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SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#554126: Apr 7th 2019 at 7:47:44 PM

Reversal Mountain

Isbrand: "GODSDAMNIT I HATE BEING RIGHT"

-She ducks behind a hard light shield while her doppelganger raises her trash can shield.-

Rabbidbrand: <Bwah!>

-She arms an incinedary grenade and tosses it at a group of Valkyries.-

-Shade gets sent flying and literally disappears.-

-Isbrand's drone takes potshots while Isbrand looks for an opening.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
arishipshape Since: Mar, 2019
#554127: Apr 7th 2019 at 8:32:09 PM

Melemele sea

Armando: <Ok, so I don't damn you, but we have no idea what other consequences there are! Who knows what other curses I've already brought upon my comrades! And what if I accidentally get excited and damn you anyways? Also, whoop de do we have a water type. I'm so thrilled.>

Silversmith: "Uhh, are you ok Shadow? Perhaps we should go..."

Armando: <Yes. I'm tired of all this water. Me and Ophidia can finish at the hotel.>

Silversmith: "Alright."

Cortez, in the water: <I'll follow behind. Far behind.>

Silversmith: "Get it together, she thought you were a bruxish. Remember? Face your fears?"

Cortez: <Well, yea...>

Cortez climbed out of the water and warily looked at Aqua. She hadn't taken notice.

Aqua: <Hey, Jackson, uhh, this might sound kinda weird, but... Can I ride on your shoulder?>

Silversmith: "Lemme check my pecha berry stock. *digs in bag* Nope, I'm down to two. Why would you want to do that?"

Aqua: <It's just... I always see the wingulls, flying up in the sky, and... I always wondered what it was like to look down at the ground...>

Armando: <Don't do it!>

Cortez: <Do it!>

Silver Bullet: <Why don't you just ride on me?>

Aqua: <I don't want to sound ungrateful, but your not very tall...>

Silver Bullet: <That's fair.>

Silversmith: "...eeeehhhhh..."

Aqua: <Please?>

Silversmith: "... Shadow, drag me back to the hotel if this doesn't work."

Silversmith quite carefully maneuvered the mareanie by her main body, taking great pains to avoid the ominous spikes protruding from her...everything.

Aqua, now on shoulder: <Wow, this is cool! Thanks!>

Silversmith shuddered at the poisonous death perched on his shoulder. Aqua, ecstatic at her new elevation, considered nuzzling Silversmith, but his expression headed off any thoughts of that.

Silversmith: "Alright. Lets go back to the hotel. At 2 miles per hour tops, please."

Cortez lagged behind.

Edited by arishipshape on Apr 7th 2019 at 11:40:36 AM

darknessdawn Zoroark In Disguise from Who Cares? Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: I've got a total eclipse of the heart
Zoroark In Disguise
#554128: Apr 7th 2019 at 8:52:13 PM

Melemele Sea

Shadow: HOLD ON I GOT SOMETHING! -pulls out a Finneon- What? YES, FINALLY-

Vinesss reach out and grab the Finneon before dropping it in Ophidia'sss mouth. The Sssnivy'sss head was tipped way back asss she ssslowly ssswallowed it. She finishesss and hiccupsss.

Ophidia: <Ahhh, much better. I was ssstarving!>

Shadow: You... But... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ophidia: <Okay, I'm ready to head back!>

Shadow: I f***ing give up! Let's just go back.

They head back to the hotel.

Haina Hotel

Shadow: All right Maverick. Let's head to Mt Lanakila.

Maverick: <Ugh... What year is it?>

Ophidia: <Mmm... I'm jussst going to relax right...> -looksss around and picksss a sssunny spot, usssing a vine to put a pillow there- <HERE! Mmmmm...> -relaxesss completely, resssembling a rotund noodle- <I have to agree with Missschief... Thisss feelsss niccce... I'm a little drowsdsy... Sssunlight and a full ssdtomach combine to create a drowsssinessssss that makesss it hard to move...>

Shadow: See you later Ophidia. -mumbling- MISCHIEF never stole a fish I just caught... What will go wrong next...

