"She may be the hottest girl I've ever hated."
— Joey on Amy, Friends, "The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits"
"Beauty is only skin deep. Beneath yours lies a wretched creature."
"She had all the raw material for a real heart-stopper, but she used it the wrong way. It was like seeing a vintage 1920s Rolls Royce Silver Ghost being used to haul dead fish."
— She-Beast's narration regarding the newly-cloned Belphoebe (whose mental imprint donor, Belphegor, was a notorious slob), Whateley Universe, No Beast So Fierce
