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shackwave Legosi from Nebula M78 Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Yes, we're lovers, and that is that
Legosi
#4326: Nov 16th 2018 at 8:26:29 AM

Adserver, i don't need money to retire comfortably because A i don't have job to retire from and B I'm to young to retire!

Edited by shackwave on Nov 16th 2018 at 4:53:42 PM

My Anime crush is Legosi
TolkienOtaku Having a good time! from Utah Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Having a good time!
J79 Since: Jan, 2015
#4328: Nov 16th 2018 at 1:43:31 PM

[up] So you got the "Sexy Card Game Battle" ad too?

TolkienOtaku Having a good time! from Utah Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Having a good time!
#4329: Nov 16th 2018 at 7:01:14 PM

[up]More like straight escort service featuring mature women. I'm a straight woman.

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Katdo fnich my beloved Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
fnich my beloved
#4330: Nov 16th 2018 at 8:42:13 PM

[up] I got three porn ads for "mature women" in a row today.

They/them or she/her
TolkienOtaku Having a good time! from Utah Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Having a good time!
#4331: Nov 21st 2018 at 6:37:53 PM

Oh thank heavens! It's just Victoria's Secret sportswear and Ram trucks now.

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CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#4332: Nov 21st 2018 at 7:55:12 PM

Look, Adserver. I know I bought some blush from Too Faced a couple of weeks ago. That doesn't mean "every single ad you'll ever get is a Too Faced ad". That shit's expensive, yo!

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Berrenta How sweet it is from Texas Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
How sweet it is
#4333: Nov 28th 2018 at 9:54:20 AM

Uh, adserver, why are you advertising an expandable stroller when I have no interest in having kids?

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TolkienOtaku Having a good time! from Utah Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Having a good time!
#4334: Nov 28th 2018 at 2:57:52 PM

I don't need the chocolate, I don't need the chocolate, I don't need the chocolate...

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Demetrios Making Unicorns Cool Again Since 2010 from Des Plaines, Illinois (unfortunately) Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
Making Unicorns Cool Again Since 2010
Berrenta How sweet it is from Texas Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
How sweet it is
#4336: Dec 23rd 2018 at 2:05:59 PM

Adbot wanted me to gift a bottle of gin this Christmas. Too bad, Adbot; nobody on my gift list drinks even a drop of alcohol.

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Lunala real eyes realise real lies. william fries from Bikini Bottom Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
real eyes realise real lies. william fries
#4337: Dec 24th 2018 at 2:52:02 AM

An ad for a Mars Bar (The Australian version.)

Glad I didn't get any of those "mature" ads mentioned before as I am asexual.

My favourite food is chocolate so I'm happy with the yummy Mars Bar.

Im on a long hiatus/quitted because im burnt out sorry
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#4338: Dec 24th 2018 at 3:05:40 PM

Hey Adserver? Can you stop giving me ads for a college I already go to and a major I am currently minoring in? Thanks.

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
astrokitty Happiness is a cup of tea from Somewhere Out There Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Happiness is a cup of tea
#4339: Dec 24th 2018 at 3:11:18 PM

Adserver, I really don't need car insurance...

Somebody once told me the world was macaroni, I took a bite out of a tree
Lunala real eyes realise real lies. william fries from Bikini Bottom Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
real eyes realise real lies. william fries
#4340: Dec 26th 2018 at 6:48:21 AM

Now it's advertising a Samsumg Galaxy Note 9, and how to avoid a heart attack.

Hmm...

Im on a long hiatus/quitted because im burnt out sorry
CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#4341: Jan 6th 2019 at 11:38:57 AM

A comic involving a Stepmom being friendly....what.

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Lunala real eyes realise real lies. william fries from Bikini Bottom Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
real eyes realise real lies. william fries
#4342: Jan 13th 2019 at 9:28:52 AM

[up] I got the "friendly stepmom" thing too. Very weird.

Now it's trying to sell me phone data and a project tool thing

Im on a long hiatus/quitted because im burnt out sorry
Berrenta How sweet it is from Texas Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
How sweet it is
#4343: Jan 17th 2019 at 9:33:10 AM

Adbot, I'm not joining NRA.

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CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
astrokitty Happiness is a cup of tea from Somewhere Out There Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Happiness is a cup of tea
#4345: Jan 25th 2019 at 6:43:08 AM

Adserver, I literally just got a haircut. I don't even like Supercuts!

Somebody once told me the world was macaroni, I took a bite out of a tree
TolkienOtaku Having a good time! from Utah Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Having a good time!
#4346: Jan 25th 2019 at 8:50:16 PM

Creative cloud from Adobe and Purple mattresses. k

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astrokitty Happiness is a cup of tea from Somewhere Out There Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Happiness is a cup of tea
#4347: Feb 2nd 2019 at 11:14:33 AM

Adserver, are you...giving me ads for Tv Tropes?

Edited by astrokitty on Feb 2nd 2019 at 2:15:11 PM

Somebody once told me the world was macaroni, I took a bite out of a tree
Teemo SPACE Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Married to the job
SPACE
#4348: Feb 2nd 2019 at 8:49:02 PM

[up]I've been getting them too. How long until Adserver gets the launch codes?

casioonaplasticbeach Since: May, 2017
#4349: Feb 14th 2019 at 6:37:08 AM

Bedspring and mattress ads on Valentines Day.

Clever, Adserver.

Clever.

ReikoKazama Outspoken Cleric from Tasmania, Australia Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Outspoken Cleric
#4350: Mar 27th 2019 at 1:25:24 AM

Adserver, I don't have Stan. Why are you showing me an ad for a series that's only on Stan?

FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade

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