Heheheh
arishipshape Since: Mar, 2019
#554129: Apr 7th 2019 at 9:19:58 PM

Hotel adjacent to Haina desert

Armando: <Yea. Sleep. Full stomach. Sounds real fun. You mortals have it great. Were you planning on being conscious enough to discuss the dilemma at hand?>

Gazing upon Ophidia's present state of drowsiness made even Armando feel content. He settled for setting himself down near her pillow. Still not used to positive emotions, he then awkwardly floated back to his usual height, and, like a cat, pretended that didn't happen. Cortez stealthily snuck in behind the crowd, and then slammed the door shut. Aqua instantly noticed, and a haze came over her expression as before. She decided now was the time for action and leapt at Cortez's tail as best she could, scaring the crap out of Silversmith.

Cortez: <AH! I told you! Get it off get it off get it>

Silversmith withdrew Aqua and sighed once more. He was getting used to sighing. His nerves were strained by being around so many people in the hotel, and the mareanie that had just utilized his shoulder as a diving board.

Silversmith: "What's up with her? She was perfectly nice back at the beech, if a tad... close. I swear, she tried to nuzzle her tentacles on my face at one—"

Cortez: <She's crazy! Keep that thing away from me!>

Silversmith: "Please calm down, you'll get your spores everywhere again. So, Shadow, I see Maverick's up and about? Will he be coming with us to Lanakila?"

Armando: <I think I'll stay behind again.>

Cortez: <So you two love birds can—>

Armando: <Shut up. You couldn't possibly understand the depths to which—>

Silversmith: "Break it up, we're here to have fun. *looks around room*Can we leave soon?"

Edited by arishipshape on Apr 7th 2019 at 12:23:17 PM

darknessdawn Zoroark In Disguise from Who Cares? Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: I've got a total eclipse of the heart
Zoroark In Disguise
#554130: Apr 7th 2019 at 9:42:17 PM

Haina Hotel

Ophidia was draped like a wet noodle, but wasss very much awake.

Ophidia: <Oh, I'm consssciousss enough for some intellectual discourssse. In fact, I can't do much elssse right now. I really don't feel like moving right now.>

The Sssnivy looksss at Armando with a confident grin and half-lidded eyesss, although underneath the calm exssterior typical of Sssnivy her heart wasss racccing.

Shadow actually picked Maverick up and started walking out the door, in response to Silversmith's query.

Maverick: <Wait hey what's up with you what's the rush why're you carrying me I can walk on my own.>

Heheheh
arishipshape Since: Mar, 2019
#554131: Apr 7th 2019 at 10:17:39 PM

Hotel adjacent to Haina desert

Silversmith: "Thank you. *has idea* Hey Maverick? Can you predict were-monism? Is that a calamity large scale enough for you absols?"

Mt Lanakila

The party arrived.

Cortez: <Th-th-that's cold...>

Silversmith: "Note to self. Grass types can't handle weather well."

Silversmith withdrew cortez, and noticed the extra pokeball containing Aqua. He shrugged and deployed it.

Aqua: <One more... Oh. Hee hee... Hi... Where are we?>

Silversmith: "The great Mount Lanakila! But I've got a more important question. Why do you keep trying to eat Cortez?"

Aqua almost blushed, but it was hard to tell behind the tentacles.

Aqua: <I'm... I wouldn't do that! It's those fruit! On his tail! They're manna from heaven! How do you resist?>

Silversmith: "...They're disgusting."

Aqua's eyes widened.

Aqua: <...Really? ...I guess different people like different things... Can I get on your shoulder again?>

Silversmith: "...Don't try to poison me."

Aqua: <Why would I do that? That doesn't sound very nice.>

Hotel adjacent to Haina desert

Armando: <Guess it's just me and you. So, you legitimately have no issues with me sucking the minimum life force I can from you?>

darknessdawn Zoroark In Disguise from Who Cares? Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: I've got a total eclipse of the heart
Zoroark In Disguise
#554132: Apr 7th 2019 at 10:38:06 PM

Haina Hotel

Maverick: <I'm afraid it only works by detecting minute changes in the climate with my horn. Humans... Aren't climates.>

Mt Lanakila

Shadow was still muttering irritably. Maverick was completely comfortable, his thick fur insulating him perfectly.

Maverick: -takes a deep breath in- <Oh, I love the crisp scent and feel of cool mountain air! It's so refreshing!>

Shadow: It's freaking freezing out here! I should've brought a coat! Or a Fire type. I can't get fired up when I'm getting cold feet!

