Mario's got a new TV with some amazing shows he wants to show you.
Mario is bored of watching regular television. Luckily, thanks to a bird, Jesus's television ends up landing in his house, which has much better content on it.- Abusive Advertising: Hal Monitor states "Order in the next 5 seconds or else I'll come to your house!" at the end of his commercial.
- Epic Fail: During the Turbo Scrub infomercial, Chunky Kong bathes himself so terribly that he spontaneously combusts inside his bathtub.
- Ironic Death: Jotaro Mario uses his stand, Bob the Builder to run Dio over with his own trademark, the Road Roller.
- Spontaneous Human Combustion: During the Turbo Scrub infomercial, Chunky Kong bathes himself so terribly that he spontaneously combusts inside his bathtub.
- Stylistic Suck: One of the programs Mario watches is "SMG4 Simplified" with the Anime Arc. The entire segment is made using clip art on a white background.
- Surprisingly Realistic Outcome: One of the informercials advertises "Toilet Grenade", an ordinary grenade that you put inside your toilet to clean it. When the advertiser tries it, it just results in a big explosion.
- Television Portal: Hal Monitor can appear at any time through his security cameras.
