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Episode 1
Episode 1 (Aired 13 April 2012)
David's Team: Mel Giedroyc and Chris Tarrant
Lee's Team: Alexander Armstrong and Alex Jones
Home Truths
- Alex: "I once lost Julian Lloyd Webber's cello because I was chatting up a parking attendant."David's Team: TrueAnswer: TrueAlexander: "I once prevented a burglar from breaking into my house by hiding behind the door and barking like two different dogs."David's Team: LieAnswer: Lie
This Is My...
- Mel: "This is Syd; we once posed as members of an orchestra to gain backstage access to meet our idol."David: "This is Syd; last year she rescued me when a seaside donkey went haywire with me on its back."Chris: "This is my dentist, Syd, and I had to drive her to A&E after biting her finger during a checkup."Lee's Team: MelAnswer: Mel
Quick-Fire Lies
- Lee: "I can always remember all my ex-girlfriends' names and the order in which I went out with them because their initials happen to make the acronym, BERMUDA."David's Team: LieAnswer: LieAlex: "I can tell if someone is a good dancer just by the way they smile."David's Team: TrueAnswer: Lie
Winners: David's Team (3-2)
Individual Liar of the Week: Alex Jones
Episode 2
Episode 2 (Aired 20 April 2012)
David's Team: Sanjeev Bhaskar and Richard Madeley
Lee's Team: Kate Humble and Miles Jupp
Home Truths
- Richard: "One Christmas morning, I woke up stark naked in our shoe cupboard clutching nothing but two cans of fake snow."Lee's Team: TrueAnswer: TrueMiles: "Everytime I shower I must adhere to my strict system for drying myself."David's Team: LieAnswer: TrueKate: "Everytime I have a haircut I ask to keep the hair which I then take to London and scatter for pidgeons to make nests with."David's Team: LieAnswer: Lie
This Is My...
- Kate: "This is John, and when I was in Africa, he and I dressed up in a pantomime giraffe costume in order to get close-up shots of giraffes in the wild."Lee: "This is John. Despite being total strangers, we were once forced to share a bed when we were double-booked into the same hotel room."Miles: "John and I were paid to fight together in a supermarket dressed as gladiators."David's Team: LeeAnswer: Miles
Quick-Fire Lies
- David: "I like pens, and I like to know where my pens are. For this reason, I have a three-point pen policy."Lee's Team: LieAnswer: True
Winners: Lee's Team (3-2)
Individual Liar of the Week: Miles Jupp
Episode 3
Episode 3 (Aired 27 April 2012)
David's Team: Richard Bacon and Dale Winton
Lee's Team: Clare Balding and Miranda Hart
Home Truths
- Dale: "As a child, rather than sleeping with a comfort blanket or teddy bear, I slept with a potato."Lee's Team: TrueAnswer: LieRichard: "When I worked in McDonald's, my long-term girlfriend joined the queue to my till and when she got to the counter, she dumped me."Lee's Team: TrueAnswer: True
This Is My...
- Clare: "This is Robert and Will. They do my garden, and to avoid the embarrassment of me ever getting them mixed up, I call them both Barry."Lee: "This is Robert and Will. I once used them to convince an audience I could teleport people."Miranda: "This is Robert and Will. I was a judge at the Identical Twins of the Year Award, and they came third, but we had to disqualify them because it turns out they were two of triplets."David's Team: ClareAnswer: Lee
Quick-Fire Lies
- Lee: "Possession: This is my dibber. I donated it to the British Lawnmower Museum where it is now a permanent exhibit."David's Team: LieAnswer: TrueMiranda: "I once embarrassed myself in front of the local vicar at Christmas."David's Team: TrueAnswer: TrueRob: "When I'm in a play, as part of my nightly vocal warmup I perform sets of scales in the voice of a chimpanzee."David's Team: TrueLee's Team: LieAnswer: Lie
Winners: Lee's Team (4-2)
Individual Liar of the Week: Dale Winton
Episode 4
Episode 4 (Aired 4 May 2012)
David's Team: Rhod Gilbert and Sally Phillips
Lee's Team: Des O'Connor and Tess Daly
Home Truths
- Des: "I once accidentally ate cat food for dinner three days running."David's Team: TrueAnswer: TrueRhod: "I cannot go on airport travelators. The one and only time I did, I got so freaked out by how superhumanly fast I was walking I had to be taken to the sick bay to calm down."Lee's Team: TrueAnswer: Lie
This Is My...
