Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
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Oh, There's a whole city of them. It's name is Alcanretia, home to one of the best hot springs this place has!
Or at least, it was due to some sort of slime monster ruining the water. Grrr.
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...
The Senate
It’s probably just SG. She must have lost Ebon and Crim while visiting, and they clogged it up. I’ll help you get it fixed later on if you want.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
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Sure, I guess.
Oh, btw, if they're asking you to join my religion, then go ahead! They're quite faithful!
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...
The Senate
I’ve never been, but if someone asks, I’m not joining anything. I’ve had a few too many experiences with a “Cult of Necroplasm” to be comfortable with any religion.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
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This is Satou Kazuma. Word of warning, don't join her cult under any circumstances.
Ahem. Sorry. One of my party members made that post while I was away. Don't listen to him.
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...
The Senate
What exactly is your religion, anyway?
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
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Well, it's about praising me! Aqua, the most divine being in the universe!
And unlike the other divine being that I know of, at least I don't pad my chest!
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...
The Senate
-Giant_Worm_Number_Seven has logged on-
Did you just say... you're a god?
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
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Yup. An Arch Priest, in fact! Many people would kill to have someone like me in their party.
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...
The Senate
I know I wouldn't. I have a very poor working relationship with gods.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Dagded Dujardin
Hey guys! I don't know if someone here will care but I proposed to Meta Knight, and he said yes! I'm so happy right now!
Milady, did you had to drop in here and announce it aloud?
No, I didn't, but I wanted to!
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
The Senate
Well, that's just great!
I'm glad you two are so happy about it.
Huh. When are you two getting married? I'll try to be there for it.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
i lived bitch
idolsister has logged on.
...What.
Admin has changed idolsister's username to falsemask
WHAT
Admin has changed idolsister's username to Reiko Kujikawa.
...Okay, not what I wanted, but that'll do.
ammy_highwind has logged on.
[...What the fuck.]
You and me both.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.
Aliker_Residence has logged on?
Hello? Hello? Does anybody know what this is?
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Professional Professionalist
fiveandfriends has logged in!
Why, it's a forum, of course!
What's a forum, Five?
Why, you can talk to anyone around the world!
Really? All around the whole world?
That's right! Maybe our new friend would like to introduce themselves?
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
[HELP has logged on.]
please help me. my room mate locked me in his basement and all i have here is a computer but no one believes me send help before its too late
Edited by TheWhiteWolf on Feb 4th 2019 at 9:30:09 AM
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
All around the world?! A bizarre artifact indeed...
My name is Alissa Aliker. I'm a demon hunter. I found this artifact in my parent's estate and it appears I managed to activate it.
... Oh dear. I don't know how I can help but I'm sure somebody here can.
Edited by Beverly on Feb 4th 2019 at 9:30:41 AM
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Professional Professionalist
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Oh dear! I could try to fly over there, but we probably live in different universes...
And, it's nice to meet you!
I'd watch a TV program about you!
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
i lived bitch
ammy_highwind: ...Okay, so we have the technologically illiterate and a guy locked inside someone's basement.
Reiko Kujikawa: Really wish I could get to the latter.
ammy_highwind: Pretty sure most of us are from entirely different realities, anyways.
Reiko Kujikawa: wait what
ammy_highwind: Long story.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.
Facing the consequences.
Sora_NGNL has logged on.
hey guys remember to smash that like button for more epic gamer moments
Edited by HyperReal on Feb 4th 2019 at 7:43:30 AM
Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
shut up sora
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
... I'm sorry. A TV program?
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Professional Professionalist
Yeah! It would be right at home on Bim Bum Bam.
Pay no mind to him, he's a TV mascot.
So are you!
But I'm not spunky and childish.
Edited by arimothereindeer on Feb 4th 2019 at 7:56:01 AM
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
i've been in this basement for almost forty years, it's ok i guess since my room mate gives me crumbs to eat. also what you're a tv mascot
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
Well, that’s good to know. How many followers do you have, anyway?
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.