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MasterJayAM Since: Mar, 2011
#544476: Sep 13th 2018 at 9:07:56 AM

Angelan State Capitol, Portokali City

Senator Armitage looks at his daily schedule and the clutter at his office. His daughter, working as an intern, has taken the liberty of arranging a few of his pressing to-dos in a chart. Among the chores of his daily routine of legislative reviews include a few pending requests for battles, a duty he's taken as part of the region's Elite Six. One was scheduled several days away, giving him plenty of time to free up.

Another pending task is yet another meeting with the Senate Subcommittee on Corporate Noninterference, which is expected to convene for the first time in five years. Beside it was a note his daughter left behind, "Call Tagg." Noticeably, it doesn't have the familiar heart encircling the name.

"Kaylie finally moved on." He told himself.

A little over ten years ago, he and a few other like-minded senators formed the committee on a hunch that Angela's largest company at the time had violated and gotten away with breaking several laws. The break they needed to indict the company—made possible by what the media dubbed as a "high school science club"—was a shocking swerve for the entire region taken aback by the gravity of the Pokefutures' crimes and the extent of its reach. Within days, they gave the remains of the once-expansive company to a group of teens, leaving him, those kids, and a few whistleblower scientists from the company as handlers during the period of transition that would last up to a decade.

The ten years have passed. The time for once again open negotiations with PEFE will soon arrive. And at the worst possible moment.

To: Richard
From: Senator Armitage
Subject: Conclusion of the PEFE Contract

Good Day, Richard

It has been quite some time since our last discussion. I have watched the livestream of the recent Kalos incident and hope only the best for you and your team's safety. There is little I can do without the approval of the Ambassador to Kalos, but rest assured we are on high alert for any activity by Team Mobius. I'll let Ms. Clavis know personally if we capture her renegade husband; I know a good divorce attorney.

I understand that this comes an awkward time for PEFE, but it is approaching the close of the organization's contract with the Angelan government. The other constituents of senate (and without a doubt, their corporate backers) are jostling for the potential to take control over the former Pokefutures assets. Battle Company's new EVP has made her displeasure of PEFE's control of the assets quite clear. I would like to hear the offer you and your team would bring to the negotiating table for the continued stewardship of the assets. The subcommittee and I can only hold them off for so long; however, the emergency that emerged since the Rift Crisis began should be able to buy you some more time.

I hope this letter reaches you in good health. And a little pidgey told me that you're having lady troubles. Didn't think I'd live to see the day this happened. The missus and I have a lot of advice on that front.

From the Desk of State Senator Kyle Armitage
Region of Angela

Edited by MasterJayAM on Sep 13th 2018 at 4:01:44 PM

Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#544477: Sep 13th 2018 at 12:25:31 PM

Lumiose Pokemon Center

-After having spent the last few days on cloud nine, Shun is now back in business mode, pouring over the floorplan of the National History Museum of Kalos once more.-

Shun: Hmmm...

-He thinks for a moment, then pulls out his phone. A few moments pass before a deep, electronically-disguised voice answers.-

Avenger v2: Yes?

Shun: This is Detective Shun Hontou. Several months ago you told me that if I ever needed assistance, I could contact you and your colleagues at this number.

-He smiles.-

Shun: I'm calling in that favour.

PEFE HQ, Training Module

-Lissa has retreated to the simulation arena, but despite having been moping around for more than an hour, has yet to actually use it. She's simply staring at the Great Ball in her hands while her Sneasel swats at the florescent ceiling lights.-

Lissa: ...Cait.

-The Sneasel looks over at her trainer in confusion.-

Sneasel: <Huh?>

Lissa: I think I'm gonna call you Cait. Least for now.

Sneasel Cait: <Fine. Call me whatever you like, as long as it's not late for dinner.>

-She returns to swatting at the lights while Lissa returns to moping.-

Lumiose City, Restaurant Le Nah

-A certain purple person is lounging at one of the tables, seemingly rather underdressed compared to all the other patrons and occasionally kicking at a duffel bag by her feet.-

To: K❤️i
From: Kahlia

hey cutie~

i've got a table for two at the restaurant le nah

you're not gonna leave a girl all on her own are you? (^・x・^)

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#544478: Sep 13th 2018 at 12:57:51 PM

Kai's Apartment

-Kai checks their phone.-

Kai: ...Fuck. Okay. Guys, I've gotta... go meet someone. Holly, can you get me there?