- Rhod: "This is Tony, he was my badminton doubles partner for five years."Sally: "This is Tony, he is my uncle whose mobility scooter I drove into a pond and wrote off."David: "This is Tony, an old neighbour of mine who got me to fall asleep when I was little by telling me stories of the war."Lee's Team: SallyAnswer: Rhod
Quickfire Lies
- Lee: Possession: "In Thailand, I paid £200 to have my portrait painted by a monkey. This is that portrait."David's Team: LieAnswer: LieSally: "Because he swims at our local baths, my husband and I play a text game called 'I've Just Been In The Water With Trevor McDonald'. I'm currently winning 3-2."Lee's Team: TrueAnswer: LieDavid: "On a wall in my flat is a mysterious red switch. I have no idea what it does because I have never pressed it and never want to."Lee's Team: TrueAnswer: True
Winners: David's Team (5-1)
Individual Liar of the Week: Sally Phillips
Episode 5
Episode 5 (Aired 11 May 2012)
David's Team: Gabby Logan and Andy Hamilton
Lee's Team: Diane Parish and Dr Christian Jessen
Home Truths
- Gabby: "When I want to remember something late at night, I pick up an object from my bedside table and throw it across the room."Lee's Team: TrueAnswer: TrueAndy: "I used to write and hand in homework for an imaginary classmate."Lee's Team: LieAnswer: TrueDiane: "When I travel by tube, I like to see how many people I can make yawn by yawning myself. My record is nine people in one carriage."David's Team: LieAnswer: Lie
This Is My...
- Christian: "This is Kevin, he's the surgeon who operated on me to remove the piece of the Operation board game I swallowed."Diane: "This was Kevin, but he's such a huge fan of EastEnders he changed his name by deed poll to Albert Square."Lee: "This is Kevin, he has worked as my bum double."David's Team: LeeAnswer: Lee
Quick-Fire Lies
- Lee: "I shaved off a beard I had been growing for weeks because I didn't want David to think I was copying him."David's Team: TrueAnswer: TrueChristian: Possession: "This is my stuffed monkey, Elsie, who watches over me when I sleep."David's Team: LieAnswer: True
Winners: David's Team (4-2)
Individual Liar of the Week: Andy Hamilton
Episode 6
Episode 6 (Aired 18 May 2012)
David's Team: Greg Davies and Richard Osman.
Lee's Team: Patsy Kensit and Bob Mortimer
Home Truths
- Greg: "At school, I invented a game called Snorkel Parka Music Practice Room."Lee's Team: TrueAnswer: TruePatsy: "When I was younger, I was regularly paid to babysit Marvin, the neighbours' dog who had died and been stuffed."David's Team: TrueAnswer: Lie
This Is My...
- Richard: "This is Pauline, we met last year at a Snoop Dogg concert and bonded as we were the oldest two people there."David: "This is Pauline, she was the Akela when I was in the cubs, and had to escort me from the scout hut when I asked too many questions when the police came in for a talk."Greg: "This is Pauline, she is my mother, and she drove past me when I was having my first ever fight and cheered me on."Lee's Team: DavidAnswer: Greg
Quick-Fire Lies
- Bob: "I can break an apple in half with my bare hands."David's Team: LieAnswer: True
Winners: Lee's Team (4-1)
Individual Liar of the Week: Richard Osman
Episode 7
Episode 7 (Aired 25 May 2012)
David's Team: Sarah Millican and Huw Edwards
Lee's Team: Josie Lawrence and Bradley Walsh
Home Truths
- Sarah: "When I'm feeling tired, I photograph myself to see how tired I look. I then compare it to other photographs I've taken to see how tired I actually am."Lee's Team: TrueAnswer: TrueHuw: "I have an evil eye that I use on my colleagues during broadcasts when I want them to move on."Lee's Team: LieAnswer: TrueBradley: "When fulfilling my lifelong ambition of swimming with dolphins, I had to punch one on the nose because I thought it was trying to take my swimming trunks off."David's Team: TrueAnswer: Lie
This Is My...
