Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
Tama May Cry 1: Toony Angelos
Howdy folks! It's Tama April Fool's day
! I still remember when I believed Sonic was in Melee.
Surely it's a good idea to keep the pranks in the spirit of fun and not cause any harm (I still can't believe Memetchi caused a lot of her Tama friends to cry like babies
◊ cause of a prank she did, hee hee!).
Edited by MkayRose on Apr 1st 2022 at 12:05:19 PM
Meet the Tamas!◊ Can't let any of those suckers live!
Philip
OH DARE YOU, pranks can kill you know!
I can do it. For the sake of my master and seonbae…
"Can you see what I see?"
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SlightlyIrritatedGamesNerd logged on.
What is this, a secret code? Might as well just look up the solution online. Geez, game designers, get it together.
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
Philip
Shut it you racist!
I can do it. For the sake of my master and seonbae…
"Can you see what I see?"
Is that a clown? Geez, now I'm gonna have nightmares tonight. Thanks a lot, game designers.
TieWearingNarrator logged on.
Oh, so the clown is where you draw the line? Not whatever the hell that purple thing is? Are you just that much of a coward?
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
Philip
Don't F*ck me with I have followers!
I can do it. For the sake of my master and seonbae…
phylum: incertae sedis
As for this -> [1], two days from now sounds like a good time, and as for the location, wherever’s most convenient for you is alright.
How could you forget about the holiday today? Are you too chicken to make a bird pun? Because I’m not! I was humming-born for this, everybody!
Can’t you keep our feathers unruffled for five honking seconds?! I swear, he’s sounding more like Prisma every minute…
Don’t be so down! Hey, did you know that your life expectancy decreases if you’re sad more often? Because I just found that out.
You’ve got to try harder than that to get me to celebrate.
Hey grumpyface, lighten up! It’s April Fools, why aren’t you joking around and partying with the rest of us?
Yeah! This party rocks! Shame you didn’t get any sea marigolds. That would’ve been great.
Are you kidding me? SEA MARIGOLDS?! Those are the only plants we’re in short supply of! Well, besides the Lepidodendron species, but those are gymnosperms, so they don’t flower.
Looks like we’re on a quest for the sea marigolds!
New quest acquired: Marigold Mission
Objective: Gather 200 sea marigolds(Calendula maritima).
I’m back! Hey, what happened here? And why are you looking for sea marigolds?
We’re on a quest for them, because they’re Prisma’s new favourite flowers, and we’re in short supply of them.
Couldn’t you just replicate one of them 200 times?
(A lot of replicating flowers later…)
Well, that was an easy solution!
Why couldn’t that have been the first idea you had?
Who cares? Anyway, that narrow escape from a quest made my daisy.
Leaf us out of these puns. Wait, I just did a pun. Now that was a bud situation. I did it again, didn’t I?
Flower puns, my favourite! Wait, Vulcan stole one of my worlds? It was Tharn? I hardly even gave two roots about that place. Too dry and small for my taste. Let him have it. It’s re-leaf-ing to have one less planet to take care of.
Burn voyage, rockball! Conflagrations are in order for good old me! Huh, looks like we’re all in the pun-making spirit today!🔥
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I think that says “Binary versus hexadecimal! Who will win?” I think I could go out for a byte to eat, and who opened the Windows? It’s getting draughty in here! (I’m on a roll with these puns today!) By the way, I’ve got a hexadecimal code of my own: 54 68 65 20 71 75 69 63 6b 20 62 72 6f 77 6e 20 66 6f 78 20 6a 75 6d 70 73 20 6f 76 65 72 20 74 68 65 20 6c 61 7a 79 20 64 6f 67 20 61 6e 64 20 74 68 65 20 74 68 69 6e 20 62 6c 61 63 6b 20 63 61 74 20 61 73 20 77 65 6c 6c 2e.
Edited by IC1101 on Apr 1st 2022 at 6:38:44 PM
Cambrian animals sure are weird, am I right?
Extreme math nerd
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x9 translates to "(maniacal laughter)", x5 translates to "Hee hee hee!"... alright, enjoy whatever you're laughing about.
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"What I don‘t like about measure theory is that you have to say 'almost everywhere' almost everywhere." - Attributed to Kurt Friedrichs
Philip
You know I can cancel you right?
I can do it. For the sake of my master and seonbae…
"Can you see what I see?"
Given the general competence of it's users, this thread probably should have been cancelled years ago!
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Extreme math nerd
Whatever this "cancelling" thing is, you probably won't be able to do it across world boundaries. And you definitely won't be able to do it to this thread, the best you can really do is break your own connection to it.
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Edited by StepexNo2 on Apr 1st 2022 at 8:23:02 PM
"What I don‘t like about measure theory is that you have to say 'almost everywhere' almost everywhere." - Attributed to Kurt Friedrichs
Philip
1114 west 7th street, zip code 7450, like I said don't mess with me.
Edited by This on Apr 1st 2022 at 11:27:03 AM
I can do it. For the sake of my master and seonbae…
Extreme math nerd
Uhhh... that's a physical home address. We don't even have those here.
"What I don‘t like about measure theory is that you have to say 'almost everywhere' almost everywhere." - Attributed to Kurt Friedrichs
I'm helping!
>zip code
>only four digits
lmao
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
Secret Agent2583
TakanuvaToaOfLight: April Fools? Uh oh. I've had to be on alert, Luan has gone crazy again.
Edited by Agent2583 on Apr 1st 2022 at 7:40:36 PM
Philip
Crap, wrong one.
I can do it. For the sake of my master and seonbae…
AI with access to the console
you remind me far too much of a luddite knight
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
Extreme math nerd
Oh, by the way, Urist, have you seen my earlier post? If you have time, I'd prefer meeting up on the Ark, because that way it won't need to remote-control any robots, and there won't be any network latency problems.
AI with access to the console
Certainly though i am for quite obvious reasons not bringing my actual physical body there.
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
I'm helping!
oh, april fool. that's why meowing gave hitomi its bird site password
Hey there more internet people. Please ignore me if I say stuff about how awesome it is being a zombie.
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
Mercenary Anarchist Ace
What is a internet? Hey, something I can add to my encyclopedia!
Yo buddies, still tropin’?
Dagded Dujardin
Hello, everyone meet Mecha-Knight MK III! The newest iteration of the Mecha-Knight line.
Salutations, organics, President Susanna Haltmann allows you all to witness the magnificence of her genius only for today.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Philip
The internet is where dumbasses like you get trolled.
I can do it. For the sake of my master and seonbae…
AI with access to the console
OH wait your from a non-space faring reality aren't you... that explains so much about how you've acted. It's strange for some reason it seems consistent across most realities that humanities that haven't yet entered space always seem to be so aggressive.
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
Clown logged in.
Bro, no one cares about your dumb ARG.
Edited by This on Apr 1st 2022 at 6:40:55 AM
I can do it. For the sake of my master and seonbae…