Maverick: <Oh Arceus. Not this again.>

Haina Hotel

Ophidia: <No. Honessstly, I don't noticcce. Are you actually draining me, or are you asssking preemptively?> -hissssssesss asss she gazesss at Armando, taking in the sssame ssscent as before- <Waxss and fire. That'sss your ssscent. Missschief sssmellsss like fur and food. Maverick only sssmellsss like a typical Absssol, to my knowledge. Cortez sssmellsss like a mushroom, asss can be expected. The Muk... Well...> -wrinklesss her nossse- <I wish I could FORGET what Muk smell like.>

She intentionally left out Shield asss a ssslight against the narcccissssssissstic psssychopath.

Edited by darknessdawn on Apr 7th 2019 at 10:41:50 AM

Heheheh
Routeferret amazing glazing Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
amazing glazing
#554133: Apr 8th 2019 at 5:27:35 AM

Casino, Dreamy Jubilife City

A portal appeared above Milagros.

Milagros' Mother: WAIT, I DIDN'T EXPLAIN YE- [bzzt]

The whole casino buzzed with static.

Milagros' Mother: YOU NEED TO FIND THE PHANTOM THIE- [bzzzzzt] -VES!

An arm would extend from the portal and pulled Milagros in as everything and everyone in the casino (sans Milagros' mother) gradually dissolved into static.

Milagros' Mother: FIND THEM! THOSE J-TEAMERS ARE SO CLOSE!

Jubilife City

Milagros would wake up next to Blitz.

Milagros: Ugh... What happened there?

Blitz: <You got mugged. Don't worry, I got everything back for you.>

He would get up and brushed his knees.

Milagros: Well, I guess I need to do what mother told me? What did she mean by "them"?

Baby Cat and Blitz: <Hmm?>

Milagros: I had another confusing dream.

He sighed.

Milagros: Okay, here's how the past few days went. I nearly ran someone over, followed some people into a tree which leads to a magical clothing store, turned into a Pancham then an Anorith, fought Team Skull grunts, got shouted at by an entitled parent and found out my entire family is dead. Now I have to find people I don't know the names of. The only clues I have is that they're members of the J-Team and they're in Jubilife right now.

He paused, and had a realisation.

Milagros: What if they were the people from that dream in Ersatz?

He ended up smiling.

Milagros: Shouldn't be too hard.

Edited by Routeferret on Apr 10th 2019 at 5:18:01 PM

i think i’m in love (probably just hungry)
AnimeboyIanpower Empathic Kid Hero-in-training from Queen Mary's Castle Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
#554134: Apr 8th 2019 at 5:32:10 AM

Vermilion Gym, VS Lt. Surge

Lt. Surge: That was an impressive counter, kid!

Me: Thank you, sir- ah... Surge...

Lt. Surge: Think nothing of it! Now, let's see you try and beat my Electivire without a single Electric Attack!

Me: -thinks to self- I can do this... I fought in total darkness against Necrozma, I'll be fine... ...but I wasn't alone in that fight... I was fighting alongside the J-Team... Now I have to fight with a restriction... alone..

Me: -out loud- Piku-chan! Use Flash!

-Piku-chan rubs his cheeks quickly, generating a spark which then bursts into a bright light-

Electivire: <AH! I CAN'T SEE!>

Lt. Surge: ELECTIVIRE! ATTEN~TION!!!!

-Electivire stands at attention-

Lt. Surge: NOW, I WANT YOU TO FEEL AROUND FOR THAT PIKACHU AND USE YOUR BRICK BREAK ON THEM!!!

Electivire: <SIR YES SIR!!!>

-Electivire stumbles around looking for Piku-chan-

Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
arishipshape Since: Mar, 2019
#554135: Apr 8th 2019 at 6:20:15 AM

Hotel adjacent to Haina desert, pre Lanakila trip

Silversmith: "Darn. ...I just thought of a great Yo mama joke."

Mount Lanakila

Silversmith: "...Can we walk slower?"

Aqua: <No, let's go faster! ...If you want to...>

Silversmith began shivering.

Silversmith: "Please be careful."

Aqua: <I am. ...Can I sit on your head?>

Silversmith: "No! ...I wonder if a chandelure would be able to keep me warm without murdering me. *shiver*"

Hotel adjacent to Haina desert, post Lanakila trip

Armando: <Yea. Smelling things. You mortals have it nice. And yes, I'm asking preemptively. I've been restraining myself as much as I damn well can, but nobody else is around, and...>

darknessdawn Zoroark In Disguise from Who Cares? Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: I've got a total eclipse of the heart
Zoroark In Disguise
#554136: Apr 8th 2019 at 6:52:09 AM

Mt Lanakila

Suddenly...

