Chapel

-Everyone quietly, politely listens-

-Except Ammy, who gives Cambria a thumbs up-

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Artoria is sitting ramrod straight, and looking distinctly out of her league.

Mordred: "Hey. Hey Artoria. You know how Corrin's a princess, right?"

Artoria: "Mordred, what are you getting at?"

Mordred: "You should go become a pirate."

Artoria: "Mordred, where are you going with this?" Artoria sideyes Mordred, suspicious.

Mordred: "Maybe... a Dread Pirate. Dread Pirate Artoria!."

Artoria: "... Mordred, we're not re-enacting Princess Bride with Corrin."

Mordred: "You're no fun."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Corrin: -distractedly- What is it we're reenacting?

Alto Mare Cathedral

-Having ended up sitting near Channah, listening to the music-

You look nice.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

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Shutter opens the door. He is wearing a plaid long sleeved shirt, and pants with at least six pockets in them. Behind him was a bunch of pokemon roaming around in various states of disinterest. Charger, his magnemite, looms over him. In the background is a kid dressed in a black T-shirt, beige buttondown, jeans, and hoodie, with a face everyone makes when they're in a boring meeting. He's also wearing a deerstalker cap.

Shutter: And would you remove that riduculous cap? Honestly, what is this, [The Catcher in the Rye]?

Tommy: Easy for you to say. What is this, 1997?

Shutter turns around. Tommy just stares.

Shutter: Julius. How may we help you.

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Artoria: "Nothing. We're re-enacting nothing."

Mordred: "The Princess Bride! Only the greatest movie ever!"

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

-Blink blink-

Corrin: ...Mordred, are you trying to nudge our relationship along faster again?

Stormchaser, past

Julius: Uh, yes, my companion is looking for a Whimsicott...

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Channah: -glancing at Tagg out of the corner of her eye- Thanks. You look like a GQ motherfucker yourself.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

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Mordred: "Shockingly no."

Artoria: "This time."

Mordred: "... hush."

Artoria: "The truth will not be silence, Mordred."

Mordred: "That's my line!"

There's a short pause.

Mordred: "Regardless the minute we're not at a wedding we're showing Corrin the Princess Bride because it's fantastic."

Artoria: "Granted."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Stormchaser, Past

Tommy: Hey, it's the guy I sent the sing-o-gram to.
Shutter: You have to forgive my assistant. He just got here a few days ago. And yes, we did find a whimsicott running around. Last we saw them was at the laundry room.

Tommy eagerly stands up, still wearing the hat.

Tommy: I can help you track them!
Shutter: Tommy, we have a meeting. I can just point them to where Galiya last was. What are you, some kind of super detecti- I see what the hat is for now.
Tommy, in a rather spot on [British] accent: Good show, Mr. Albright. Now, would you excuse me, I have work to do.
Shutter: Aren't you Unovan?
Tommy, normal accent: I took acting classes. And I was part of a scouting organization back in grade school. I take pictures of superheroes, dude. Finding things is something I'm good at. It's in my resume and everything.

Priest:We come now to the words Renard and Cambria want to hear the most today...the words that take them across the threshold from being engaged to being married.

-Ren and Cambria can't fully hide their fervent agreement to that sentence.-

Priest: A marriage, as most of us understand it, is a voluntary and full commitment. It is made in the deepest sense to the exclusion of all others, and it is entered into with the desire and hope that it will last for life. Before you declare your vows to one another, I want to hear you confirm that it is indeed your intention to be married today.

-The priest turns to Cambria-

Priest: Cambria Aree, do you come here freely and without reservation to give yourself to Renard Clavis in marriage? If so, answer "I do."

Cambria: I do.

-The priest turns to Ren-

Priest: Renard Clavis, do you come here freely and without reservation to give yourself to Cambia Aree in marriage? If so, answer "I do."

Ren: I do.

Priest: Mr. Fox, please lift Cambria's veil.

