Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
Wow, I did not know that THAT was what you were referring to.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
Oh, yeah. That's a common euphemism here.
Bloody Fossil
"I just believe I can't said that."
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
ETERNAL
You can't get much darker than cannibalism!
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
...the original context referred specifically to members of the superfamily Paguroidea.
Gutterheads. >:P
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
The Darkness Grows
"It's like nerd bondage gear."
I was trying to make a character's outfit look better and failed miserably.
RISE
Polite smartass.
"Mom mom mom MOM! Holy potato!"
I was calling attention to a local news broadcast about a potato with a cross design embedded in it.
edited 1st Jun '12 8:12:16 PM by Takwin
I've returned from the depths to continue politely irritating the good people of TV Tropes.(◕‿◕✿)
Am I a weirdo?
"A crow crashed into my head on the way over here."
Maybe not the strangest thing ever, but it's the strangest thing I've said today. It's pretty much exactly what it sounds like.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
"Don't take offense if I spit it out, and like... murder you"
I was explaining that I am a picky eater when someone offered to let me try their edamame, but I'm not sure where the murder came in
Attack glitter: It's pretty, but it hurts!
"And nobody said that the little dwarves weren't secretly malevolent and trying to make the acupuncture that they're practicing as painful as possible."
I had a spontaneous, stabbing pain in my right ear. Mom jokingly said that the dwarves were practicing acupuncture on my ear again, to which I said that it's more like the elves are stabbing tiny knives into my ear, "not that there's much of a difference between the two." She started mentioned how acupuncture is done with good intent, leading to this.
Hard to explain and to express, forever just a work in progress (he/they)
It's Like Arguing on the Internet
"Stop yelling at Vincent Price, you dick."
watching the film adaptation of The Fall of the House of Usher where Vincent Price plays the character who's hyper-sensitive to sound and the main character kept yelling at him
Somehow you know that the time is right.
"I'm sorry, but I want to make a horrible Pretty Fly for a White Guy joke about Freefall."
"Goddammit, open this door! I swear to the goddess I will bleed you like a goddamn pig if you don't let me in! I WILL CUT YOU!"
I said that to a video game character.
edited 2nd Jun '12 11:05:12 PM by Malph
'I was surprised by just how little of your boob I could fit in my mouth.'
Speaks for itself really.
ETERNAL
"I don't think Fish are very good at Guard duty"
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
"...Dark Water eyebrows."
And for one that's a bit meta:
"I could swear I said something fucking weird earlier."
"Become Emperor of Europe!
Pass laws
???
Profit!
The profit being, everyone being incestuous, of course."
If trying to make sense of Cleverbot can count:
"But if you're God you should be allowed to read or watch whatever you want..."
Bloody Fossil
"-pokes friend's hair- Don't you have, like, a satellite dish under there somewhere?"
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
"Lady Sei was a feudal Valley Girl."
"I don't really consider such things. I mean... I don't really understand how Cornish fudge will rule the world with me. Dept of Food and Agriculture?"
The Darkness Grows
"Loki's legions will meet Misha's minions on the field of honorable combat: ping-pong!
There was this prompt on the norse_kinkmeme, you see...
RISE
"Hey, I found some German Chocolate Cake! Now where do they keep the Belgian waffles and the Polish sausage?"
If you don't get it, study history.
"Ok, please tell me you saw the old guy sitting in a lawn chair with a cowboy hat and a power saw."
Exactly What It Says on the Tin. Doubles as the strangest thing I saw today.
"I don't feel safe knowing Home Depot employees have box cutters. Those motherfuckers shouldn't be allowed to have anything sharper than sliced bread."
Why are there mentally challenged people working in a store where they sell power tools? That can't end well.
edited 4th Jun '12 10:51:34 PM by Malph
No Dragon Power
and now I'm going to name an Oc Gym Leader Waldo
With the power of a dragon I can make up for my inability to spill.
Snort!
I now cannot help but picture dRoy eating pubic lice off his own genitals. Oh, dear.
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'