A wild Vulpix appeared!

The Vulpix eyes Maverick. Maverick suddenly has hearts floating around his head.

Maverick: <Whoa... Is that an Alolan Vulpix? ... So much soft fluff... So perfect...>

Maverick is Infatuated!

Shadow: Oh, boy. Here We Go Again!! -sends out Scout-

Scout: <RAAWWWW- BRRRRRR IT'S COLD HERE!>

Shadow: Scout, use Air Cutter!

Scout used Air Cutter!
The wild Vulpix used Imprison!
But it failed!

Vulpix: <Oopsie. I made a little mistake.>

Maverick: <Still perfect enough for me.>

Shadow readied a Love Ball, from his brief trip to Johto.

Haina Hotel

Ophidia adjusts herself, hissing. She boops Armando with her snoot.

Ophidia: <I'm okay with it. My body can handle it. I'm probably more powerful than you anyway.> -blush- <No offenssse.>

Ophidia was now very close. She had almost left her pillow to reach, and propped herself up with vines.

Heheheh
arishipshape Since: Mar, 2019
#554137: Apr 8th 2019 at 7:36:12 AM

Lanakila Mountain

Aqua: <Hi! What's your name?>

Silversmith: "I'm not sure the vulpix has a name yet."

Aqua waved a tentacle at the vulpix and nearly smacked Silversmith in the face. He wanted to recoil, but knew that any sudden motion would have unfortunate consequences.

Hotel most nearly approximated as adjacent to the cruel, harsh Hiana desert

Armando was stunned. He expected misgivings, backing away, dissolution of all ties to Ophidia. And yet here she was, drawing nearer!

Armando: <...None taken. Just... let me know if anything goes horribly wrong.>

He very carefully took a long needed swig of life energy, while gazing deep into Ophidia's eyes.

darknessdawn Zoroark In Disguise from Who Cares? Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: I've got a total eclipse of the heart
Zoroark In Disguise
#554138: Apr 8th 2019 at 8:09:40 AM

Mt Lanakila

Shadow threw the Love Ball.

Wiggle...
Wiggle...
Wiggle...
Click!

Shadow: ... I'll be honest. I didn't expect her to give in so easy. -brings out the Vulpix-

The Vulpix: <To answer your question: my name's Snowy. To match my beauty. Because what's more beautiful than fresh-driven snow, untarnished by mud and other icky things?>

Maverick: <You are.>

Snowy: <O-oh!> -blushes through her fur- <Y-you're so sweet! What's your name, sweetie?>

Maverick: <I'm the ultra-lucky Maverick! Lucky, that is, to meet you.>

Shadow: Maverick, it's nice that you f-found a girlfriend, b-but we're f-freezing! Can w-we go back?

Maverick and Snowy: <Oh, you're a real moment killer.>

Haina Hotel

Ophidia didn't seem bothered, although she relaxed more. Somehow, it felt good to donate a piece of her life force to Armando.

Ophidia: <Mmph. Feel free to do ssso again sssometime. Jussst don't go too crazy.>

The Snivy suddenly planted a kiss on Armando, before coughing at the taste.

Ophidia: <Ugh! You tassste like waxss!>

The obvious nature of this statement dawned on her.

Ophidia: <... I don't know what I exsspected... Not the bessst plan I've ever had. No offenssse.>

Heheheh
AnimeboyIanpower Empathic Kid Hero-in-training from Queen Mary's Castle Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
#554139: Apr 8th 2019 at 8:35:03 AM

Vermilion Gym, VS Lt. Surge

-Electivire places his hand on something fluffy, thinking it's Piku-chan-

Electivire: <I've found him!>

-Electivire salutes with his right arm, which starts to glow a bright white-

Lt. Surge: -suddenly realizes what Electivire is facing- Electivire, wait! Hold yer fire, Hold yer fire, Hold yer fire, Hold yer fire...

-Electivire brings his arm down on Lt. Surge's head-

Me: Lt. Surge! Are you okay?

Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
arishipshape Since: Mar, 2019
#554140: Apr 8th 2019 at 8:50:29 AM

Lanakila mountain

Aqua: <Hi Snowy! Awww, a new couple in love! How beautiful. I always liked love.>

Silversmith: "Maverick is easily swayed. Take it with a grain of salt."

