"I don't give a quarter of a fuck", which in itself is oddly specific.
Also, "fatality" as an ironic response to something bad happening, similar to "press F".
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
"Shut up, cracker!"
“Well that was fucking weird.”
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Dogs, gigs, food and books.
"What a lovely dog!" in my Northern accent, which stands out in the South West!
I say it a lot, because all dogs are lovely.
The Senate
"because it is stupid and I hate it"
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
"Yes sir."
You Could Use some Imagination
"Why are you arguing about this on the internet with a 15 year old child."
Generally used as my argument trumpcard or just to end an argument I'm bored with.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
The Senate
"Technically yes but don't"
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
You Could Use some Imagination
"I did/did not/am not doing/doing/will not do/will do that thing."
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
You Could Use some Imagination
Edit: Whoops, double post. Don't know how that happened.
Edited by BackSet1 on Oct 27th 2019 at 1:21:20 PM
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
"Can you die quieter, please?"
"Bamboozled"
Makoto Yuku
"If I have no clue what the fuck I'm doing, Nobody else does either."
A nightly dance of bleeding swords reminds me that I still live
You Could Use some Imagination
"I'm gonna die."
Even when it's not appropriate to the situation. Especially when it's not appropriate to the situation.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
"Nartz."
"Sadpanda." Both for when something disappointing happens.
Heya there! I'm West.
“Did anyone die?”
Tends to appear after “What happened?”.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
A chub from the Grant Corporation
“Me can’t word good,” whenever I have a slip of the tongue.
Of late, I have taken to adding “Good old...” as a prefix to any and every noun, proper or otherwise, even if it’s something not good. “Good old dysentery! Wait a minute, there’s NOTHING good about dysentery!”
Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!
"CHRIST ON A BIKE"
"TRAGIC."
"I am confusion."
"Cool story, bro, but I don't remember asking a damn thing."
Edited by Routeferret on Nov 9th 2019 at 1:15:41 PM
The Senate
"You could make an SCP out of this!"
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
"[event] went alright. I got [insert injury here]."
eh
a sad meow whenever I see cats.
You Could Use some Imagination
"Auf gehts! Let's do this!" accompinied by the appropriate hand gesture, Which I stole from Athena Cykes.
"A Dragon Never Yields!" Of course, stolen from Dhurke Sahdmadi.
And all three of the original big word shouts from the original trilogy.
Edited by BackSet1 on Nov 14th 2019 at 7:53:14 AM
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
A chub from the Grant Corporation
As someone who lives in the country, I have come to have stock things I yell when I see certain species of wild animal. With deer and hawks it's kind of boring, since I just yell, "DEER!" or "HAWK!" With foxes, I affect a "cute" voice and yell "FOXY!" With pretty much any other species of animal, it's just, "Hello, Mr. [insert name of animal species here]," as in: "Hello, Mr. Coyote," or "Hello, Mr. Heron."
Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!
eh
'this is a particularly bruh moment.' whenever things go wrong.
"Doggy whiskers!", wherever I see a dog.
"Scooby Dooby Doo!"