Holly: <...Here we go, I guess.>

-And thus they're ported...-

Restaurant Le Nah

-To just outside here. Kai heads in, finds Kahlia's table, and sits down, doing their best to not look anxious.-

Kai: Hey. I'm not too late getting here, am I? You know how teleport traffic can be.

(Aaaaaaaaaa.)

Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#544479: Sep 13th 2018 at 1:02:42 PM

Lumiose City, Restaurant Le Nah

-Kahlia looks up at Kai as they walk in and grins widely.-

Kahlia: Oh no, not at all~ I was just about to order drinks, actually. Dinner's on me, of course. It's the least I can do after you agreed to help on such short notice~

-She pushes the duffel bag forward until it rests at Kai's feet.-

Kahlia: Speaking of which, this is for you.

Elsewhere in Lumiose

-Whoever is currently in possession of Ever's phone may feel it rumble with a notification.-

To: I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee)
From: Lucius

hey quick question re. fae bullshit

i'm back in kalos and don't wanna embarrass myself at any of the fancy restaurants i might theoretically go to

so: silver cutlery, yay or nay

Edited by Herbert40k on Sep 13th 2018 at 9:04:09 AM

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#544480: Sep 13th 2018 at 1:11:08 PM

Restaurant Le Nah

Kai: That's very generous of you, thank you.

-Kai smiles, and tilts their head at the duffel bag-

Kai: What might this be, if I may be so daring as to ask? I do know how you like your surprises.

AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#544481: Sep 13th 2018 at 1:16:46 PM

PEFE HQ

A backpack with tinier zippers than expected rested on a hook somewhere, said zipper remaining slightly open, allowing anyone to listen in on the activity.

Within the backpack’s interior, a Blaziken and a Weavile were speaking between themselves, the Weavile slightly panicked.

<Roy, tell me,> she started. <have I gone soft?>

<Are you worried that it’s a bad thing?> he asked.

<Kinda?> the Weavile responded. <I’m just worried about what my old friends would think of me. That new girl’s Sneasel, she seemed really paranoid about going soft. I don’t think I anticipated to go soft accompanying Colton and his team on his adventures.

<Au contraire, I anticipated the activity to escalate!> she said before she cauggt herself. <Did I just say that?!>

<Hey, hey,> Roy said, trying to calm her down. <take a step back for me. Who are these old friends?>

<Well, there was a Vulpix who could keep pace with me, some other Sneasel who I sparred and competed with, and there was this Absol ->

<Gonna stop you there,> Roy said bluntly. <Rei, tell me. Did this Absol ever advise against engaging a certain trainer?>

<No, she wasn’t skilled enough to detect the little things,> Rei responded, a little more serene. <Now that I think of it she did look rather startled when I went home,> she recalled, rolling the Razor Claw over her talons. <But I’m not certain if that was because she didn’t see it coming or because I wasn’t evolved,> she paused.

<I think if it were to stunt your growth she’d have noticed it,> Roy considered. <You haven’t missed anything.>

<Thanks, Roy.> Rei said. <I’m feeling, at least a little better about it,> she said, approaching Roy for a hug.

<Lilina and Sunny!> He quickly and nervously exclaimed before returning.

Rei looked dejected, but understood and returned herself.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#544482: Sep 13th 2018 at 1:30:10 PM

Lumiose City, Restaurant Le Nah

-Kahlia rolls her eyes, but continues to grin at Kai.-

Kahlia: I suppose I can't keep this particular secret for ever, especially not now that you're here. If you must know, I suppose you could say it's a uniform of sorts. Though more stylish than most, if I do say so myself~

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#544483: Sep 13th 2018 at 1:42:21 PM

Restaurant Le Nah

Kai: A uniform? This job just gets more and more interesting.

