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Shichibukai Permanently Banned from Banland Since: Oct, 2011
Permanently Banned
#76: Sep 28th 2011 at 7:00:49 PM

Jonny doesn't milk cows. They milk themselves at the sight of him.

Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
raigakuren B Villain from SHAFT land Since: Mar, 2011
B Villain
#77: Sep 28th 2011 at 7:01:39 PM

Shi can believe it's not butter.

That awkward moment where Kyoro is one of Satan's Generals.
Jimmmyman10 cannot into space from polan Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
cannot into space
#78: Sep 28th 2011 at 8:39:18 PM

Everyone just thinks that the inside of Raigakuren's head is static, because only the truly awesome can understand the picture. So far, only two people were able to do it. One won a noble prize. The other one became a God.

Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
One just might
#79: Sep 28th 2011 at 8:55:54 PM

Little known fact: Jimmmyman 10 has the heart of a selfless pacifist. It is in a jar on Jimmmyman 10's desk.

edited 28th Sep '11 8:56:17 PM by Blurring

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#80: Sep 28th 2011 at 9:40:36 PM

Blurring does not fear. Fear fears Blurring.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
raigakuren B Villain from SHAFT land Since: Mar, 2011
B Villain
#81: Sep 28th 2011 at 9:45:52 PM

Philosopher invented time and space.

That awkward moment where Kyoro is one of Satan's Generals.
Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#82: Sep 28th 2011 at 9:56:36 PM

Raigakuran beat a fish in a staring contest.

Fish don't have eyelids

Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#83: Sep 28th 2011 at 10:07:30 PM

A lesser know fact is that Balmug has a has a heartless's heart.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
KuroFox Forum lurking fox from under a rock Since: Jun, 2010
Forum lurking fox
#84: Sep 29th 2011 at 2:37:54 AM

Philospher can have all the cakes and eat them too!

Sonic hates SOPA
Jimmmyman10 cannot into space from polan Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
cannot into space
#85: Sep 29th 2011 at 2:41:11 PM

Kuro Fox Hates Raymond and Loves Chris!

Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
kylodious That explains everything from WHAAAAAAT is this place? Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
That explains everything
#86: Sep 29th 2011 at 2:44:07 PM

Jimmmyman once beat yugi moto in a duel, with a pikachu card

edited 29th Sep '11 2:44:56 PM by kylodious

Galacticamaru is an immortal nonhuman prokaryotic being!
raigakuren B Villain from SHAFT land Since: Mar, 2011
B Villain
#87: Sep 29th 2011 at 6:14:21 PM

kylodius can recite pie. ALL OF IT!

That awkward moment where Kyoro is one of Satan's Generals.
TheHeroHartmut Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds from a cave, according to my father (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Snooping as usual
Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds
#88: Sep 30th 2011 at 4:31:52 PM

raigakuren made Nature herself a mother. Their children are very well aware that he will not tolerate their shit, so, whenever a natural disaster occurs, it only takes his presence to instantly pacify them.

Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#89: Sep 30th 2011 at 4:33:49 PM

Hero once went An Hero.

...

He survived.

kylodious That explains everything from WHAAAAAAT is this place? Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
That explains everything
#90: Sep 30th 2011 at 4:51:38 PM

Hopeless gets stolen by the triforce, then he kills it for revenge.

Galacticamaru is an immortal nonhuman prokaryotic being!
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#91: Sep 30th 2011 at 4:53:10 PM

Kyle once burped.

That was the big bang.

raigakuren B Villain from SHAFT land Since: Mar, 2011
B Villain
#92: Sep 30th 2011 at 8:06:41 PM

The blood that comes out of Hopelesses nose when he sneezes. That's not his blood. It's the blood if the ninjas that he has killed.

That awkward moment where Kyoro is one of Satan's Generals.
Jimmmyman10 cannot into space from polan Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
cannot into space
#93: Sep 30th 2011 at 9:09:30 PM

While trying to type up a post describing how awesome Raigakuren, this troper suddenly went into a awesomeness induced coma. All he is able to due now is post on TV Tropes and marvel at how awesome Raigakuren is.

Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
BearyScary Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#94: Oct 1st 2011 at 3:24:55 PM

Jimmy doesn't marvel at TV Tropes. TV Tropes marvels at Jimmy.

I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency
DhanaRagnarok Disturbingly mustachioed. from France. COCO-FLIPPIN'-RICO. Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Disturbingly mustachioed.
#95: Oct 1st 2011 at 3:28:22 PM

Beary Scary died a while ago. The Grim Reaper is to scared to tell him.

Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#96: Oct 1st 2011 at 3:37:46 PM

Dhal once spat at the ground.

That puddle of saliva is know known as the Atlantic Ocean.

Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#97: Oct 1st 2011 at 7:03:19 PM

Someone once made hopeless mad. It was called WW 2.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
BearyScary Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#98: Oct 1st 2011 at 7:18:51 PM

Someone once tried to tell Philospher that Chuck Norris Facts was an outdated meme, but they spontaneously combusted due to their filthy liar lyingness.

I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency
raigakuren B Villain from SHAFT land Since: Mar, 2011
B Villain
#99: Oct 1st 2011 at 11:24:30 PM

Beary Sceary beat a bear to death. Not just any bear, A RUSSIAN BEAR!

That awkward moment where Kyoro is one of Satan's Generals.
BearyScary Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#100: Oct 1st 2011 at 11:32:25 PM

Raigakuren is so cute, s/he's the reason why The Powerpuff Girls ended. There was too much cute to top.

I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency

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