The TV Tropes Vending Machine

So this is my first game ever. *points to a vending machine* This is a Vending Machine. You put something in, and something else comes out. The thing is, what comes out is determined by the next poster. Like so:

Poster 1: I put in a dollar.
Poster 2: You get a trophy that reads, "Congratulations on being our First Customer!"

What you put in and what you get can be completely random. Just have fun with it!

I'll start by putting in a voucher for a bicycle.

edited 16th Aug '11 7:58:40 PM by KarlKadaver

You get a tricycle.

-Puts in a picture of my avatar-

Output: You get a life-sized version of that character.

Input: I put in one Nekoalexa, one Karl Kadaver, and one theindefiniteone.

edited 16th Aug '11 8:01:49 PM by LiberatedLiberater

You get a Doom Dragon!!!

-puts in $100-

You get a blue, plastic piggy bank.

I put in a roll of film.

You get Silver Nitrate!

-puts in a lottery ticket-

-gets a mummy-

-puts in an eye-

You win a dollar!

I put in a dog's chew toy.

You get a Cat Toy! (For Cats).

-puts in a single tear-

You get balls.

-puts in ZA WARUDO-

-you get an empty lamp-

-put in a tongue-

You get a bacon sandwich.

-puts in my hopes and dreams-

You get a pencil and paper.

I put in an egg.

You get a phoenix!

-insert a page of the Bible-

You get an angry god.

-puts in Orichalcum

edited 16th Aug '11 9:01:49 PM by DarkConfidant

You get tube socks.

-inserts a hello kitty keychain-

You get Bernkastel. Oh, Crap!.

-insert math long test here-

You get a CD full of math lectures. In the voice of Morgan Freeman.

-insert younger sibling-

You get a one-way ticket to Nilbog.

-inserts half-eaten mac n' cheese crayon-

edited 17th Aug '11 4:16:54 AM by boyob13

You get the other half of that crayon. Also a dragon.

I put in a rapier.

You get a Russian windmill.

I put in a Frank Sinatra poster.

You get someone singing My Way. Now you'd better duck behind your anti-drunk shield!

-inserts one six-pack of beer-

PRODUCT: Several pages of anti-binge-drinking adverts.

-Puts in 200g of cocoa powder-

You get a new Bullet Hell game.

I put in a sofa.

You get fifty multi-colored throw pillows.

I put in a blank DVD.