-They grin-

Kai: Of course, as long as it's as stylish as you say it is, I can't back out now in good conscience.

(As much as I'd love to be able to take back my agreement.)

Edited by BittersweetNSour on Sep 13th 2018 at 4:47:29 AM

Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#544484: Sep 13th 2018 at 1:52:15 PM

Lumiose City, Restaurant Le Nah

Kahlia: Oh, of course. I just hope I got your measurements right, because I can't wait to see you all dressed up~

-She leans closer.-

Kahlia: As for why you need it... well, the National History Museum here in Lumiose is having an exhibition, and we've arranged to put on some light entertainment in exchange for taking a few of those exhibits off of their hands. A fair trade, dontcha think~?

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#544485: Sep 13th 2018 at 1:56:13 PM

Restaurant Le Oh Shit That's What's Going On

-Kai takes a moment to quietly process what she's hinting at.-

-Which. Is evident on their face.-

Kai: ...O-oh. That's what this is.

-They're silent for a moment.-

Edited by BittersweetNSour on Sep 13th 2018 at 5:00:14 AM

Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#544486: Sep 13th 2018 at 2:03:19 PM

Lumiose City, Restaurant Le Nah

-Kahlia leans back in her chair.-

Kahlia: Yup. And like you said, it's a little late to back out now.

-She's still smiling, but there's a sharper, more predatory edge to it now.-

Kahlia: Take all the time you need. I'm not going anywhere~

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#544487: Sep 13th 2018 at 2:04:38 PM

Tagg's Office

-Sitting in my chair-

Okay, today I'll finally get that debriefing done-

-Notices a ping from my e-mail client-

Senator Armitage, what does he want?

-And reads the e-mail-

...Well, fuck.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#544488: Sep 13th 2018 at 2:12:07 PM

Restaurant Le Well Fuck

-Kai doesn't even notice the change in Kahlia's expression, because they're busy thinking to themself.-

Kai: ...I'm in. But, I want to keep my direct involvement as minimal as possible. And as well, this will be the only, ahem, job I accept from you. As long as that is acceptable, I will assist with this, without revealing your identity to the authorities.

Edited by BittersweetNSour on Sep 13th 2018 at 5:14:06 AM

Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#544489: Sep 13th 2018 at 2:17:07 PM

Lumiose City, Restaurant Le Nah

Kahlia: Works for me. I don't usually like mixing business and pleasure anyway~ Provided that you keep quiet afterwards, we can just stick to dinner dates and scenic walks along the beach in future. Deal?

-She extends her hand.-

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#544490: Sep 13th 2018 at 2:28:31 PM

Restaurant Le You Fucked Up, Kai

Kai: Respectfully, in the vein of separation of business and pleasure, let's keep dates and scenic walks out of the terms of the deal. I don't want the people I love to be hurt by this agreement, after all.

-They smile, and accept Kahlia's handshake with the last word on their lips.-

Edited by BittersweetNSour on Sep 13th 2018 at 5:30:39 AM

memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#544491: Sep 13th 2018 at 2:31:48 PM

Guillaume's Apartment

-Ever and Guillaume are chatting about something fairly inconsequential, when Ever's phone goes off-

Ever: It's bad form not to leave it on silent, you know.

Guillaume: Bad form. Really.

Ever: I thought about making the moral argument, but I decided it wouldn't make much of an impact.

Guillaume: Hmm.

-he checks the phone-

Guillaume: Interesting.

Ever: (sharply) What?

Guillaume: Your friend Lucius wants to know about some rules. He's fae-touched as well, isn't he?

Ever: Don't.

Guillaume: You can't stop me.

Ever: I'm asking you. Don't. ...Please.

-...-

Guillaume: Do I owe you something? Do you have any leverage to make such a request?

Ever: ...If any of it was real. If you think I'm anything more than an amusement; if you weren't just waiting for this the whole time. I'll do anything; I'll place myself wholly in your debt, but please leave my friends out of it.

-...-

-...-

-...-

Guillaume: You'll do anything anyway, bird-in-the-hand. Balance your ledgers better in the next life.