- Bradley: "This is Paul, my schoolfriend who loved mashed potato so much that I used to steal it off teachers' plates for him."Josie: "This is Paul, and he taught me the carrot technique for giving up smoking."Lee: "This is my milkman Paul, I came downstairs one morning to find he had left 88 pints of milk on my doorstep."David's Team: BradleyAnswer: Bradley
Quick-Fire Lies
- Lee: "I can tell if somebody mainly drinks tea or coffee just by listening to their stomach."David's Team: LieAnswer: Lie
Winners: David's Team (3-2)
Individual Liar of the Week: Huw Edwards
Episode 8
Episode 8 (Aired 22 June 2012)
David's Team: Jack Whitehall and Emily Maitlis
Lee's Team: Jim Carter and Armando Iannucci
Home Truths
- Jim: "As a method actor, I like to remain in character all day on the set of Downton Abbey and even help serve lunch to the cast as Carson."David's Team: LieAnswer: LieJack: "I once hid a girl in my bed whilst my whole family came into the room to have a conversation with me."Lee's Team: TrueAnswer: True
This Is My...
- Emily: "This is Benji, who's helping me to fulfill my recurring dream of doing the splits."Jack: "This is Benji, he once hypnotised me and a friend so we could watch the Harry Potter movies as if we'd never seen them before."David: "This is my ice-cream man Benji, who calls me Two-Flakes because I get two flakes in my 99."Lee's Team: JackAnswer: Emily
Quick-Fire Lies
- David: "Last year, I had to abandon buying a new armchair mid-transaction because the shop assistant used the terms 'well jel' and 'amazeballs'."Lee's Team: LieAnswer: LieArmando: "I once had to abandon my car in a safari park after a baboon climbed in through the sunroof, lay down on the back seat and went to sleep."David's Team: TrueAnswer: Lie
Winners: Lee's Team (3-2)
Individual Liar of the Week: Jim Carter
Episode 9 (Unseen Bits)
The Unseen Bits (Aired 29 June 2012)
Home Truths
- Richard Madeley: "My family don't have a swear jar, we have a bore jar. Whenever a Madeley says something boring, they have to put a quid in it."Lee's Team: LieAnswer: LieBob Mortimer: "I have a digeridoo suspended from a tree in my back garden so when the wind blows in a certain direction, it parps soothing sounds of the outback through my bedroom window."David's Team: LieAnswer: LieDr. Christian Jessen: "For a prank, I once put a friend's legs in plaster cast while he slept."David's Team: TrueAnswer: TrueAlexander Armstrong: "Last year, I was amused to discover that in one weekend, I'd had a curry with Andy Murray, been bowling with JK Rowling, and attended an odd party with Todd Carty."David's Team: LieAnswer: LieDavid: "Once a week, I love to eat a full English breakfast, but can only do so if I am entirely stripped to the waist."Lee's Team: LieAnswer: LieJim Carter: "After being knocked unconscious by a frisbee, for three days I could only speak with a thick Scottish accent."David's Team: TrueAnswer: LieLee: "I got stuck for half an hour in a men's toilet because I couldn't find the door."David's Team: TrueAnswer: TrueClare Balding: "To win a bet, I presented a piece to camera from Royal Ascot in a full-length ballgown with Willie Carson hidden underneath."David's Team: LieAnswer: LieRob: "I recently had to be rescued by supermarket staff after I fell into the chest freezer trying to reach the last packet of Yorkshire puddings."David's Team: TrueLee's Team: LieAnswer: Lie