Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
Fairy-type Iris
So today I'm gonna be watching Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves with my friends at the cinema. Not sure what it's really about, but I'm sure I'll have a good time.
Cool! Mind if I join you?
No problem! Always room for one more!
"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris
Tama May Cry 1: Toony Angelos
[1
]I know it's a joke but just visioning that is pure insanity. [2] When it's over, let me know how the film turned out.
Considering how hooked we were on that D&D/TMNT: Endless Quest fan game, maybe we might want to see it as well.
Fairy-type Iris
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Don't worry, I'll let you guys know how great the movie is without giving away any spoilers.
I'm also hoping to see any movie trailers that show before the actual movie starts. Hoping we get some nice sound-design tracks for those trailers for once. Too much orchestral stuff nowadays.
Gah!!! Enough with your obsession with orchestral vs sound-design music!
"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris
Extreme math nerd
I just had an idea. Next time someone asks about my homeworld, and they pass as human, I could take them on a visit to the Deutsches Museum. It's a high-quality museum with a really wide variety of exhibitions - they used to have one on mining, which I loved to visit when I was younger; sadly they shut that one down recently. But it's still a great place to get someone informed on the local technological level of development!
HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT I DID
Tama May Cry 1: Toony Angelos
What did you do? Hopefully I don't regret asking.
Gotta be a little careful with that curiosity Melodytchi, hehehe.
Edited by MkayRose on Apr 1st 2023 at 9:53:31 AM
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Har har har
Ah! At last! I've finally figured out a way into this little forum! Well, I may as well pay some of these darlings a visit for a while. After all, who wouldn't want to spend time with me?
AAAH! No! Not you!
Oh my! It's dear Tarvek again! I can't have you ruining things, can I?
Stvrmvoravs-7 is blocked.
Wai— What the hell? How? I thought the Castle—
Klaus' son, too? Well, dear, that castle has been shut down now!
GilDaRealDeal is blocked.
Did I mention that I have admin priviliges on this website? Hee!
Edited by m-95 on Apr 1st 2023 at 10:23:29 AM
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Mercenary Anarchist Ace
Are you… the “Other”???
Edited by MorganFoulke on Apr 1st 2023 at 10:49:48 AM
Yo buddies, still tropin’?
Har har har
(x1)
Oooh! Hello lad, aren't you charming! It's "Morgan," am I correct?
Well, yes, the "Other" was what those dullards on the continent called me when I bombed them to the stone age some twentysomething years ago. They called me that because they couldn't tell it was me doing it! (Ha-ha!) But you seem like a smart kid, dear!
Edited by m-95 on Apr 1st 2023 at 11:30:54 AM
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Peach's "not amused" state
Mercenary Anarchist Ace
Okay then, I assume that was an alias then? In that case, who the hell are you???
Edited by MorganFoulke on Apr 1st 2023 at 11:57:11 AM
Yo buddies, still tropin’?
Tama May Cry 1: Toony Angelos
[1] Ooh wook, a cute fishy! Hewwo!
How do you do, sweet swimming specimen?
Peach's "not amused" state
I destroyed more than 36 fishing boats today. I'm happy and fullfiled. I need to do more than that however.
Har har har
(x3)
Oh? You've never heard of me? I suppose "the Other" is an alias. Does "Lucrezia Mongfish" ring a bell? The single most brilliant, beautiful, and beloved Spark in all history? Daughter of the esteemed Dr. Mongfish? Famous wife of William Heterodyne?
No? How unfortunate. But fret not, darling, I'm already calculating the location of your home universe so I can ship my hive engines there!
(x1)
Good for you, I suppose.
Edited by m-95 on Apr 1st 2023 at 12:59:15 PM
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Mercenary Anarchist Ace
Try it then. I can send you a thank you gift.
And blow it up in your face, bitch.
OOC: Sorry for the language…
Edited by MorganFoulke on Apr 1st 2023 at 1:21:16 PM
Yo buddies, still tropin’?
Extreme math nerd
[1] SHUT THE F*** UP, OR I WILL STICK THE HERCULES DILDO UP YOUR 100% SMELLY BEHIND! AND NO F***ING REFUNDS!
Fairy-type Iris
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves was great. I highly recommend watching it if you haven't already. Marnie and I are gonna go exercise at the gym now.
That's great.
"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris
Tama May Cry 1: Toony Angelos
That's certainly good to hear, I'll tell Coffretchi and Pianitchi that so we might consider seeing it with them!
With days getting like nicer out, we should go to the show more. It's pretty hot here (haven't said that in like forever lol).
Har har har
(x4)
Hm, a big bomb? Oh, how very clever and subtle, boy! How shall I ever counter such a thing?
. . . Good luck figuring out where I'm even based at the moment.
(OOC: It's fine, I don't think the language was too much.)
(x3)
Oh! Defiant subjects are such fun! I'll kill you last, dear.
Edited by m-95 on Apr 1st 2023 at 1:57:49 PM
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I'm going to rip your lower lip off and auction it at a laboratory because it is a rare mutation at this point
Peach's "not amused" state
Do anybody of you know how to destroy full blown cargos—
Torpedo Tuna Mx-l12345 has been logged off due to being some dumb one-off joke.
Tama May Cry 1: Toony Angelos
[1] Hey you, are we going to hear about that thing you said you did earlier?
Hmph. If that was a trick, it seems like a cheap choice to leave it hanging imo.
Maybe that's it, the plan to tear that lady's lip off. Pfft, I'd expected more.
Edited by MkayRose on Apr 1st 2023 at 7:27:02 AM
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Extreme math nerd
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE BEST PRODUCT I HAVE NEVER ENDORSED: LUCREZIA'S LOWER LIP! IT'S EXPENSIVE, IT'S A WASTE OF MONEY, AND IT'S ABSOLUTELY USELESS!
UNBELIEVABLE!
AND IF YOU CALL NOW, WE'LL ALSO SEND A "ANTHONY SULLIVAN'S GREATEST HITS" CD DIRECTLY TO LUCREZIA, MAKING HER CRINGE SO HARD SHE'LL NEVER SHOWER AGAIN!
"What I don‘t like about measure theory is that you have to say 'almost everywhere' almost everywhere." - Attributed to Kurt Friedrichs
Har har har
(x3&1) 
Ugh, why was that cruddy portrait my default? There, this new one is much better! Thank you for pointing out how bad my lip looked there, dears!
But you still insulted a depiction of me, so I'll still have to fuse my lovely wasps to your nervous systems. Tsk-tsk. But whoever drew that old thing will have to suffer more than you will.
(OOC: ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
to you CardboardBot, I didn't expect that one.)
Edited by m-95 on Apr 1st 2023 at 2:27:42 PM
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[1]
[2]
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE AN APRIL FOOLS PRANK, BUT CAN'T FIND IDEAS? THAT'S RIGHT, YOU USE THE BRAND NEW BILLY NUKE! JUST DROP ONE RIGHT ON TOP OF YOUR FRIENDS AND ENJOY HUNDREDS OF YEARS OF FUN! GUARANTEED! YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PRANKS AGAIN! IN FACT, CALL RIGHT NOW AND I'LL CALL IN AN AIRSTRIKE!
...isn't that a bit insensitive?
Yeah, kinda...
JUST KIDDING! WE'RE OUT OF BILLY NUKES, BECAUSE I ATE THEM ALL. HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!
"What I don‘t like about measure theory is that you have to say 'almost everywhere' almost everywhere." - Attributed to Kurt Friedrichs