Don't interrupt them. They're on a very important quest for the Soup Kingdom in there.
Waiter! There's a tinier version of me in my soup!
and then they fricked in the booty
You know what they say... You are what you eat.
Waiter, there's a microchip in my soup!
...eheh
...I... I don't know what you're talking about, sir. *shifty eyes*
Waiter! There's a bass drop in my soup!
Somebody had to beat the eggs hard to make the soup.
Waiter, there's an ice cube in my soup!
...eheh
Calamity is a housewife
Has your life been ruined yet? We'll take it back before it does.
Waiter! There's a talking head in my soup!
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
See that camera over there? You're on Pranks: Caught On Camera! (Series 5.)
Waiter! There's a hikikomori in my soup!
Yes. You ordered the Forever Provolone Special, did you not?
Waiter! There's Fatboy Slim in my soup!
OH YES!!
Well, you did want some music.
Waiter! There's a tiny version of Earth in my soup!
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
You better hope I just kill you.
Well we did say it had flavours from around the world.
Waiter, there's a TARDIS in my soup
I AM THE PUN GOD ~Me , at some point in time
We needed it to decrease the density of the soup. Y'know, because it's bigger on the inside.
Waiter! There's a construction site in my soup!
Ah, yes, it's a new recipe we're working on.
Waiter! There's a Jazz band in my soup!
edited 25th Jun '13 8:26:45 PM by PhysicalStamina
Am I a weirdo?
Of course there is. It's the saxiest thing on the menu.
Waiter, there's a spy in my soup.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
OH YES!!
Well shit. You're screwed, buddy.
Waiter! There's a tiny person in my soup!
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Of course; you ordered the Attack On Titan Special on Opposite Day.
Waiter! There's Skrillex in my soup!
OH YES!!
I apologize, the chef thought that the order was for bass as in the musical kind, not the fish.
Waiter! There's a human liver in my soup!
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Li'l Shardfinder
You prefer cat?
Waiter! There's a 9-Volt potato in my soup!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
It seems like the 9-volt potato has electrified your soup. I will get you another bowl.
Waiter! There is a jar of liquid nitrogen in my soup.
edited 25th Jun '13 11:39:02 PM by Mu5icl0v3r
Li'l Shardfinder
I'll remove the jar for you. ^_^
Waiter! There's a trope in my soup!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Tropes are everywhere. They're not to be feared.
Waiter! There's fire retardant in my soup!
Li'l Shardfinder
Waiter! There's an Ice-Cream Koan in my soup!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
literary masochist
Try dropping it on the floor when no one's around to hear it and see if it spills all over the ground.
Waiter! There's a fly in the ointment in my soup!
This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
Li'l Shardfinder
That's normal, as is the rock in the coffee in your coffee mug.
Waiter! There's a deep blue something in my soup!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Am I a weirdo?
I'll see if it can play chess.
Waiter, there is a hipster in my soup.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Just because we called a soup the Mount Doom Special. It happens all the time!
Waiter! There's Finn and Jake in my soup!