Space hobo
I like playing this game SO FUCKING MUCH, i can't stop playing and eventually die from exhation.
You are eating Pringles while sitting on a crate floating in a shark filled tank which is itself surrounded by top notch snipers from all sides. And your Pringles are on fire.
A meteorite falls from orbit and crushes me.
The next troper is in a hospital waiting room.
[DATA EXPUNGED] - I would NEVER do that to a kitten! -Dr. █████
The doctor comes in and rips out my heart with his bare hands to transplant it to some guy who's incompatible with my blood type.
The next poster is singing in the shower.
Usually here.
My hair is whippable.
As I'm singing, I'm so into the song that I don't notice I dropped the soap and I trip over it, bashing my head on the wall.
The next poster is cleaning up my blood.
No, I absolutely never forget my password. And I never have a suspiciously specific denial.
o-o
I get HIV and die.
You find a marshmallow.
ᐅᖃᐅᓯᖅ ᐊᑕᐅᓯᖅ ᓈᒻᒪᔪᐃᑦᑐᖅ
Crusty Nostrils
It's raining cats and dogs.
A rabid pit bull lands on my head.
The next poster is working in an animal shelter.
[DATA EXPUNGED] - I would NEVER do that to a kitten! -Dr. █████
Nostalgia
I trip over a puppy and hit my head on the ground. I wake up in a hospital with severe head injuries, but alive.
Then a PETA assassin comes in and shoots me. How dare I harm that creature.
Crusty Nostrils
The bullet pierces you and hits me in the cranium.
You left your ticket.
It is my ticket to not die. Death squads kill me within 25 seconds.
You are Mickey Mouse.
Yakka Foob Mog
Someone spills nail polish remover all over the animation cel you're drawn on.
We are the SPESS MEHREENS! We are the EMPRAH'S FUREH!
Add me on Skype: Al Cook (darnpenguin)
Grammar Nazi time.
You are the Vice-President of Botswana.
Voted best hair
I have a heart attack.
The next poster is making a sandwich.
Based on what?
While cutting the sandwich, I slip and cut my hand off. The ensuing shock causes me to slip and fall backwards, and the knife pierces my heart.
You're trying to figure out just how I managed to die in the process of making a sandwich.
This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
Show an affirming flame
While sorting through clues I accidentally look through the Necronomicon. Oops.
Next poster is reading the memoirs of John "Sandy" Woodward
at home.
Unstoppable Sex Goddess
You read too much about it and find yourself in the middle of Falkand's War and are promptly destroyed.
Next poster is wearing a bra.
Troper Page
Hnnng
I get killed by passing-by Christians. 'Cause I'm a guy.
Next Poster is in an empty void.
Above all, always remember to stay positive.
There is no air. I asphyxiate.
Next poster has the hydra at his mercy.
Show an affirming flame
...and promptly critically fumbles his attack roll. Self-decapitation ensues.
Next troper has borrowed God's "Smite" button.
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
Don't feed the plants!
The dice from the roll wind up pushing the button and it goes off, smiting me.
The next poster has a backpack full of smileys and ispole vaulting over a pit full of pillows.
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
The pole is too short, and the pillow pit proves a good place to sleep for you and the Smileys. Then they get hungry...
The next poster is in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.
edited 11th Jan '11 10:41:59 AM by newhandl
Give your leaders each a gun and then let them fight it out themselves.You fell into a pit and broke every bone in your body!
You're wondering why your game of Colossal Cave Adventure suddenly ended like that.
This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
You realize it was based on a real cave complex in the States, and decide to visit it yourself! You die somewhere deep inside.
You wonder who actually makes those awful ads to your left.
Give your leaders each a gun and then let them fight it out themselves.
But I'm not like one.
You find out and Go Mad from the Revelation.
The next poster puts on sunscreen.
Shaggy dog stories will ruin your life.
I get it stuck in my head and am shot point-blank by a shotgun blast for humming it.
The next poster is playing their favorite game.
Usually here.