK.
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
"Just as planned."
A revolt starts after you make a silly comment referring to how the last one was a bit too awkward for your tastes.
I am 5 pennies too short to buy a burger.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
You have to buy a hot dog instead.
I am not Jonny Greenwood.
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
The real Jonny Greenwood kicks your ass.
I go somewhere while disguised as "Guy Incognito".
The actual "Guy Incognito" runs to you and beats you to a pulp.
I drop that thun thun.
Trope-tan is here! ➯ my pronouns are ze/hir
You go down with the thun thun.
I go to a nightclub.
Maid of Time
The nightclub goes up in flames and you die a slow and painful burning death
I was the one who set the nightclub on fire.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Chuck Norris reduces you to a bloody smear on the concrete with a single roundhouse kick.
I turn to the dark side.
Tief girl with eartude
The light side intensifies and causes 3rd degree burns.
I lord over the fact that Europe gets Disgaea Dimension 2 before the USA does.
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TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
"Just as planned."
Wales ends up becoming part of the US state of... Alabama.
I accidently posted the wrong DVD to a friend.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
They throw a pie at you.
I buy a new suit.
Shut up!
You're tarred and feathered.
I forget my password for TV Tropes.
Fear is a superpower.
You're banned from the site for life.
I partake in a flashmob.
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
You get killed by police officers.
Bob dies.
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
Alice dies as well.
Josh wins the lottery.
Shut up!
Josh is stoned to death.
I step on your toe.
Fear is a superpower.
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
My toe eats you whole.
God buys a car.
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
Satan buys a tank.
I cosplay as Darth Vader.
Shut up!
Someone electrocutes you and cuts off your hand.
I cosplay as Batman.
Fear is a superpower.
Bane breaks your back.
I cosplay as Superman.
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
You still can't fly.
I cosplay as myself.
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
You get repeatedly kicked into a hole while the Sparta remix plays in the background.
I accidentally bump into my boss at work.