Our avatars are posting on a forum thread.

Talking bird ? Probably not worse than a talking rat.

   Well I heard of a mouse youkai that serves one of the Buddhists at Myouren Temple but a rat is a first. Tupai and the hobgoblins usually take care of any vermin aside from one stubborn rat in witch's clothing.   

Buddhists ? Oh, yeah, that religion that some rats convert to because they want to "rediscover their Chinese roots"....

Edited by Coock-atoo on Jul 22nd 2022 at 6:20:39 PM

[1] There isn't a lot of lore in Dyson Sphere Program besides: humanity has uploaded itself into a simulation and needs power to sustain said simulation. There's also an enemy called the Dark Fog, which you can read up on here. Would recommend watching a playthrough of the game

[2] That's a very unique perspective on my homeworld... You should see what the "cities" actually do. And about that purple-and-green robot, he must've been an interesting person if he insisted on being called a "she", maybe a history nerd? Whose experience with his own Dyson Sphere Program you may have ruined.

Obviously the pilot in question is backed up somewhere, and getting destroyed was just a minor annoyance

My my, a Ruin Guard that actually speaks in our common language. So many surprises in this thing called a "thread". Dottore truly outdone himself with his invention that I'm using called a "computer", reverse-engineered from Khaenri'ah technology. Without it, I wouldn't have found this mysterious Domain in Teyvat called "TV Tropes". How lovely.

Sorry, I don't believe we're on the same page here, what's a ruin guard? I'm a digital human, and the only reason why I have a constructor mech as my avatar is that I pioneered the Dyson Sphere Program with that mech.

I have had to go through so many damn universes that it's getting very confusing(I'm usually not confused) and I keep on forgetting what you call your things. Yes, that purple and green robot called themself a she. Ones that mess with fate are usually very unusual. The most hard part about wiping them away from existence is dealing with the evidence of their existence. Sure, you can impale them and dispose of the body but then there is everything that they've left behind. Sometimes I needed to murder whole entire families because of one person. Here's an example of someone who was very annoying to wipe out: that purple and green robot. There was so much...data...I sometimes destroyed the wrong things and had to remake them. So yeah. Also, Columbina I do not recommend getting any help from anyone in this thread. The amount of times I've had to find a way to delete posts, wipe away memories and make sure that the offenders never touch TV Tropes again is immeasurable.

Odd. No matter, Ruin Guards are sentient machines left behind by Khaenri'ah. Even long after the civilization was wiped out by Celestia 500 years ago, they still roam Teyvat, though some are aligned with the Abyss Order. The technology of the Ruin Guards is so valuable to us, the Fatui, and Dottore is interested in studying them because their technological advancements far surpass anything ever conceived in Teyvat, even Fontaine.

Edited by CytoZytokine on Jul 22nd 2022 at 12:15:38 PM

   They sound like something Patchy would like to tinker with. Or something that Moriya Shrine maiden would geek over.   

x3 You've... messed with our servers? Why? Just let our chaotic system run the way it does, will you?

Wish I could chat on about that, but I'm kinda busy right now. Sorry.

Meetup thread thing

Very well. I look forward to conversing with you in the future.

Is that so? As much as I would like to introduce your little friends to one, sadly, they're top secret to our operations...

Piero: Columbina, that's enough! Dottore's invention is not to be misused for petty chatting. It's for intel gathering, and you'll risk exposing our operations to our enemies. Now come. Her majesty summons us for a meeting.

Oops. I guess Piero isn't pleased I spent too long on this. Well farewell for the time being. May the Tsaritsa bless you with eternal winter.

(Due to a "bug" with Dottore's "computer", confidential Fatui intel is leaked.)

• Anemo Archon — Barbatos: Gnosis secured.
• Geo Archon — Morax: Gnosis secured.
• Electro Archon — Shogun: Gnosis missing. Scaramouche has gone rogue and is still in possession of her Gnosis. We must track him down immediately.
• Dendro Archon — Kusanali: Preparations by Dottore pending final action. We must be alert about the Traveler, who is more than likely to show up in Sumeru.
• Hydro Archon — [NAME UNAVAILABLE]: Cautious planning is advised to secure her Gnosis and avoid detection by the Court of Fontaine. Their water channels are spy networks.
• Pyro Archon — Murata: Still in the planning phase. The God of War may need to be fought with more direct measures if espionage and diplomacy go ary.
• Once all Gnoses are secured, commence final operation against Celestia. All Harbingers and Fatui personnel must be ready for war at once.

Edited by CytoZytokine on Jul 22nd 2022 at 1:02:28 AM

Ahhhh… Barbados, the only man to ever have an Olympic medal in both limbo and sex!

   Interesting... Of course I have no real use for this info but oh well.   

All your metaphysical talk is hurting my ratbrain.

It’d hurt mine too… if I had one.

Edited by GeneralGigan on Jul 22nd 2022 at 4:47:04 AM

[1] Nothing's odd about a talking rat when you know Master Splinter.

Master? You're not one of the Ninja Turtles lol though I suppose you call him that out of respect?

   She certainly behaves like Raphael here (maybe a little too Raph).   

   What about an older example wike Mickey Mouse? Talking wodents is very common in fiction especially cartoons.   

Edited by MkayRose on Jul 22nd 2022 at 5:27:52 AM

…So one physicist said to the other “I have an idea for how to make more milk.” And the second physicist said “Alright.” A week later, two folders of results and an exhausted physicist come into the farm. The first physicist says “Could I measure your cows?” And the farmer says “Sure.” After the measuring’s done the physicist says “Well that’s a shame. These cows are the wrong shape! My results assumed spherical cows in a vacuum!” (Mooooo….ooooo) 😄 What? You’re probably the only person in this thread other than us that knows physics well, so it’ll make everyone else laugh!

‘lixha!

Edited by IC1101 on Jul 22nd 2022 at 10:48:20 AM

"Assume a spherical cow in a vacuum". That's like, the oldest physics joke in existence

Ehh, I guess... Understanding the joke is left as an exercise to the reader.

Edited by StepexNo2 on Jul 22nd 2022 at 11:55:27 AM

[1] It's not the first time people talk to me about that "Splinter", he must be a very famous member of your species, which is kinda odd since when lot of people think about us, it's kinda badly.

Edited by Coock-atoo on Jul 22nd 2022 at 10:22:27 AM

   Same thing here, though in our case it was intentional.   

   Something we can agree on. After all it's a youkai's duty to strike fear into humans.   

   Hey ! Wait a minute over here, did you all get the autorisation of your respective companies to post here ? If not, it's a VERY serious case of COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT !   

Edited by Coock-atoo on Jul 22nd 2022 at 11:43:52 AM

Copyright? I'm not sure what you mean.

   A copyright is a type of intellectual property that gives its owner the exclusive right to copy, distribute, adapt, display, and perform a creative work, usually for a limited time. The creative work may be in a literary, artistic, educational, or musical form. Copyright is intended to protect the original expression of an idea in the form of a creative work, but not the idea itself. A copyright is subject to limitations based on public interest considerations, such as the fair use doctrine in the United States. See now ?   

As in regards to novel publishing all over Teyvat? If so, I'm not sure why you implied that we're from those fiction novels and owned by "companies". I'm just a Fatui Harbinger serving her majesty, the Tsaritsa.

Also, what's this place called the "United States"? It doesn't seem to exist in Teyvat.