Bose-Einstein condensate diamond.
i. hear. a. sound.Powerful Russian Orthodox cleric summoned to spritz computers with holy water to fight ransomware.
Pack it up, 2017 is over, we can all go home now.
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)Being An In-N-Out Managers Could Make You Richer Than Beconimg A Lawyer.
[Sic].
Edit: They corrected beconimg, though they still missed managers. XD
edited 15th Sep '17 9:20:48 PM by Eagal
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!Colorado authorities try to find "serial pooper" caught defecating in people's yards.
And now to wait on confirmation that the culprit is originally from Florida.
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)Schools are banning besties to 'protect students' feelings'
Seems legit.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!And if you thought could not get any weirder: Charmin offers "Mad Pooper" free TP to help with "runs".
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
Well that’s stupid. The idea of having a “best friend” isn’t just a school thing - it’s a general social life thing. Sure, it’s not polite to call someone your best friend in front of your other friends, but that doesn’t mean you can’t still think of them that way. Best they could do is try to stop kids from voicing the sentiment out loud while they’re at school, and good luck with that.
The article also implies that having lots of friends and having a best friend are mutually exclusive concepts. They’re not. If you have a large group of friends, you’re going to be closer to some of them than others, and you might have one or two friends that you’re closest to. That’s normal.
edited 25th Sep '17 4:50:21 PM by SapphireBlue
As third teen joins Kansas governor race, consider this: No rule says a dog can't run
To be fair, a dog would be a great improvement.
I just love the way this is worded. Its DARING it to happen. The only reason it won't is that Kansas exists to disappoint me.
i. hear. a. sound.Ever since they made the movie Legally Blonde, I've been wanting to see an Air Bud movie premised on the idea that "There's no rule that says a dog can't run for office as a United States Senator." It'd be called Legally Bud.
Today's political climate only makes me want that movie harder. "Sure, he's a dog, but that's just the kind of outsider we need to clean up Washington!"
My Tumblr. Currently liveblogging Haruhi Suzumiya and revisiting Danganronpa V3.On the other hand, he's be much more susceptible to bribery. Anyone with a few snausages would have him eating out of their hand.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!I am reasonably sure that Brownback has been bribed with snausages.
i. hear. a. sound.Woman Trades Single Packet of McDonald's Szechuan Sauce for Volkswagen.
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"Osama Bin Laden was an anime fan and played pirated Naruto games
The headline by itself seems like a weird mix of Hitler Ate Sugar and Digital Piracy Is Evil, (although I don't think either one was the intended takeaway), but the actual article is just as weird. The idea of a notorious terrorist leader going home after a long day of crimes against humanity and playing Animal Crossing of all things is a very strange mental image.
edited 1st Nov '17 4:05:20 PM by SapphireBlue
Osama: Time for a nice long Naruto Ultimate Ninja 3 game with Al-Zawahiri. Man, he plays a mean Sasori.
Sign on for this After The End Fantasy RP.Was Osama a fan of Sasuke?
I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting AgencyWoman charged with burning roommate's ferret in oven.
Are you really, absolutely, totally sure that's not an euphemism?
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)He was a SasuSaku shipper.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!Berlin road rage driver 'threatens' ambulance crew saving a child
When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.Octopus Eats Aquarium Employee's Penis During Sex
Beauty queen lands dream job with sanitation department.
"Trashy but classy."
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)This man is about to launch himself in his homemade rocket to prove the Earth is flat
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!"Journey into the atmosflat"
I want a plasma diamond.