-Ever sighs-

To: Kylo Eric

From: Ever

youre thinking of werewolves

dont worry abt it

tho i suppose embarrassing yourself is always a valid concern

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#544492: Sep 13th 2018 at 2:37:17 PM

Lumiose City, Restaurant Le Nah

Kahlia: Excellent~

-She pulls Kai's hand in for a quick kiss after the shake.-

Kahlia: Now I know who to thank if it all goes swimmingly... or terribly, but it won't come to that, will it?

Guilliame's Apartment

To: I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee)
From: Lucius

yeah true

(also i thought weremons was the pc term but whatevs)

thanks anyway tho

hey you're still in kalos right?

i, uh, got offered a prosthetic similar to yours a while back (from a similar source too, i think)

i didn't take it but i'd like to get a closer look at yours, see how it fits

that ok?

Edited by Herbert40k on Sep 13th 2018 at 10:38:54 AM

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#544493: Sep 13th 2018 at 2:43:13 PM

PEFE HQ

Isbrand: "On the contrary, I believe you are the ideal amount of gay."


Isle of [Sicily], Angela

Luca: "Oh. That's nice."

-A waiter comes up, and Luca gives their orders.-

Luca: "Right. Um, your drink, Ken?"

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#544494: Sep 13th 2018 at 3:35:21 PM

Guillaume's Apartment

To: Kylo Elric

From: Ever

i am yes

im spending a little time off the grid so to speak

but i can meet you if you like im at guillaumes place

you remember him right

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#544495: Sep 13th 2018 at 3:39:20 PM

Guillame's Apartment

To: I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee)
From: Lucius

i think so?

he was the guy who fainted after learning that gods sometimes need to get laid too right

(i mean, where else did he think literally all of mythology came from)

but yeah i can meet you there

assuming i don't need, like, an invitation from the guy himself or something

Edited by Herbert40k on Sep 13th 2018 at 11:39:53 AM

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#544496: Sep 13th 2018 at 4:08:29 PM

Guillaume's Apartment

To: Kylo Elric

From: Ever

alright

address is [address]

see you soon

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#544497: Sep 13th 2018 at 4:12:34 PM

Guilliame's Apartment

To: I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee)
From: Lucius

k

-A few minutes later, there is a knock on the apartment door.-

Edited by Herbert40k on Sep 13th 2018 at 12:12:11 PM

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
PresidentStalkeyes The Best Worst Psychonaut from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The Best Worst Psychonaut
#544498: Sep 13th 2018 at 5:01:12 PM

Courtyard, Past

Putting his fists on his hips, Birdie's face grew a markedly smug expression. "<Aww, 'ey, wouldya look at that... shootin' star goin' up...>" he slurred, still not having quite recovered from that nasty bite he had just gotten.

The sudden arrival of the Rotom did take him a little off-guard, as he staggered back in confusion, but he soon hit the side of his head and spat on the floor to get himself psyched up, making sure not to talk after what happened before.

...And then the Joltik suddenly landed right on his face, though since it was so small and light it couldn't knock him down, merely send him off-balance for a brief moment.

Jetta practically darted forward, into the line of battle. "SMASH! SMASH, BIRDIE, WITH THE BUG SQUASHING AND THE EXTERMINATION, GO, GO!" she yelled, at the same time Tommy was giving his thunderbolt order.

Thus, Birdie lowered his head and went "<AAAAAHHHHHHKAAAAAY!>" as he attempted to run right into the nearby back wall of the Cafe Lysandre, attempting to Head Smash the Joltik against the wall, before it could build up enough charge for a Thunderbolt. Everyone present knew it was a Death or Glory Attack, especially M-7, who looked on with a bemused grin.

"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#544499: Sep 13th 2018 at 5:14:15 PM

Guillaume's Apartment

-Guillaume opens the door-

Guillaume: Hey! Welcome, come in. Ever's a little out of it, but they'll be along in a moment.

-indeed, they're currently poking their head around the corner-

Ever: ...Heya.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#544500: Sep 13th 2018 at 5:19:04 PM

Isle of [Sicily], Angela

Ken: "I'm probably gonna go with Croagunk Cola."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

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