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lycropath Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
#146676: Feb 23rd 2019 at 3:07:59 PM

Also Shino is a common card if I remember right.

MadSkillz Destroyer of Worlds Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: I only want you gone
Destroyer of Worlds
#146677: Feb 23rd 2019 at 3:17:16 PM

To be Shino is to suffer.

He was rather a sad sack in that last episode of Boruto.

"You can't change the world without getting your hands dirty."
slimcoder The Head of the Hydra Since: Aug, 2015
The Head of the Hydra
#146678: Feb 23rd 2019 at 3:19:54 PM

Well of course he's sad.

The guy peaked after his fight with Kankuro as he never amounted to anything worthwhile & is now the teacher to a bunch of snot-nosed kids.

"I am Alpharius. This is a lie."
MadSkillz Destroyer of Worlds Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: I only want you gone
Destroyer of Worlds
#146679: Feb 23rd 2019 at 3:53:58 PM

Even Kiba's got a girlfriend.

Tenten's the only other loser. : (

Well, I guess Neji is dead.

"You can't change the world without getting your hands dirty."
OmegaRadiance Since: Jun, 2011
#146680: Feb 23rd 2019 at 3:56:08 PM

Lee doesnt have a gf. Just a son.

Like Gaara

Every accusation by the GOP is ALWAYS a confession.
slimcoder The Head of the Hydra Since: Aug, 2015
The Head of the Hydra
#146681: Feb 23rd 2019 at 3:57:47 PM

At least they have something though.

"I am Alpharius. This is a lie."
Shlugo_the_great Since: Sep, 2009
#146682: Feb 23rd 2019 at 4:56:57 PM

I guess it's hard to find a girlfriend when it's common knowledge that you're covered in insects.

slimcoder The Head of the Hydra Since: Aug, 2015
The Head of the Hydra
#146683: Feb 23rd 2019 at 5:02:49 PM

I don't know, if that were true then the Aburame clan wouldn't be a thing.

There's prolly a good deal of insect fetishes in Konoha.

"I am Alpharius. This is a lie."
MadSkillz Destroyer of Worlds Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: I only want you gone
Destroyer of Worlds
#146684: Feb 23rd 2019 at 5:56:05 PM

Shino is lonely.

Sasuke is a successful important person but can't stand to touch his wife.

Sakura wants loving.

Tenten is a loser.

This is a good premise for a hentai.

"You can't change the world without getting your hands dirty."
Soble Since: Dec, 2013
#146685: Feb 23rd 2019 at 6:30:25 PM

Hinata, Hiashi, and Hanabi hurry to the area of the hot springs district where the thief was last seen. As was reported, the mists are incredibly thick, and without the Byakugan it would be impossible for them to see where they're going

the hot springs district a completely normal and everyday part of a village where children and elderlys traverse where the thief was last seen. As was reported, the mists are incredibly thick, sooooo thick that you need a magical, mutated god-eye to see through it

Good lord who is running this village.

Because of how late it's gotten, Hinata and Hanabi decide they should spend the night at one of the hot spring

(they fight without leaving the hot springs)

What I read here here is that MILF Hinata and her unusually attractive younger sister Hanabi were sparring naked in a hot spring. And of course the anime chooses not to make a 10-episode filler out of this.

Edited by Soble on Feb 23rd 2019 at 6:40:44 AM

I'M MR. MEESEEKS, LOOK AT ME!
IniuriaTalis Since: Oct, 2014
#146686: Feb 23rd 2019 at 8:22:32 PM

What I'm getting from this is that Hanabi needs to marry Konohamaru and have her own kids already.

Saiga (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
#146687: Feb 23rd 2019 at 8:26:58 PM

What does Konohamaru bring to the eugenics?

slimcoder The Head of the Hydra Since: Aug, 2015
The Head of the Hydra
#146688: Feb 23rd 2019 at 8:29:50 PM

It depends on how much you consider Sarutobi.

"I am Alpharius. This is a lie."
IniuriaTalis Since: Oct, 2014
#146689: Feb 23rd 2019 at 8:34:49 PM

With his genes they'd the have the DNA of every possible Hokage family. (They could have the set, but blame Tsunade and Kakashi for not spawning.)

