Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
Hello? Hello, hello?
How's everyone going this fine spooky day? [Trainer's note: Halloween's coming soon. Any plans?]
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
Semain Calm
what, do you think we can change the speed we all go at?
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Kuma appreciation gang
we should make a rule that everyone has to post as soon as possible or else we all are killed
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
Hello? Hello, hello?
[Trainer's note: wtf are y'all thinking]
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
Electro Archon
Ummm... Banana!
Kuma appreciation gang
why the fuck did you just say banana thats racist bro
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
Semain Calm
wait how are bananas racist
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Hello? Hello, hello?
wait what [Trainer's note: how tf are bananas racist]
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
Kuma appreciation gang
of course you ask why bananas are racist, you wouldn’t know because you’re all so intolerant
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
Semain Calm
seriously how are bananas racist
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Hello? Hello, hello?
[Trainer's note: May I cock a water gun at your face]
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
Kuma appreciation gang
typical supremacists not even knowing that they’re being offensive
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
da gloop go off? i yoink it and my splurg go off
can't get over that fact that i'm basically friends with a werewolf lol
Hello? Hello, hello?
Then you'll love our world over here! [Trainer's note: Tell me more about that lol]
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
da gloop go off? i yoink it and my splurg go off
you can tell when he takes his one shower a week because he smells like dog lol
Semain Calm
have you tried forcing them to bathe
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
da gloop go off? i yoink it and my splurg go off
once but he almost killed me so i guess he's just gonna have to be stinky forever
Semain Calm
just hose him down
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
the cake is an alternative fact
uhh guys i just found white's body in electrical. it looks pretty bad
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Electro Archon
(Junko Enoshima has logged out)
(Keiki Haniyasushin has logged in) Oh dear... I'll make some haniwa idols to scout the ship for the Impostor! Just give me a sec...
sick down from the bones to the other side
how are those idols supposed to work
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Electro Archon
and... Done!
I basically craft the haniwa idol's body out of clay, and then basically animate it by directing faith into it.
Oh yeah, did I mention I'm a god?
sick down from the bones to the other side
that explains nothing and I'm terrified
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
AI with access to the console
If your god could see to getting rid of the luddic path and church? Because they keep talking about this lud guy and sabotaging my industry centers because “tech is a sin” and “turning people in parts to sell is amoral”
Edited by Immortalartisan on Oct 29th 2020 at 10:50:28 AM
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
ugh its so slow here cant it get any faster
move it up move it up move it up
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.