The random conversation thread

I like Tails, what's with you?

Nerf machine gun? WANT. BADLY.

And Goggle Fox throws shoes for puns.

Wasn't. Pun.

Tzetze: I don't know, vandro, what does Glossina have to do with jerking off?

why did I type that sentence

vandro: Miles "Tails" Prower, I mean.

*reloads, fires six more sticky-rounds*

William Wide Web:Nerf machine gun? WANT. BADLY.

I actually used to have one. It was more of a Nerf chaingun, I guess.

Though my favorite was always this one◊.

Nerfware is all rotary, if it's auto-reloading. Chambered darts don't work well.

jjXA69fupy4kvGpTCf6jcd1 -> How to make a safe dart machine gun

Why?! reread the quoteblock in Tzetze post that end with "jerks"!

*on reread, fires six more... this time at Tzetze*

I can't help that I'm sexy.

*hands Tzetze a mask*

Yes you can.

Where would you get a mask small enough?

There was a skelleton wearing that iron mask.

edited 10th Oct '09 8:22:33 PM by Katrika

You guys are such morons, you shouldn't even be allowed to live. I'M the biggest jerk here. Also, keep that mask on, Tzetze, no one needs to see your nauseating face.

How'd I do?

Passable at best.

Mask? What Mask?

Brought to you by Hikari Sentai Maskman.

I'm better at being a jerk to myself, I'm afraid.

^What a dumb fuck that Tzetze is.

I was a really sucky jerk a page back...so lame.

So what are we doing?

Yeah, Tzetze's so lame. I've got major Hype Aversion for that guy, can't be as great as everyone keeps saying.

All you people's constant failures make my heart warm.

?

I feed on the blood of unborn children.

I made a poem
So basic it seems
No one cares what it means.

Tzetze: Yeah, Tzetze's so lame. I've got major Hype Aversion for that guy, can't be as great as everyone keeps saying.

I have to admit, one time I actually did almost add Hype Aversion to your page, but then I didn't because that would have been a jerk thing to do (really, the only reason I even thought of it is because I saw a few posts where you pointed it out yourself, if not in those words)

Also it probably applies to me too ("Say don't we have a trope for works where someone like Haven is the main character? Yes we do! Zing!")

OH YEAH, TZETZE? I steal little kid's lollipops, choke their pet kittens with them, and then force the children to eat the leftovers of their little kitty after I have a delicious snack. RAW.

edited 10th Oct '09 11:08:43 PM by OuttaTheBLAM

Can I do it??? Disclaimer: I do not believe anything that lies below; not in the slightest.

Sit, puppies, and listen. I'm here because I can use you, and if you like my "nice" mask, you keep it cleaned, painted and polished. Don't think you won't beg and lick for me—you're doing it now as you read and you'll be doing it as you respond, because you're this forum's dog, too. Is there anything to which you aren't a pathetic little pet? Think on that, and if you aren't crying out your wet little noses, you're not thinking hard enough, dumbasses.

edited 10th Oct '09 11:09:01 PM by AFGNCAAP

I'm really tempted to post what I said to somebody when they asked me why I don't go to church, but I won't.