Ho Yay: Jasper gets his leg torn off and Emmett has to put it back in place. Guess how.
Jasper: This stays between us. I do not want Regina to catch wind of this.
Emmett: I wouldn't worry so much about Regina as the rest of the fangirls out there. You know they'll never let us hear the end of it. There are enough slash fics about us as it is. We certainly don't want to give them any more ammunition.