Blink at the knifelight
The water, it's cold like when I kneel at Death's Gate
I am the bringer of the siege
Like a ground pig who awaits its master
I live in a monument to a fallen soldier
Let me lie awake and condense this fog
Bring me to harbor
Bring me to harbor
Originally purported to be a giant sea octopus, but recent DNA testing shows that it is only the remains of a sperm whale carcass.
...Nah, actually, it's just Mobile Leprechaun's alt. See that page for tropes 'n stuff. :B
Also, see here for vandalism and merriment.
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- Captain,
Turn around and take me home... - Ah, Katawa Shojo, the only game where you can date adorable amputees. ~Wacky Pancake
- Tell my wife... that she is a massive bitch... ~The dying words of the Stalin Squid
- how can people put baby in the woodsand to die
- CHICKEN FLOWER EGG SEED ~Eldritchseer
- “BUT THE HALF LIFE!” screamed Gordon!, as he made a sending to jail and bacteria disolves the lab.
- I gots a straight-up boner fo' you all dearly. Never forget dat shit.
- “Weep away your world, pretty human, for it is yours no more. Weep it all away in that pretty red spray.”
- Dude gripped Vincentz hand as tight as his schmoooove ass could as tha straight-up original gangsta lil pimp was born.
- Da Final Fantasy 7 crew encountas a lil' small-ass crew of lil pimps dat done been rendered unconscious fo' realz.
- Y'ALL DUN GONE SO FAR AS TO NEED TO GET EMAIL OKAYS TO KEEP THEM DAMN UNPATRIOTIC COMMIES OUTTA YER WIKI, ED?
- Oh haaaaai Prahm.
Jahst chehking to see eef yew beeeleeve in Jesauhs.
Ha ha ha.
~Tommy Wiseau - LOVE KNOWS NO CARBON-BASED MOLECULAR STRUCTURE. ~Game Spazzer
- The studded leather was fine for a warrior, but if she keeps fighting she'll make daddy cry again. And daddy crying means Evangelion yaoi.
- and then they fricked in the booty
- okay BUT LIKE IF U SEE JESUS PLEASE TRY TO F█CKIN CUT A DEAL OUT WITH HIM FOR ME OR SOMETHING MAN I HAVENT PRAYED SENSE 2004
- "Oh no, I hate being perfect"
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YOU'RE WHITE.