-Mr. Fox steps up between Cambria and Ren and carefully lifts the veil and flips it over Cambria's hair, before retaking his place.-

Priest: Cambria, please hand your bouquet to Deziree.

-Cambria passes her bouquet to her maid of honor.-

Priest: Renard and Cambria, having heard that it is your intention to be married to each other, I now ask you to declare your marriage vows. Please turn and face each other.

-Cambria and Ren now turn and face each other for the first time today. Both a radiant in their elation of the moment.-

Priest: Mr. Fox, as representative of Cambria's family, if you consent to Renard taking Cambria as his bride, please join their hands together

-Ren gulps as he raises his hand and Mr.Fox takes it.-

-An artificial voice sounds as Mr. Fox speaks, yeah there is a reason for those scars on his neck.-

Mr. Fox: I, Corroaz Fox, in the presence of the priest before me and all those in attendance, I hearby give Cambria Aree to Renard Clavis to join with him in marriage. I am happy for you both.

-With a smile, Mr. Fox takes a seat on the front pew.-

Priest: Cambria, please repeat after me...

-After the Priest completes each line, Cambria recites it back while looking at Ren,-

I, Cambria Aree take you, Renard Clavis to be my husband.
I, Cambria Aree take you, Renard Clavis to be my husband.
I will share my life with yours,
I will share my life with yours,
Build our dreams together,
Build our dreams together,
Support you through times of trouble,
Support you through times of trouble,
And rejoice with you in times of happiness.
And rejoice with you in times of happiness.
I promise to give you respect, love and loyalty
I promise to give you respect, love and loyalty
Through all the trials and triumphs of our lives together.
Through all the trials and triumphs of our lives together.
This commitment is made in love, kept in faith, lived in hope,
This commitment is made in love, kept in faith, lived in hope,
And made new every day of our lives.
And made new every day of our lives.
Priest: Renard, please repeat after me...

-After the Priest completes each line, Ren recites it back while looking deeply at Cambria.-

I, Renard Clavis take you, Cambria Aree to be my wife.
I, Renard Clavis take you, Cambria Aree to be my wife.
I will share my life with yours,
I will share my life with yours,
Build our dreams together,
Build our dreams together,
Support you through times of trouble,
Support you through times of trouble,
And rejoice with you in times of happiness.
And rejoice with you in times of happiness.
I promise to give you respect, love and loyalty
I promise to give you respect, love and loyalty
Through all the trials and triumphs of our lives together.
Through all the trials and triumphs of our lives together.
This commitment is made in love, kept in faith, lived in hope,
This commitment is made in love, kept in faith, lived in hope,
And made new every day of our lives.
And made new every day of our lives.

Priest: By stating these vows here, you are representing a sacred commitment to the upholding it in laws set forth by the gods. Your wedding ring are the outward and visible sign of the inward and invisible bond which already unites you two hearts in love.

Both the rings that are to be given today are newly crafted for this union. Let these rings symbolize the bonds you two have forged together and my the shining forms symbolize an eternal love for each other. Rio, partner to Renard, bring forth the rings and present them to Derek.

-Rio steps forward and places the two rings into Dune's hand.-

Priest: I ask Derek to give Cambria’s ring to Renard.

-Dune places Cambria ring in Ren's hand.-

Priest: Renard, place the ring on Cambria’s finger and repeat after me...

-Ren slides the golden ring onto Cambria's finger and- repeats the words to the woman he loves.-

I give you this ring.
Wear it with love and joy.
As this ring has no end,
My love is also forever.

Priest: I ask Derek to give Renard’s ring to Cambria.

-Dune places Ren's ring in Cambria's hand.-

Priest: Cambria, place the ring on Renard’s finger and repeat after me...

-With eyes trembling with emotion, Cambria slides the golden ring onto Ren's finger and repeats the words to the man she has loved for many years.-

With this ring
I marry you.
Wear this ring forever
As a sign of my love.

-Now with the two gold rings on the hands of the two lovers, the priest smiles as he prepares for the final part.-

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Corrin: ...If you say so.

