Terrible Crossover Fic Generator - Yes such a thing exists.

http://kaction.com/badfanfiction/ *

Basically it's a Crossover Fic generator that somewhat gives out either some of the most ridiculous ideas or some of the most awesome.

Stuff like this:

and other stuff you may not like. So have fun wondering what the hell I just posted!

Hellote.

On my very first click:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining In The Heat Of The Night and Army Of Darkness. The story should use a secret government plot as a plot device!

Dear God.

edited 26th Apr '11 10:36:54 AM by HonoreDB

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Penny Arcade and Captain America. The story should use the future as a plot device!

I think this was done in Penny Arcade once. Probably.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Sex and the City and Scrubs. The story should use a sex-change operation as a plot device!

This one also works surprisingly well

The one that surprised me the most involved Spongebob, FF V and a plot to reanimate Hilter.

edited 26th Apr '11 10:54:03 AM by gwonbush

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Harvey Birdman and Tarzan. The story should use tornadoes as a plot device!"

The best part if I actually could see this working as a Harvey Birdman episode.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dead Rising and ER. The story should use a zombie attack as a plot device!"

Is it just me, or does that sound like it would make sense?

Sounds hilarious.

edited 26th Apr '11 11:33:07 AM by revertedtozero

Hellote.

WIN.

ophelia, you're breaking my heart

I'm sure it's been done.

I would read that.

Am I wrong for thinking this could actually be good in the right hands?

Another plausible one.

Wut.

Wut.

FUCK YES.

Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dead Rising and Dukes of Hazzard. The story should use aliens as a plot device!"

Sounds fun.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Inuyasha. The story should use the first day of high school as a plot device!"

High School AU?

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Twilight and Green Acres. The story should use a parade as a plot device!"

Fffff-yes. You could have the Green Acres cast show up at the parade on St. Marcus day.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Murphy Brown and Superman. The story should use terrorism as a plot device!"

Probably been done before.

Not gonna lie, I want this more than I want my next breath.

Meh, it's been done.

This could work I guess maybe not really

...Yeah we're done here folks.

edited 26th Apr '11 2:32:24 PM by KingZila

I am so angry right now I could punch a horse to the ground.

OK, I swear to God that's what it came up with. Someone get on that, stat!

Seriously. Is there any way to commission fanfic authors?

edited 26th Apr '11 2:55:16 PM by Ana

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Diary of Anne Frank and Super Mario Bros.. The story should use Arbor Day as a plot device!"

My head just exploded.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Sailor Moon and Gargoyles. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!"

Knowing shippers, it's probably been done.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Scientology and Donkey Kong. The story should use a character dying two days before they were going to retire as a plot device!"

Xenu really should have left those bananas alone.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Captain N: The Game Master and 1984. The story should use a malevolent artificial intelligence as a plot device!"

That actually might be sort of awesome.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Donkey Kong and Hulk Hogan. The story should use furries as a plot device!"

Uh . . . no comment.

I have no idea how to embed a Photobucket image here. All my years of foruming are useless!◊

It might have turned out better if I'd bothered to get something besides my trackpad.

edited 26th Apr '11 5:57:06 PM by twasBrillig

...italics.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Cardcaptor Sakura and Army of Darkness. The story should use brainwashing as a plot device!"

Should I want that?

To Be Updated when I'm not Lazy

Here are mine:

1. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Army of Darkness and Kingdom Hearts. The story should use the future as a plot device!

2. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Tenchi Muyo and Left Behind. The story should use religion as a plot device!

3. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Sopranos and Fight Club. The story should use someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device!

4. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Sailor Moon and Invader Zim. The story should use puberty as a plot device!

5. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Seinfeld and Cardcaptor Sakura. The story should use evil characters becoming good as a plot device!

I can't stop laughing

edited 26th Apr '11 6:08:01 PM by DBAce9Aura

That game ain't right

I'll make 5 more!

1. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Mega Man and Aladdin. The story should use murder as a plot device!

Give. Me. Now.

2. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Parappa the Rapper and Heroes. The story should use getting sucked into the "real world" as a plot device!

Maybe...

3. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Portal and Dragonball Z. The story should use alternate dimensions as a plot device!

Apeture Science is alternate universe Capsule Corp. Easy.

4. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Captain Planet and Stargate SG 1. The story should use the apocalypse as a plot device!

YES.

5. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Jeffersons and Kirby. The story should use robbery as a plot device!

"George! That pink blob stole my necklace!"

To Be Updated when I'm not Lazy

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Terry Tate, Office Linebacker and MacGyver. The story should use a zombie attack as a plot device!"

Is it wrong that I really want to read that?

After what I got no it isn't.

To Be Updated when I'm not Lazy

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Animaniacs and Fruits Basket. The story should use the future as a plot device!"

Akito becomes Dot's "Special Friend"? DO WANT.

Too easy...

Bwuh?

This actually sound kind of hilarious.

This will not end well...

edited 26th Apr '11 7:32:17 PM by Neo_Crimson

Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!

If enough people demand it, I will write Spongebob final fantasy crossover fic.

1. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Blue's Clues and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The story should use terrorism as a plot device!

I don't know what Blues Clues is. I will look it up... eventually.

2. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Monsters Inc and Spaceballs. The story should use a tournament of some sort as a plot device!

...challenge accepted

3. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Indiana Jones and Chapelle's Show. The story should use being drafted by the NFL as a plot device!

Again, I don't know what Chapelle's Show is. So, no. What the hell is the NFL anyway? (Rhetorical question)

4. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining 1984 and Mega Tokyo. The story should use building a website as a plot device!

FUCK YES. I just wish building a website wasn't the plot device. Is it cheating if I use another preset one?

5. Concerning Twilight. I promptly smashed my computer to bits.

6. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Magnum PI and Scientology. The story should use becoming the President as a plot device!

That shit will get me assassinated! Are you high idea generator?!

7. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining My Little Pony and 4chan. The story should use Arbor Day as a plot device!

Too easy. You failed. One more because this one is too easy.

8. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Fruits Basket and Scooby Doo. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!

...Tempting... I'll get back to you.

Seems like a good idea, except most of mine had Twilight and Scientology in them, and I had to refresh at least 20 times between good ideas.

Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.

"Piramidhead and Megatron: They started as bitter rivals. But the game made them BROTHERS!"

edited 26th Apr '11 7:32:44 PM by NapoleonDeCheese

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Aladdin and Army of Darkness. The story should use evil characters becoming good as a plot device!

At first I didn't realize I needed all this stuff...

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