On their honeymoon night, Eadie confesses to Johnny that she doesn't like the taste of the gin. Then she downs it.
Johnny's mother scolds him for thinking too hard, because he'll go bald otherwise. Johnny awkwardly rubs the back of his head to check.
The 2002 Chuck Palahniuk novel
Funny Moments: The chapter of Mona's "coven" meeting. But the crowner has to be when Oyster pushes Carl too far, and Carl snaps... and Plucky the parrot drops dead. Helen's reaction of "I didn't do it" cinches it.