-She points at Mordred sternly.-

Corrin: But be careful, Mordred. Watch yourself.

-She brings her pointer finger down and returns her attention to the ceremony as the vows are given-

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Cathedral

Mordred just kind of shrugs. "When have I ever done anything wrong?"

Artoria: "Do you want that list chronologically or in order of relevance?"

"Now shush the ceremony's starting."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Stormchaser, past

Alisher: "The laundry room...no time to waste then."

Edited by AtlasStratus on Aug 24th 2018 at 9:57:35 PM

Timers to measure time, thermometers to measure thermomets, mometers to measure mom, and measuring containers to measure measurements.

Stormchaser, past

Julius: Let's go then!

Cathedral, now

-There is anticipatory silence-

Edited by Umbramatic on Aug 24th 2018 at 10:01:56 AM

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Tommy: No time to lose, then. Shutter, you're coming with.
Shutter: Excuse me?
Tommy: You're a witness, too, aren't ya?
Shutter: Fine.

Shutter wears his hat—a newsboy cap—and turns to Gimbal.

Shutter: You're in charge. Keep them preoccupied.
Gimbal: <Mesmerizing Let's Play binge coming right up. So, what'll it be kids? Markseptic? Matpie?>

Lumiose Store, Past

<ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitOHSHIT!> Pichu the Second’s voice can be heard as he runs to the back with a floppy lunchbox.

As the bros. quickly and haphazardly get to work on stuffing it as best they can, they are unfortunately forced to leave some anount of food behind as they leap out of the window.

Alto Mare, Now

<Beautiful,> Roy silently considered, reflecting on his own relationship with Lilina.

Colton and Amaterasu kep their eyes forward, happy for the two lovers.

Sylveon continued to sleep.

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Cathedral

-Joe is watching in his position as a groomsman. His bottom lip quivers-

Another green world.

Cathedral

Priest: Now, with the giving of theses vows and in the exchanging of these rings... By the power invested in me by the City of Alto Mare and with the blessing of the church, it is my happy and joyous privilege to declare you husband and wife. You may seal this declaration with a kiss.

-A melody starts as Ren and Cambria look at a each other as they get closer until their lips touch.-

-And then there is the applause as the singing starts.-

Priest: May I now present the newlyweds, Mr. and Mrs. Renard Clavis!

-Ren and Cambria smile brightly as they walk down the aisle arm and arm leading the wedding party to the plaza outside the church.-

-Waiting for Ren and Cambria is a elegant black carriage drawn by two shiny Rapidash.-

-The foot man opens the door and Ren helps Cambria climb up and jumps in himself.-

-The music can be heard through the cathedral and surrounding areas as the bells sound the celebration.-

-The wedding party, including Ludmilla and Rio are loaded into three smaller carriages, each pull by a single Rapidash.-

-Ren and Cambria's carriage doesn't start to pull away until all the attendees are in the plaza to watch the go.-

-As the four carriages drive towards the park near the Alto Mare Museum where the venue for the reception as set up, many residents of the city and tourists alike wave and the well-dressed group in the carriages.-

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-To Channah-

Er, thanks.

-Suddenly the rest of the wedding ceremony-

Ren always does put on a show.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Stormchaser, past

Alisher: "That would make the four of us then?"

Timers to measure time, thermometers to measure thermomets, mometers to measure mom, and measuring containers to measure measurements.

Stormchaser, past

Julius: Apparently.

Wedding

Umbra: Ren, you never cease to be extra.

-Everyone makes their way over to the reception-

Edited by Umbramatic on Aug 24th 2018 at 10:32:05 AM

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Tommy: Well, what are we waiting for. If they're not currently in the laundry room they should leave behind a few clues.
Shutter: And hopefully I can recover the towel I lent to them.

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Alisher: "We should start moving then. Lead the way."

Timers to measure time, thermometers to measure thermomets, mometers to measure mom, and measuring containers to measure measurements.