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MikuruFan from Away
Jun 24th 2013 at 7:52:12 AM

Just because we called a soup the Mount Doom Special. It happens all the time!

Waiter! There's Finn and Jake in my soup!

GlobsterAGoGo from Mobile Leprechaun's alt account Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Jun 24th 2013 at 9:34:42 AM

Don't interrupt them. They're on a very important quest for the Soup Kingdom in there.

Waiter! There's a tinier version of me in my soup!

and then they fricked in the booty
ironcommando Phobia from Terra 102 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Phobia
Jun 24th 2013 at 9:35:32 AM

You know what they say... You are what you eat.

Waiter, there's a microchip in my soup!

PhysicalStamina Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Jun 24th 2013 at 9:48:44 AM

...I... I don't know what you're talking about, sir. *shifty eyes*

Waiter! There's a bass drop in my soup!

ironcommando Phobia from Terra 102 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Phobia
Jun 24th 2013 at 9:51:22 AM

Somebody had to beat the eggs hard to make the soup.

Waiter, there's an ice cube in my soup!

PhysicalStamina Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Jun 24th 2013 at 9:52:29 AM

Ah, yes. That's our Friday special.

Waiter! There's TV Tropes in my soup!

LatverianBadger This crazy little thing called Love from gacha hell Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
This crazy little thing called Love
Jun 25th 2013 at 5:56:38 AM

Has your life been ruined yet? We'll take it back before it does.

Waiter! There's a talking head in my soup!

ARE YOU READY? IT'S COOL! LET'S ENJOY A GREAT SHOWTIME! GOOD LUCK
MikuruFan from Away
Jun 25th 2013 at 6:07:29 AM

See that camera over there? You're on Pranks: Caught On Camera! (Series 5.)

Waiter! There's a hikikomori in my soup!

PhysicalStamina Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Jun 25th 2013 at 6:50:37 AM

Yes. You ordered the Forever Provolone Special, did you not?

Waiter! There's Fatboy Slim in my soup!

Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
Jun 25th 2013 at 9:20:25 AM

Well, you did want some music.

Waiter! There's a tiny version of Earth in my soup!

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
simooo713 You better hope I just kill you. from Earth...... as far as you know
You better hope I just kill you.
Jun 25th 2013 at 9:30:57 AM

Well we did say it had flavours from around the world.

Waiter, there's a TARDIS in my soup

I AM THE PUN GOD ~Me , at some point in time
MikuruFan from Away
Jun 25th 2013 at 8:12:34 PM

We needed it to decrease the density of the soup. Y'know, because it's bigger on the inside.

Waiter! There's a construction site in my soup!

PhysicalStamina Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Jun 25th 2013 at 8:26:40 PM

Ah, yes, it's a new recipe we're working on.

Waiter! There's a Jazz band in my soup!

edited 25th Jun '13 8:26:45 PM by PhysicalStamina

CompletelyNormalGuy Definitely not a weirdo from Seattle
Definitely not a weirdo
Jun 25th 2013 at 9:34:19 PM

Of course there is. It's the saxiest thing on the menu.

Waiter, there's a spy in my soup.

No noodles here. Just bad movies. Join us.
Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
Jun 25th 2013 at 9:57:02 PM

Well shit. You're screwed, buddy.

Waiter! There's a tiny person in my soup!

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
PhysicalStamina Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Jun 25th 2013 at 10:52:35 PM

Of course; you ordered the Attack On Titan Special on Opposite Day.

Waiter! There's Skrillex in my soup!

Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
Jun 25th 2013 at 11:17:01 PM

I apologize, the chef thought that the order was for bass as in the musical kind, not the fish.

Waiter! There's a human liver in my soup!

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
Jun 25th 2013 at 11:36:14 PM

You prefer cat?

Waiter! There's a 9-Volt potato in my soup!

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Mu5icl0v3r from Nowhere
Jun 25th 2013 at 11:38:19 PM

It seems like the 9-volt potato has electrified your soup. I will get you another bowl.

Waiter! There is a jar of liquid nitrogen in my soup.

edited 25th Jun '13 11:39:02 PM by Mu5icl0v3r

Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
Jun 25th 2013 at 11:39:55 PM

I'll remove the jar for you. ^_^

Waiter! There's a trope in my soup!

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
MikuruFan from Away
Jun 25th 2013 at 11:41:23 PM

Tropes are everywhere. They're not to be feared.

Waiter! There's fire retardant in my soup!

Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
Jun 25th 2013 at 11:44:00 PM

Set it on fire.

Waiter! There's an Ice-Cream Koan in my soup!

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
KylerThatch literary masochist
literary masochist
Jun 25th 2013 at 11:48:25 PM

Try dropping it on the floor when no one's around to hear it and see if it spills all over the ground.

Waiter! There's a fly in the ointment in my soup!

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
Jun 25th 2013 at 11:50:16 PM

That's normal, as is the rock in the coffee in your coffee mug.

Waiter! There's a deep blue something in my soup!

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
CompletelyNormalGuy Definitely not a weirdo from Seattle
Definitely not a weirdo
Jun 26th 2013 at 12:05:54 AM

I'll see if it can play chess.

Waiter, there is a hipster in my soup.

No noodles here. Just bad movies. Join us.

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