ITT: We go camping

Hey guys, we're having DEEP ROAST BEAR MEAT!(avoid the liver) Happy campers?

Is it still cooking? Or can I begin slicing it now? -salivates-

*hops out of one of the camping backpacks and folds out to normal shape*

*yawn* how long did I sleep?

^^ By all means, slice the meat and put it into sandviches.

^ Sleep properly

edited 15th Oct '10 6:40:58 PM by Shichibukai

^^About... -checks watch- a month. You paper people and your odd sleeping habits...

Ehhh? I didn't think it was that long?

*earth shaking growl*

I think I'm hungry. I could eat an entire ox or a horse or a...

*sees the whole cooked bear and salivates*

Oh hello. For some reason I am sexually attracted to you. -nears Kuro-

O_o

No. No. No. No! NO! NOOO! EWW! -shuts eyes-

*whacks Pie aside and gastronomically assualts the cooked bear, AKA devours it like a starved wolf*

Owhhhh.... OK, I was wrong... I could only eat three fourths of an entire bear!

*somehow the mass food consumption re-inflated him to normal shape, disregarding the bulged stomach*

edited 16th Oct '10 7:57:07 AM by KuroFox

O M G

What now? I thought I hit you hard enough to stop bugging me. -.-;

I need something better than bear.

What about...POWERTHIRST!?

Theres still 1 fourts of it left though!

Ugh, how fatty was that thing? I'm feeling like I could barely walk now. Maybe I should have thought twice before I went all food frenzy on it...

*curls up in a sleeping bag and snoozes half asleep, still alert*

Oh wait. *places sign out of nowhere saying "Do not disturb. Especially you Pie."*

edited 16th Oct '10 8:05:53 AM by KuroFox

*Kicks Kuro while he's sleeping*

Why you...

*gets up and flings Hungertoad to the nearest pond to join his namesake*

I guess I'll be taking that last 1/4 of the bear.

-eats three bites, is full-

Never mind. There's plenty left.

edited 16th Oct '10 8:25:45 AM by Everest

Bear? Eww... Do we have anything less... bearish?

They're godless killing machines.

How do you know? Have you asked them about their religious beliefs?

I knew a bear once. He was a Thornologist. He got angry when I refused to fight him for some reason and tried to rend me to bits. Failing that I was forced to burn him into a crisp.

He wasn't as tasty as this one though.

None of them are Nornologists.

Eww, gross! Bears are disgusting! This one time, I went camping with some friends, and this bear popped out of nowhere and was like "rawr!" and we were all like "oh no!" but then Gerard run up to it with a knife and he stabbed it in the face and the bear was all like "rawr-oww! Ahh!" and Gerard was all like "shut up bear, I'm trying to stab you!" and the bear was like "k'" so he did stab the bear, in the face, and it died! And, get this, we cooked the bear, and then we ate it, and Marylena totally got food poisoning.

Yep, bear meat is gross.

Must've been something wrong with the way you cooked him... Or then it's cos I'm not really human. xP

... BTW where are we? I just kinda snuck into the backpack cos I wanted to not get bugged when I had my "nap."

A forest in the middle of [fire crackles].