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VampireBuddha Calendar enthusiast from Ireland (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Calendar enthusiast
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#2: Oct 23rd 2011 at 8:23:25 AM

-Attacks another primate of another species and kills/eats it-

(Yes, Chimps are predators and they eat other monkeys.)

War is God.
KatanaCat Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees from the void (Spin-off Series) Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
VampireBuddha Calendar enthusiast from Ireland (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Calendar enthusiast
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#5: Oct 24th 2011 at 8:16:14 AM

To be, or not to be; that is the question.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
HBomb from A little to the left. No, my left. Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
#6: Jan 11th 2018 at 7:04:28 PM

(defecates forcefully) (joins in feasting on bonobo)

edited 11th Jan '18 7:04:57 PM by HBomb

From the cherry, to the apple, to the peach, to the plum
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#7: Jan 13th 2018 at 1:16:19 PM

forcefully bashes a rock against a rock

starts fire

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
AHI-3000 Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
#8: Jan 13th 2018 at 2:14:30 PM

We've been given keyboards to recreate the works of William Shakespeare or something like that. Instead we just type gibberish and piss and shit all over the equipment.

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goodintheworld Since: Feb, 2019
#9: Feb 24th 2019 at 10:00:41 PM

We're technically primates but we ain't chimps. More like a nature sibling.

Though if one could write I bet it would look bananas.

TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#10: Feb 24th 2019 at 10:02:33 PM

No thread necromancy, please.

Huzzah
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