Aqua: <Why would I need to? I'm a poison type. Besides Maverick sounds like he's in love to me. Love, true love... *sigh*>

Silversmith: "I doubt it. *shiver* Shadow, you're right, let's get going."

In his haste to depart, Silversmith tripped, giving him a minor heart attack. Luckily for him, the mareanie on his shoulder barely avoided poisoning him and fell into the snow beside him.

Silversmith: "Crap, thats cold! What the hell did I trip on? First I get roasted, then I freeze..."

Aqua: <I-i-it's ok... Y-y-you tripped on that rock...>

Silversmith withdrew the shivering Aqua and examined the rock.

Silversmith: "Crap, this rock's colder than the snow! ...It's an ice stone! Here you go, Shadow, I don't need it. Lets get out of here!"

Hotel adjacent to the most cruel and noble of deserts, Haina

Armando fluttered and shook at being filled, and shortly after kissed. He had no idea what to do with these new emotions. Just... be happy? Happiness and fullness were alien to him.

Armando: <Thanks... No offense taken...>

He was speechless. He didn't know how to react. He wasn't starving, he was blushing, the world was upside down, everything was crazy. He decided he would simply enjoy it.

Armando: <Ophidia, have I ever complimented you on your intellect? It's refined. Far more so than any of my comrades. And the gracefulness with which you... anything. ...Are you sure you're not attracting me?>

darknessdawn Zoroark In Disguise from Who Cares? Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: I've got a total eclipse of the heart
Zoroark In Disguise
#554141: Apr 8th 2019 at 9:11:49 AM

Mt Lanakila

Shadow stashed the Ice Stone in his bag (on top of Mischief, who wasn't bothered by the cold any more than Maverick), recalled his Pokemon, and started moving quickly down the mountain.

Haina Hotel

Ophidia blushed at the compliment.

Ophidia: <No, you haven't. And no, I'm not.>

True love. Not quite at first sight, but... And Armando seemed truly happy. For the first time.

Heheheh
AnimeboyIanpower Empathic Kid Hero-in-training from Queen Mary's Castle Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
#554142: Apr 8th 2019 at 9:19:58 AM

Vermilion Gym, VS Lt. Surge

-It seems Raru's song stopped and he slowly descends to Earth-

Lt. Surge: GA HA HA HA! Never better! It's a good thing I have a hard head!

Me: -I laugh- Alright, Piku-chan! Use Iron Tail!

-Piku-chan jumps into the air, his tail glowing a bright silver and he bring his tail down on Electivire's head-

-SMAAAASH!!-

Lt. Surge: ELECTIVIRE!!!

-Electivire collapses, dizzily-

-ELECTIVIRE FAINTED-

Lt. Surge: I guess Electivire took quite a hit, after being shaken by the meeting of Brick Break to Mega Punch...

-Lt. Surge calls back his Electivire-

Me: Way to go, Piku-chan!

Piku-chan: <Thanks, Ian!>

Lt. Surge: Awright! Here we go!

AMPHAROS! TEN-HUT!!!

-Lt. Surge throws a Poké Ball, which opens and out comes an Ampharos-

Me: Who's that Pokémon?

-I check my Pokédex-

Pokédex: Ampharos, the Light Pokémon, and the Evolved form of Flaaffy. An Electric Type. The tip of its tail shines so brightly that in days gone by, people used it to send signals to each other with the light. Ampharos is one of many Pokémon capable of Mega-Evolution.

Me: Mega-Evolution? What's that...?

Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
arishipshape Since: Mar, 2019
#554143: Apr 8th 2019 at 9:27:57 AM

Hotel adjacent to the legendary Haina desert

Armando: <...I could get used to this.>

Silversmith, Shadow, and company re-entered the room. Cortez, upon seeing Armando without a frustrated look on his face, was puzzled.

Cortez: <Who are you and what have you done with Arman— Oooh! I forgot! You're in—>

Armando: <Please. Just, don't.>

Cortez could tell he was serious and hopped away. Aqua, healed at this point, also took notice.