Edited by IniuriaTalis on Feb 23rd 2019 at 11:35:16 AM

OmegaRadiance Since: Jun, 2011
#146690: Feb 23rd 2019 at 8:58:59 PM

Shino has students he loves snd Kurama dolls he dotes on.

Every accusation by the GOP is ALWAYS a confession.
wanderlustwarrior Role Model from Where Gods Belong Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
Role Model
#146691: Feb 23rd 2019 at 9:21:58 PM

Poor Hinata... I wish things were better for her and her family. That story is surprisingly touching.

I agree with her dad's desire to be a fitting trading card for his grandkid. It relates to something that I think of when I think of short-sighted and corrupt regimes and generations: why would you be so concerned with immediate profit, when it would be better to be a lasting source of pride and respect for your parents and children?
Of course, it's not a full analogue, as these are effectively mercenaries, here...

As for cards, there's a tradeoff to it. The more common rarities mean collectors and fans may actually see and learn from them. Plus, he could go out and sign a select few.


I still maintain that Kabuto's zombies should've been controlled using an updated form of his MY NINJA INFO CARDS. Then in the following peace era, he could be the one making these trading cards as a commercialized version (that doesn't summon zombies).

Edited by wanderlustwarrior on Feb 23rd 2019 at 11:22:16 AM

The sad, REAL American dichotomy
wanderlustwarrior Role Model from Where Gods Belong Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
hardcorefakes coolest_guy from probably America Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
coolest_guy
#146693: Feb 23rd 2019 at 10:02:20 PM

I'd ship it. I don't think they've ever interacted on screen even once, but I'd still ship it.

OmegaRadiance Since: Jun, 2011
#146694: Feb 23rd 2019 at 10:04:03 PM

Tenten would rather pine for Neji whose ghost still haunts them.

He was at Hianat and Boruto's wedding afterall.

Every accusation by the GOP is ALWAYS a confession.
slimcoder The Head of the Hydra Since: Aug, 2015
The Head of the Hydra
#146695: Feb 23rd 2019 at 10:05:43 PM

Of course because no one can actually move on in this show.

Ino only married Sai for his vague resemblance to Sasuke after all.

Edited by slimcoder on Feb 23rd 2019 at 10:06:08 AM

"I am Alpharius. This is a lie."
Shlugo_the_great Since: Sep, 2009
#146696: Feb 24th 2019 at 3:15:17 AM

What does Konohamaru bring to the eugenics?

It depends on how much you consider Sarutobi.

Ah, so ability to move without a spine then.

OmegaRadiance Since: Jun, 2011
#146697: Feb 24th 2019 at 9:06:24 AM

Oh god this episode was fan-fucking-tastic.

Seeing Sasuke as an awkward as hell dad having to use Kakashi and Make Out Paradise for advice on being a parent while Salad is Tsundere during all of it. Sasuke can't even hold a conversation with Shino without sending a guy who tends to be in control of himself off.

Edited by OmegaRadiance on Feb 24th 2019 at 9:08:06 AM

Every accusation by the GOP is ALWAYS a confession.
slimcoder The Head of the Hydra Since: Aug, 2015
The Head of the Hydra
#146698: Feb 24th 2019 at 12:09:38 PM

Ah about time that deadbeat finally acts like something like an actual dad.

Sure he was never there for her for her entire life, never even bothering to send a letter to the point he once almost killed by accident but......... wait what was my point? tongue

"I am Alpharius. This is a lie."
Shlugo_the_great Since: Sep, 2009
#146699: Feb 24th 2019 at 12:26:44 PM

I know it's popular to rant on Sasuke but let's be fair. Yeah, he's never home, but that's because he's apparently the only one who tries to prevent aliens from draining the world chakra while the rest of them fuck around in the village, selling flowers and doing dog food ads.

slimcoder The Head of the Hydra Since: Aug, 2015
The Head of the Hydra
#146700: Feb 24th 2019 at 12:33:09 PM

Yet he couldn’t be bothered to check what his daughter looks like in 13 years. He talks to Naruto a lot, could have asked for a picture but noooooooo it was better to completely cut off any & all contact as if had never existed in the first place. .

There is no fairness in this, only absolutes. You either are or are not.

Edited by slimcoder on Feb 24th 2019 at 12:34:48 PM

"I am Alpharius. This is a lie."

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