Aqua: <Even more love going round, Armando? Today is a great day!>

Armando: <More?>

Aqua: <Yes! Armando, Ophidia, meet Snowy! Maverick's new...friend!>

Silversmith sat down and put his cold hands over Armando. Armando looked from Ophidia to Snowy, and reasoned that a tussle was inevitable. A pokemon Maverick liked was one thing. They were common enough. But one that Shadow caught? Oh boy.

darknessdawn Zoroark In Disguise from Who Cares? Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: I've got a total eclipse of the heart
Zoroark In Disguise
#554144: Apr 8th 2019 at 9:47:40 AM

Haina Hotel

Ophidia and Snowy looked at each other. Ophidia blinked. 'Love? As in... Oh. Oh no.' Her expression became a glare, while Snowy remained oblivious to the issue as she snuggled Maverick.

Ophidia: <You... But... I had him... As...>

Maverick: <As your Infatuated slave, I know, they told me. But now I've got someone who's not just manipulating me.>

Snowy: <You used Attract, didn't you! You trickster!>

Ophidia became huffy.

Ophidia: <I didn't need his help anymore anyway! I found someone special too!>

Snowy: <But there's still a price for what you did!>

The fight continues verbally for several minutes, each insult worse than the last. After a particularly nasty remark Snowy made, calling Ophidia a treacherous snake, the Snivy lunged and bit down, the Vulpix responding in kind. The two proceeded to start beating each other into pulp. Everyone else backed up.

Shadow: HOLY... CHICK FIGHT!!!

Maverick: <It's like a train wreck! I want to look away or stop it, but I can't!>

The insults ended as the two used every move at their disposal. Then a stray Ice Beam hit Maverick, and both stopped.

Snowy: <OH ARCEUS! SWEETIE ARE YOU OKAY?>

Both were thoroughly mussed up, and after Shadow used an Ice Heal on Maverick, the two started fussing over the mess they made of themselves, slinging potshots as they groomed and Ophidia cleaned up the room.

Snowy: <I'm all dirty and it's your fault!>

Ophidia: <Have you seen the room?! I've never been able to relax in a Tepigsty!>

While the worst was over, it was clear the two would never get along. They were either too different or too similar.

Heheheh
arishipshape Since: Mar, 2019
#554145: Apr 8th 2019 at 10:08:31 AM

The lodgings near a brutally nasty Alolan desert. Haina by name, the wasteland engulfs travelers that would...

Silversmith: "Well, they aren't my mons."

Armando was crushed. He had had happiness for all of ten seconds. And then...

Armando: <I knew it. It was meaningless after all. A single way-fairing vulpix garners the love of Maverick, a couple that should be completely irrelevant to our own, and you dash off. Can not I serve you as well, or better than Maverick? I am cursed to suffer...>

Armando left through the walls once more. Before the fight began, Aqua had attempted to intervene, but her small voice went unnoticed due to the insults thrown about. Cortez sat down to enjoy the show, unfortunately attracting Aqua's attention. Her usually fully open eyes closed to about halveway, and she forgot all about the duel between Ophidia and Snowy.

Aqua: <One more...>

She jumped on Cortez's tail.

Cortez: <AAH GET IT OFF>

This time, he held his tail in front of his face and punched Aqua, launching her off.

Aqua: <Ow! Can I please please please have it? It's so good!>

Cortez: <No! Stay away from me!>

Aqua chased Cortez around the room.

darknessdawn Zoroark In Disguise from Who Cares? Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: I've got a total eclipse of the heart
Zoroark In Disguise
#554146: Apr 8th 2019 at 10:52:07 AM

Haina Hotel

Ophidia finished cleaning up and opened a window (coincidentally near Armando) and draped herself over the edge. Her tail and expression drooped.

Ophidia: <Wonderful. Fantassstic. Amazing. What the HELL ssset me off ssso bad?! Armando wasss right, Maverick wasssn't my concccern, and neither wasss his girlfriend... What wasss her name? Frosssty? No, that wasssn't it. Why did sssuch a petty thing make me lossse my temper? Now I'm exhausssted, stressssssed, and worssse, Armando disssappeared. Again. I just hope he'sss okay. No, I wish I could undo the lassst few minutesss. Thingsss were fine! No, better than fine! I wasss truly comfortable in my own sssnakessskin, and now I can't find the perssson who helped me feel that way... Maybe... Maybe he wasss right after all... Maybe it really wasssn't meant to be...>

Maverick looked upset about this. Ophidia hadn't always looked happy, but she'd never looked so sad. He gave Snowy a look.

Maverick: <Did you have to push the issue? Did you have to taunt her? You're as responsible for this as she is!>

Snowy: <Her losing her boyfriend isn't MY problem.>

Maverick: <Now you're just being cold! ... Erk. No pun intended. Listen, can't you help find Armando? I just can't stand seeing someone normally so confident looking like they just lost the only thing that truly mattered to them!>

The Vulpix reluctantly agreed. The two attempted to get Ophidia to move. The Snivy just didn't respond. She was lost in thought. When she finally started moving, it wasn't to look. She slowly got back off the windowsill and ignored everything else. She approached her Pokeball and pressed the button, sending herself back inside.

Shadow's expression was utter horror. Nothing was sadder than watching a Pokemon recall themselves to their Pokeball.

Snowy: <Oh my Arceus. Did she just..?!>

Maverick: <She did.>

Heheheh
PhilosopherStones Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm from The North (lots of planets have them) Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
#554147: Apr 8th 2019 at 3:34:52 PM

Reversal Mountain

Des and Debbid both combat roll in different directions out of the hammer's reach. The start taking potshots at the big mecha.

"Bang!"

<Bwahng!>

"Bang! Pull by devil trigger!"

GIVE ME YOUR FACE
arishipshape Since: Mar, 2019
#554148: Apr 8th 2019 at 4:24:50 PM

Haina Hotel

Silversmith: "Wait, I think I know where he—"

He was to late. Ophidia was in her pokeball.

Silversmith: "...Arceus...This is getting ridiculous. Shadow, let me get this straight. Maverick loved Ophidia, but also loves Snowy. Ophidia, who didn't love Maverick, is angry because Snowy loves Maverick. Armando, a candle, loves Ophidia, and is now angry that Ophidia, who didn't love Maverick, fought for Maverick. And Ophidia is depressed because Armando is gone, even though she was just fighting for Maverick."

Cortez, chased by Aqua: <AAAAHHH>

Silversmith: "*sigh* Yup. If I've got it right, I'll go get Armando. Again."

Silversmith left the hotel.

Outside the Hotel

Silversmith found Armando once more.

Silversmith: "Now what made you leave?"

Armando: <I thought I'd found happiness! A full metaphorical belly, intelligent company, perhaps even love! LOVE! The epitome of happiness, or so I'm told! But I'll NEVER know now, will I? It was all a facade! Fake! It meant nothing! And now that's what I have!>

Silversmith: "...You were wrong last time."

Armando: <SO?>

Silversmith: "Perhaps you need to calm down, relax, come back and—"

Armando: <No! I don't want to see that snake again!>

Silversmith: "First off: I don't believe you. Second, she's not there anymore. You can come back up."

Armando: <...>

Back in the Hotel

Silversmith and Armando re-entered in silence.

Cortez: <Help! She poisoned me!>

Aqua: <It was an accident! I didn't want to hurt him! I just wanted... the fruit!>

Silversmith facepalmed.

Silversmith: "Wow, Shadow, I sure was wrong about fishing solving the problems, eh?"

BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#554149: Apr 8th 2019 at 5:20:59 PM

Reversal Mountain

Vierr: All right, once again, what the fuck???

Vierrabbid: <Bwah.>

-Out of hammerspace, Vierrabbid pulls out a fully functional energy sniper rifle, and kicks back to take aim.-

Vierr: WHAT???

Vierrabbid: -gruffly bwahs-

Vierr: WHAT THE ROYAL FUCK

-Vierrabbid pulls the trigger, and a shot with a ghostly blue flame goes barreling toward the mech.-

Lycanrow Library

Rogue: Right, okay. Hopefully my backup team member back in town can help handle things out there.

Eddisburg

-Huh. Are Alolan Vulpix usually around this area?-

The Prost

-Rose and Corrin do their part to help carry the Treasure.-

Rose: So, uh. How far to the exit?

darknessdawn Zoroark In Disguise from Who Cares? Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: I've got a total eclipse of the heart
Zoroark In Disguise
#554150: Apr 8th 2019 at 5:38:11 PM

Haina Hotel

Shadow shook his head.

Shadow: I guess not. And right now, you could cut the tension in here with a knife. -thinks- How about a battle? It'll help you get stronger, and give us a better knowledge of each other, along with helping us relax a little. Perhaps a three-on-three battle?

He recalls Mischief, Maverick, and Snowy before retrieving Ophidia's Pokeball. He mentally debates which to use before picking three of them and facing Silversmith, awaiting the answer.

Heheheh

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